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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2025 on: November 10, 2013, 01:22:10 AM »
Visser One: "No council, Visser Three is quite competent"

Visser Three: "Gee, thanks guys"

Chapman: "Sorry Visser my bad

Visser Three: I am your father, Jake Berenson!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2026 on: November 17, 2013, 08:50:30 PM »
"Ah, Tobias, good to have you here! I'm going to roast you over this spit!" - Rachel
<I find the Yeerks to be a delightful, cheerful, and well-meaning species.> - Ax
"Aw, hell, go get my rifle! We're gonna go killing some Yeerks, yeehaw!" - Jake
<Well, failures do happen. No one's perfect. It's not your fault.> - Visser Three

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2027 on: March 01, 2014, 10:58:38 AM »
Queen of the Nartec: The sum of our technology has come from the various ships and air craft we have obtained from vessels that have crashed in our oceans. Now we will use the Yeerk Seablade to take our rightful place as the rulers of the Earth!

Marco: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a second. We're not even halfway off the cost of the California. You've been here for how long?

QotN: Uh... a thousand years give or take.

Marco: Right. A thousand years and you didn't even think the Pemalite ship was worth taking a look at? That's more advanced than literally everything on Earth and in orbit above us right now.

Ax: Not to mention the Dome portion of the ship I came to Earth in was practically parked in your back yard.

Jake: Right and you just barely became aware of the Yeerk sea blade even though we had a humongous underwater battle with them in an effort to rescue Ax from said ship. You've had literally dozens of chances to acquire advanced ships and weaponry for your cause.

Rachel: Pfft. Hey, anyone remember the nuclear submarine that we had to go rescue? Where were the *Uses air quotes* Atlanteans then?

Qotc: *Narrows eyes and then calmly says* Take them on tour.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2028 on: March 23, 2014, 12:07:32 PM »
(Seerow's ship touches down on the Yeerk homeworld.  Seerow emerges wearing a safari hat.  Alloran emerges behind him, carrying a camera.  Seerow enthusiastically darts into the underbrush.)

Seerow (pointing out a Yeerk pool behind some scraggly bushes, where something moving just beneath the surface can be seen): Here, we see the wild Yeerk in its natural habitat!  Crikey, she's a beaut.  Let's get closer.

(Alloran follows)

Seerow (whispering, as a Gedd approaches the scene and starts poking curiously at the murky water): The Yeerk seems to be in the process of infesting its natural host, a Gedd.  This process has never been caught on film before.  This is incredible!

(Gedd, now infested, comes up to Seerow, sniffing curiously)

Seerow (still whispering): It has no fear of me, since it has never seen an Andalite before.  This is amazing!  No one has ever gotten this close to a wild Controller!

(Gedd points at the Shredder weapon Seerow is carrying)

Seerow: Now, let's observe what happens when we give it advanced weapons technology.

(Seerow hands Shredder to Gedd, Gedd immediately runs off)

Seerow: Crikey!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2029 on: March 25, 2014, 03:43:07 PM »
(Seerow's ship touches down on the Yeerk homeworld.  Seerow emerges wearing a safari hat.  Alloran emerges behind him, carrying a camera.  Seerow enthusiastically darts into the underbrush.)
Holy f**k. My brain just exploded from the "never-would-say"-ness of the rest of that post. WHERE TF DID U FIND THIS

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2030 on: March 25, 2014, 10:40:42 PM »
I, uh, found it in my brain?

Like this:

Howler: This is the song that never ennnnnds, yes it goes on and on my friennnnds . . .

(Several weeks later)

Pemalite (to another Pemalite): Is the virus that will kill us all ready yet?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2031 on: March 27, 2014, 02:46:05 PM »
lolwut *tilts head and makes a puppy dog noise*

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Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2032 on: April 02, 2015, 09:23:49 PM »
Marco: I hope my dad is a controller, then I could have the set

That one really made me laugh.

Same! :D

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2033 on: April 02, 2015, 09:28:53 PM »
Visser 3 to Visser 1: you are a very attractive specimen, and i would be honored if you would join me for dinner some time. I do have a human morph, after all.
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This was totally Visser Three's thought in the fan fiction "Visser Three's Diary", you should read it.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2034 on: April 02, 2015, 09:31:22 PM »
Ax: What the f*** is this s***?! CINNAMON BUNS?! What the F***?!!!!

(Know I was a bit over the top, just makes me laugh more :D )

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2035 on: April 02, 2015, 09:46:25 PM »

Marco: This is ridiculous, everyone has someone but me; Cassie and Jake, Tobias and Rachel, that does it: Say Ax you wanna do something this Friday night?

Haha...That's awesome Rob.

AX: So...You put your right foot in and then out? Would I use both right feet or...?

Funny thing is, Ax and Marco actually DID dance in the TV show.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2036 on: April 02, 2015, 10:01:07 PM »

Ax: I'M too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.
Jake: Is that why you've forgotten to wear one in public?

OH MY GOD you have to read "Visser Three's Diary" (fan fiction, not by me, if you ask)

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2037 on: April 02, 2015, 10:05:36 PM »

Jake: (to Ax) Call me Prince.

Marco: That Christopher guy from Everworld is way funnier than me.

Or Mo' Steel from Remnants :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2038 on: April 02, 2015, 10:09:04 PM »

Visser Three; "And it would have worked too! If it hadnt been for you meddling kids!"

Did you JUST quote Scooby-Doo? :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2039 on: April 02, 2015, 10:32:51 PM »
Septuple posting, seriously?
Well, I'm the boss... Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne... Identity. Er... Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you, again?