uhh... he did say that
Taxxon: (in taxxon language) I'm not hungry.Hahaha. That one made me laugh. :P
Marco: I hope my dad is a controller, then I could have the set
Jake: That was incredible Marco. Now remember the deal, next I get to be Rachael!
Ax: Hey tobias, guess what? Chicken butt
Here's all I could think of:
Ax: *while shooting a Dracon Beam like a machine gun into a crowd of Yeerks* < Hakuna Matata, ****es! >
Ellimist - "Wow...Earth sucks!"I don't know why, but that one keeps making me laugh. :P
Marco: So here's my plan, we attack the Yeerk Pool in panda morphs.
Ax(to the Animorphs at a meeting in Cassie's barn)- I am an Andalite and the most superior being here, therefore you will all do as I say! And I say, "DANCE!!"
Visser Three- "We come in peace."
marco: *deadly serious* i LOVE trips down to the yeerk pool!
marco: *deadly serious* i LOVE trips down to the yeerk pool!
That could be any of the Animorphs.
Tobias: <Hey guys, I'm thinking about moving to Philadelphia. I love those Eagles!>
Jake: cassie, I think I speak for all of us when I say we've had enough of that tree-hugging bull****
Taxxon: I'm not feeling very hungry today
Ax: *bopping his head, and shifting his hooves attempting to dance inside an Andalite Fighter, while shooting down Yeerk Bug Fighters*
<I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says I'm Mr. Ro *dodges Bug Fighter*...mantic
I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! >
*3 Bug Fighters synchronize and sequentially explode with every "BOOM"*
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those were great lol
i think my faverite was visser 3 as dr evil
Haha, sorry, I couldn't help but do this one :P
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*The Animorphs are running for their lives in a dark tunnel, and then come to a dead end.
Behind them, a pair of human controllers and hork-bajir arrive.*
Human Controller: End of the line. *smirk* Any last words, Animorphs?
*Jake swivels around to face them, with the rest of the Animorphs following behind him and lining up a V-formation*
Jake: Yeah. *totally macho* It's morphin' time!
*everyone starts synchronizing in crazy arm movements*
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Wow! That was not only totally funny, but actually kinda cool at the same time... ;D
I always wanted Jake to say "It's morphin' time!" >:D
*A field of wildflowers. Butterflies flit from blossom to blossom. Standing on either side of this perfect meadow .... Two lonely blue figures .... *
Elfangor: Visser Three?
Visser Three: Elfangor?
Elfangor: Oh my god, it IS you!
Visser Three: I thought you were dead! I mean eating you and all ... I didn't have my coffee that morning.
Elfangor: I forgive you! *laughs*
*sappy music cue*
*Both run through the flowers, kicking up petals, scattering butterflies. The sun suddenly bursts from a cloud. They embrace, vaseline coated camera shot, blurry.*
Elfangor: Friends?
Visser Three: Forever.
Jake: No, me and Cassie weren't doing it like rabbits, we were doing it as rabbits.
Tobias (looking at a picture of a hawk in a nature magazine): I'd so hit that
Rachael: But Tobias, I love the idea of keeping you in a little cage in my room, you don't even have to be a hawk.
Marco: Look it's fine, the seamen they recovered wasn't even human.
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Elfangor, looking a bit robotic: *scuba breathing*
Tobias: ???
Elfangor: Tobias, I am your fa-ther. *slices off Tobias' left wing*
Tobias, spiraling downward: <NOOOOoooooo....>
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The Sharing Members, all wearing hats with eye stalks on them: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? V-I-S...S-E-R...T-H-R-E-E!
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Hah, I like the dialog between Elfangor and Ax.
any Animorph Character: F*** (sorry, i know its bad... but.... )actually I think they would say it. You know how sometimes they say, "said a word I won't repeat" or "said a word that you really shouldn't say in school". I think they do say it. But the narrator just doesn't tell us what word.
Erek: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
Aximili, Visser 3, and Elfangor, arms linked in a circle: I love you, you love me, we're an alien family, with a great big hug and...wait...we don't have mouths, so how does that other bit work?
Marco: This is ridiculous, everyone has someone but me; Cassie and Jake, Tobias and Rachel, that does it: Say Ax you wanna do something this Friday night?
Aximili, Visser 3, and Elfangor, arms linked in a circle: I love you, you love me, we're an alien family, with a great big hug and...wait...we don't have mouths, so how does that other bit work?
Here's a hork-bajir version.
I like Hork-Bajir. Hork-bajir like I. we are family. happy. big hug
*attempt to hug*
ow.
kiss...what is kiss?
not sure if it's something they wouldn't say, but it does sound funny, to me anyway.
how about a howler one?
I kill you, you kill me. let's team up to kill the chee (it was the only species I could think of that ended with the long e sound). with a great loud howl and a slash from me to you, now let's kill some iskoort too.
Kids: Rachel morphed a dinosaur to stop her friends' predation, and when Tobias broke his wing, she made an exclamation (*%#@!!)....lol
hmm...a pemalite version would just be the original song.
Yeerks: I like bodies, bodies hate me. We're a slaver family. With the great Kandrona, and Dracon from me to you, won't you say you hate me too? ... ;) how is this version?
Thanks for the true song^_^
Tobias (looking at an injured squirrel in the clinic): Can I get a doggy bag for that?
Visser 3: Sub-visser, may you give me the salt, please? This hawk is quite bland...
(sorry, it's quite horrible ^_^' poor Tobias...)
Jake after dodging a taxxon mob, morphing into a turtle and getting out alive...
"Man I love being a turtle."
Lol
Alloran: Why do I get the feeling you'll be the end of me?
Elfangor: Don't say that master. :(
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Had myself a Star Wars Trilogy marathon (The old one, not the new)
I think I came up with a fairly good iskoort version
I sell to you, you sell to me. we're a trading family. we buy memories, and shopping's a career. won't you say we're really weird?
Marco: Hey Jake, I found this transcript for a book about the time we all met elfangor...The Invasion? and um...what the hell bro? Being that we're in a secret war and all that, it might not be a good idea to be writing books ya know.
David: MYYYYyyyy PRECIOUSSSSSsssss!! Naaasss-ty Animorphses, they stole it! They took the Precious! gollum They tooks it from usss, and we wantss it BACK! Tricksss-y Animorphses! Deceivers!
David: NOOOoooo! Thems is NICE Animorphses! Animorphses was GOOD to David. Animorphses LIKE David.
David: LIAR!! They HATES us! gollum They tooks it from us, so we is going to STEAL it BACK from them!
David: But...we CAN'T steal from the master!
David: STUPID!! The master LIES to us! He's not our master!
David: Shut up!
David: NO!
David: I SAID shut UP!! Leave us alone! Go away, and NEVER come BACK!
David: NO!!
David: Go away, and NEVER COME BACK!...wait...where did you go? *crickets*
YOu don't knock Trek, or you'll get pummeled by LEGIONS of Trekkies!!! >:Dright. trekkies do not impress me starting from book #47.
Jake: cassie, I think I speak for all of us when I say we've had enough of that tree-hugging bull****
The Animorphs actually ate Tobias in an alternate reality. A reality where Ax did not exist. Hehehehe... #7....
Ax travelled to that reality. But THAT reality didn't have Ax crash landing on Earth. That's why Rachel-Controller and V3/Emperor Espilin was surprised when the Animorphs had an Andalite companion with them.isn't that what I said?
Aximili: Macho macho man...I want to be a mach-cho-oh man!!
Ax: I'M too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.
Jake: Is that why you've forgotten to wear one in public?
Ax: I'M too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.xptdr <= very big lol
Jake: Is that why you've forgotten to wear one in public?
lol RYTX :happy30: :happy30: :sign20:
visser 3 "this earth creature you call a rabbit has long teeth, i must morph him for those teeth would make far better weapons than any morph i have"lol If he morphs MY rabbit, I'm sure it'll be a good morph ;)
No, no, no, the monty python rabbit for the epic morph.
"my name is jake. jake berenson. i can tell you my last name because i'm not real."
Esplin:
<Why wont those damn andalite bandits wanna hang out with me? It's like, I set up the pool and they don't wanna go swimming. I put out all the Hork-Bajir and they don't wanna play tag! I just wanna be friends Mom I don't get it.>
Esplin:
<Why wont those damn andalite bandits wanna hang out with me? It's like, I set up the pool and they don't wanna go swimming. I put out all the Hork-Bajir and they don't wanna play tag! I just wanna be friends Mom I don't get it.>
Absolute epic.
Drode: Actually Rachel, don't join us. You kind of scare me.
*on the Andalite Homeworld*
Marco: <We have to demorph, we only have 2 Earth minutes left!>
Ax: <They're everyone's minutes!>
;D
*A field of wildflowers. Butterflies flit from blossom to blossom. Standing on either side of this perfect meadow .... Two lonely blue figures .... *
Elfangor: Visser Three?
Visser Three: Elfangor?
Elfangor: Oh my god, it IS you!
Visser Three: I thought you were dead! I mean eating you and all ... I didn't have my coffee that morning.
Elfangor: I forgive you! *laughs*
*sappy music cue*
*Both run through the flowers, kicking up petals, scattering butterflies. The sun suddenly bursts from a cloud. They embrace, vaseline coated camera shot, blurry.*
Elfangor: Friends?
Visser Three: Forever.
Uza, you ROCK!!!!
PS: Peach Girl rocks too ;) (and this guy was always my favorite character)
Ax: I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.I think that's already been said before...
Yeah, it was.Ax: I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.I think that's already been said before...
Wow, I didn't expect people to notice my post, being a newbie and all ^^;; Thank you so much for the kind words you guys ;DWe ALWAYS see the newbies ^^ And you didn't posted in the Presentations, so I'm inviting you to do it ^^Uza, you ROCK!!!!
PS: Peach Girl rocks too ;) (and this guy was always my favorite character)
Yess, Peach Girl <33333 One of my fave mangas ever :D
Marco: So, do you have the goods?
Jake: "goods"?
Marco: Yeah, you know, the goods
Jake: Oh... ohhhh! Those goods! *hands over the goods*
Cassie: Hey Marco, you know there are easier ways of getting Rachel's school pictures, right?
Marco: Shhh, she'll hear us!
Jara Hamee- "E equals MC Squared."
Erek- "I'm really more of a cat person..."
Visser Three- "Do the Andalite bandites want a cookie?! I baked them with extra sugar and chocolate chunks... of love!"
Ellimist: Where did you get those CHEESE PUFFS? I have been around for MILLIONS of years and those were absolutely the best cheese puffs I have ever had. Seriously, Farmers market? Trader Joes? Did you make them yourself? Do you have a recipe? I remember this one time... one time Crayak had a ****tail party, you know, formal attire, suits, ties, dresses for the women... yeah, well anyway, he had the BEST little mini-sausage links. And he would NOT give out the recipe, said it was a family tradition. Can you believe that? And then of course the server spills that special brown dipping sauce all over my frock! And I had JUST taken it to the dry cleaners, so I really let that poor guy have it. And can you believe it, he started crying right there! The server, in the middle of a party, shed actual tears. And of course YOU know Crayak, he just refused to pay the dry cleaning bill. Long story short, that's how this whole thing between me and Crayak really got started.
Ax: I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.I think that's already been said before...
We ALWAYS see the newbies ^^ And you didn't posted in the Presentations, so I'm inviting you to do it ^^
This one is good too ;)
This sounds Whedon-esque. Did you get this off a show and alter it or something? Because it sounds like something a character on one of his shows would say. :P
Visser 1 to the Council of Thirteen: I'm sorry but I can't fight for you anymore. I have 3 children on Earth, they're waiting for me and I feel now I should take care of them. So please let Esplin 9466 to be the new Visser 1 and give me a good spaceship, I should hurry, Marco will soon go out from school.I get what you're trying to say, but because of the grammar, it's not as funny as it could be...
Oh T_T My English grammar is too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. ..Visser 1 to the Council of Thirteen: I'm sorry but I can't fight for you anymore. I have 3 children on Earth, they're waiting for me and I feel now I should take care of them. So please let Esplin 9466 to be the new Visser 1 and give me a good spaceship, I should hurry, Marco will soon go out from school.I get what you're trying to say, but because of the grammar, it's not as funny as it could be...
haha, thanks. I totally loled at yours too ;DErrrrr... In fact Jake EXACTLY say that in the TV show ^^'
Jake: But he isn't as cute as me, right, Cassie? Right, Cassie?
Cassie: "Drill Baby Drill!" or "There's a great sale at Saks Fifth, gotta go!"
Jake: "Let's scrap the mission and go square dancing"
Tobias "Cannon Ball!!!" and dive into the water
Rachel "Can't we all just get along?"
Marco... Not much he wouldn't say... how about "Yes, today is a good day to die"
Ax: "I'll pass" as you offer him anything to eat
What can I say, it's getting late :)
Cassie: Duuude, what is up with us? Like, I'm sure about ten minutes ago, I...
Jake: Huh? What was that?
Rachel: What was what?
Jake: ... Dunno, thought I heard.. someone... huh?
Marco: Oh man, maybe... maybe drugs wasn't the best way for us to relieve our stress.
Tobias: *erupts in laughter*
Rachel: What's so funny?
Tobias: Well, you see I... uh... dunno
Ax: I doooo not understand... why am I having a haard hard-duh time following this conversation?
Jake: Huh?
Cassie: I swear I was just thinking something... I just can't remember now
Tobias: *erupts in laughter*
Rachel: *annoyed* What's so funny?
Tobias: Do-do, Cassie said "do-do"
Cassie: No I didn't! .... Did I?
Marco: Can't remember
Ax: This-suh... thisssss is very frustrating frus-frus-frustating. Tating
Marco: Anyone notice how Ax is playing with his words?
Rachel: So?
Marco: He's not in human morph
Jake: huh?
Jake: You know what I don't get?
Marco: What?
Jake: We've grown throughout the whole series, and matured and everything. I mean, three years went by!
Marco: Yeah, so?
Jake: So, how come's no one's ever mentioned how Tobias looks like a little thirteen year-old compared to the rest of us?
Visser three: Surrender now!but most of them lately, the idea has been used...
Ax: throw in a jar of gummy worms and you got a deal.
Errrrr... In fact Jake EXACTLY say that in the TV show ^^'
Errrrr... In fact Jake EXACTLY say that in the TV show ^^'
I know, but that was in the show. And I can hardly see the real Jake say something like that lol ^^
Errrrr... In fact Jake EXACTLY say that in the TV show ^^'
I know, but that was in the show. And I can hardly see the real Jake say something like that lol ^^
I know and I was very surprised he said that! "Wtf! You're Jake!!! JAKE!! Do you hear me? No way Jake could say that!!" ^^'
More proof that the show sucks.Oh no, he did not say that!
Ax: Twenty eight minutes!
Marco: What minutes? Earth? Andalite?
Ax: Everyone's minutes.
Marco: No, they're not!
More proof that the show sucks.Oh no, he did not say that!
Ax: Twenty eight minutes!
Marco: What minutes? Earth? Andalite?
Ax: Everyone's minutes.
Marco: No, they're not!
"We have twenty eight of your minutes left."
"Ax. You're on Earth now. They're everyone's minutes!"
That's how it's supposed to be. Everyone knows this.
haha, nice one
Jake: Whoa-ho-ho!
Tobias: Yeah baby!
Jake: Damn, that girl is fiiine
Tobias: She's hot!
Ax: I do not understand, how can you tell if one female has a higher body temperature than another?
Jake: Hey, look! That girl's got legs!
Ax: *frustrated* Of course she has legs, every human being has legs, correct? So why shouldn't she have legs?
Tobias: You just don't get it, Ax.
Jake: Yeah, see, Ax, telling a girl that she has legs or that she's hot is a complement.
Ax: It is?
Tobias: Yeah, Earth girls like to be told that.
Ax: Ah, strange.
Marco: Hate to bust your party, boys. But Cassie and Rachel are coming!
Jake: Oh, crap!
Tobias: Rachel's gonna kill me! You don't think she's heard, do you, Marco? Do you?
Marco: How am I supposed to know?
Ax: Ah, yes, Cassie, Rachel. Perhaps I can show them what I've learned.
Tobias: No! Ax, no!
Ax: Rachel! Your body temperature is very high! And Cassie, you have, just as every human being does, legs! In fact, your legs are greater than an average human being because they are short!
Jake: ...
Tobias: ...
Marco: *attempting not to laugh*
Jake: I don't know whether to be grateful or ashamed.
Tobias: Go for ashamed since I think Rachel and Cassie know what he was trying to say...
Marco: You know, for once... I'm actually pretty happy I don't have a girlfriend!
Ax: Rachel, you are also very fine!
Hey Mira what about you put in something like this in your story
Cassie: Jake, please stop overbreating, you will get a bad headache from it
Jake: I WANT BAD HEADACHE!!
Cassie: What are you, a caveman?! I want bad headache?! Next thing I know you'll be grunting like some primitive beast, you moron.
the average hork-bajir: *insert something intellectual*
taxxon: "i need to diet"
Do you wanna say Goom dreams about RAFians??? :o
aww are u feelin better mira?
aww get better soon!
Visser 3: *gets down on one knee* Visser 1, will you marry me!?
Visser One: Yes! I thought you'd never ask!Visser Three: And I want children! One or two hundred of children!
random non-nothlit taxxon: (any english word)
"My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name is Berenson or that, oh wait...son of a"
"My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name is Berenson or that, oh wait...son of a"
LOL!!!! this one made me laugh.
Ax: <. . . and that is how Andalite morphing technology created the platypus.>
Cassie: "And then . . . and then . . . THE TREE HUGGED ME BACK!!!!"
Cassie: Aww Jake! That's so sweet. I love it when you get protective like that :-*Cassie: "And then . . . and then . . . THE TREE HUGGED ME BACK!!!!"
Jake: WHAT!!... SHE IF MINE YOU GHASTLY, WORTHLESS TREE *cut the tree into matchsticks in 3 seconds*
Jake: "Marco . . . what have we learned today?"This one is amazing!
Marco: *sigh* "Never give caffiene to a Garatron. In my defense, though, I had no idea Cassie's barn was so flammable!"
Jake: "Marco . . . what have we learned today?"
Marco: *sigh* "Never give caffiene to a Garatron. In my defense, though, I had no idea Cassie's barn was so flammable!"
Marco: "You know, I'm starting to think maybe there's a reason I don't seem to have very good luck with girls . . . "
Visser Three: <No, Tobias. I am your father.>
Visser Three: <Look at that animal! It's probably not an Andalite!>
Jake: "Hey, you know how I always have such a hard time making good decisions? Well, I got this eight-ball . . . "
Ax: <. . . and that is how Andalite morphing technology created the platypus.>
Ax: Should we use eenie meenie or rock paper scissors lizards spock?Big Bang Theory! Nice.
(Quote:
Scissors cut paper
paper covers rock
rock smashes lizard
lizard poisons spock
Spock smashes scissors
scissors decapitate lizard
lizard eats paper
paper disproves Spock
Spock disintegrates rock
and as it always has, Rock crushes scissors)
"My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name is Berenson or that, oh wait...son of a"That one make me remember Vegemorphs ;) Let's try to make it for Animorphs:
Ax: Jake, I have bad news, and worse news.That was a good one!
Jake: what's the bad news?
Ax: the bad news is that we just passed through a gleet bio-filter, so we will now be destroyed in about 5-10 seconds
Rachel: oh no. that's terrible
Cassie: wait. then what's the worse news?
Ax: the worse news is that you just spent that 5-10 seconds listening to me...
Ax: Jake, I have bad news, and worse news.That was a good one!
Jake: what's the bad news?
Ax: the bad news is that we just passed through a gleet bio-filter, so we will now be destroyed in about 5-10 seconds
Rachel: oh no. that's terrible
Cassie: wait. then what's the worse news?
Ax: the worse news is that you just spent that 5-10 seconds listening to me...
Cassie (at the end of Megamorphs 1): What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast, very very fast, so big and flat and wide it needs a big wide sounding word like . . . ow-oun-ound-GROUND! That's it, GROUND! . . . . . . I wonder if It'll be friends with me!
Agreed! NICE JFalcon! On the subjec of MM...Cassie (at the end of Megamorphs 1): What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast, very very fast, so big and flat and wide it needs a big wide sounding word like . . . ow-oun-ound-GROUND! That's it, GROUND! . . . . . . I wonder if It'll be friends with me!
:bestpost:
Visser 3: I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and welcome the Helmacrons! That all little people of all genders are created equal! I have a dream that one day on the blue green Earth our sons and daughters Yeerks and humans will sit together at the table of brotherhood without slavery! I have a dream that one day even on the Andalite planet, vecols or not will be able to sit down without euthanasia! I have a dream that my cannibalistic twin brother will live in a world where he will not be judged by the food he eats as with the Taxxons but by the foods he doesn't eat! I have a dream today!
Maybe I should have saved this one for Martin Luther King Day. Not that I'm at all American... XD
what she said...Visser 3: I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and welcome the Helmacrons! That all little people of all genders are created equal! I have a dream that one day on the blue green Earth our sons and daughters Yeerks and humans will sit together at the table of brotherhood without slavery! I have a dream that one day even on the Andalite planet, vecols or not will be able to sit down without euthanasia! I have a dream that my cannibalistic twin brother will live in a world where he will not be judged by the food he eats as with the Taxxons but by the foods he doesn't eat! I have a dream today!
Maybe I should have saved this one for Martin Luther King Day. Not that I'm at all American... XD
:clap: *applause* :clap:
...Great. Thanks, Seal. Thanks a freakin' lot. Now I'm stuck with the mental image of Visser Three in yellow arm floaties. I don't think I can ever forgive you for that one.
Visser 3: Swimming was fun, don't you agree?
Visser 1: Oh, yes. But I have a new idea! Let's go on one of these!
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/05/swan_boat_in_long_beach.jpg)
Tom: (after escaping from his cage, just in time)... *runs straight to the pool* GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!! SPLASH
I have icky, terrible thoughts when picturing visser 3 with noseplugs. I just do.
Probably, but let's just say they breathe through their hooves. They seem to do everything else through there.so how do they breathe if they're standing on all four? and wouldn't the feet be underwater too?
Visser Three in swimmies disturbes AK more than Marco kissing Jake?
Lol so it would seem.
Oh, and AK. Don't forget that they have to have nose plugs and flippers!
Visser 3: Swimming was fun, don't you agree?
Visser 1: Oh, yes. But I have a new idea! Let's go on one of these!
Yeah, but they can pull certain nutrients and stuff out of grass using their hooves, it woulnt be that hard for them to pull the O2 out of the water, kinda like fish.
Yeah, but they can pull certain nutrients and stuff out of grass using their hooves, it woulnt be that hard for them to pull the O2 out of the water, kinda like fish.
That actually makes sense. I can see that working.
I wasn't necessarily saying it would work, just that I saw it as a possibility. Depending on how Andalite hooves absorb the nutrients, it's possible. I highly doubt that Andalites would have stomachs, as pure nutrients are pretty much as digested as they can be. Therefore, I assumed that the hooves absorb the nutrients directly into the blood stream, to be absorbed in different areas of the body. I figured if that's the case, Andalites may be able to replenish their cells with oxygen for a short time, at least.
Something that we have to remember is that the Andalite respiratory system is nothing like our own. Our oxygen is taken from the lungs and absorbed into our red blood cells. Hence, why blood is red. Andalite blood is green, meaning they have no red blood cells. We don't know how their cellular chemistry is orchestrated, hence we have no bearing as to how the oxygen is absorbed into the respiratory system.
Animorphs: "Where's Ax?" (see pic below)
Marco: ARE YOU PEOPLE.........hang on........there's a word i'm looking for.............
how do u accidently get a horse drunk?Same question O_o
how do u accidently get a horse drunk?Same question O_o
how do u accidently get a horse drunk?Same question O_o
Esplin, did you try to drink alcohol with your Andalite body? Or do you only drink with you Human morph? ;)
Tobias: <Hey guys! I decided that I didn't want to be a hawk anymore. As of two minutes ago.... I'm a ****roach! Forever! Yay! Aren't you happy, Rachel?>
Lol, nice, Russell.
Cassie: Look, and injured animal! No no, keep going, I don't care.
Marco: Oh dear, I think I lost my morphing outfit!
Rachel: And I just lost my lunch.
Marco: Oh dear, I think I lost my morphing outfit!
Rachel: And I just lost my lunch.
Arbron (just before Star Port battle in TAC): A new age has begun . . . an age, of freedom . . . and all will know, that two thousand Taxxons, gave their last breath to defend it! TAXXONS!!! TONIGHT WE DINE IN-----small defensless animal, small defensless animal, it's mine, it's mine, get away, yum! Uh . . . what was I saying?
Jake: ...And Marco drove this car over the entire street, eeeeeeeeeeern eern eern, destroyed every trash can in the neighbourhood, bang bang bang, and then I turned into a tiger...
Tom: Yeah sure.
Jake: Maybe Batman can beat Spiderman, Marco . . . but it's irrelevant because they're from two different publishers, it'd be like me saying that the X-Men could beat Gen. 13, or that Ian Nottingham would slaughter Buffy, who cares if it's true, they'll never meet.
Rachel: Hold up, which Batman are we talking about here? I mean if it's the new one then maybe, but--
Marco: Wait . . . who're the X-Men?
*all animorphs burst into store in battle morphs*
Marco: <All right, nobody move!>
Cassie: <This is a holdup!>
Tobias: <Give us all your money!>
Rachel: <Don't make us hurt you!>
Jake: <Everyone, down on the floor, now. Believe me, we're only using this money to fight parasitic aliens from outer space.>
Ax: *in candy isle* *in human morph* <These "peanut butter cups" are delectible!>
Everyone: *stares*
I guess Ax was the only one in character, lol...
*all animorphs burst into store in battle morphs*Qwerty, that is beast! (FYI, I use beast for awesome, amazing, etc.)
Marco: <All right, nobody move!>
Cassie: <This is a holdup!>
Tobias: <Give us all your money!>
Rachel: <Don't make us hurt you!>
Jake: <Everyone, down on the floor, now. Believe me, we're only using this money to fight parasitic aliens from outer space.>
Ax: *in candy isle* *in human morph* <These "peanut butter cups" are delectible!>
Everyone: *stares*
I guess Ax was the only one in character, lol...
Publisher: Wow. The Invasion, we'll start printing right away, it's an awesome story, Mr . . .
Jake: I can't tell you my last name.
Publisher: Okay, where do I send your share of the money from the publication?
Jake: I can't tell you where I live.
Publisher: Yes, you covered that in the book, but how am I going to find you?
Jake: Well, we won't let them find us.
Publisher: . . . so basically I can keep all the money?
Publisher: Wow. The Invasion, we'll start printing right away, it's an awesome story, Mr . . .
Jake: I can't tell you my last name.
Publisher: Okay, where do I send your share of the money from the publication?
Jake: I can't tell you where I live.
Publisher: Yes, you covered that in the book, but how am I going to find you?
Jake: Well, we won't let them find us.
Publisher: . . . so basically I can keep all the money?
Elfangor: I am your father!
Tobias: NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE.
Elfangor: Search your feelings you know it is true.
And, with that, this thread has jumped the shark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark), I'm afraid.
And, with that, this thread has jumped the shark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark), I'm afraid.
Welcome to reality. It did for about 1000 years ago. But as long as it is fun...
Here is more
On Cassie's birthday, she find Jake's gift and opens it to find the most beautiful white and black kitten it the entire universe...
Cassie: JAKE HOW DARE YOU LOCK AN ANIMAL UP IN A BOX FOR THAT LONG. JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU I WILL NAME THIS CAT VISSER 3... at least today
Rachal: OMG Tobias you carnt eat that mouse here!! Your in human morph!!
Tobias:*spits out live mouse* I have a problem...
That is awesome a cynical Ax, that'd be awesome!
Crayak: Ellimist, I realize we've been at this for eons, but you know what? this last test made me miss Sex and the City, and I just can't have that anymore.
Ellimist: What, we have to call this whole ordeal over because you miss one f*cking episode? I've missed the last season of Heroes because of you! You know what? that's it. I'm resurrecting the Pemalites, reprogramming the Chee, and transporting the Iskoort to the Yeerk homeworld! How do you like those apples? What?!?
Maybe she thought it was too easy...
Rachel: Cassie do you like this outfit i picked?
Cassie: Army boots, nice; green running shorts, okay; neon orange latex halter, great; long white Audry Hepburn gloves, That outfit is perfect!
Rachel: I know, right?
Tobias: cassie im goin on a campaign to convince the other hawks around me that mice are friends not food. wana help me?
Tobias: cassie im goin on a campaign to convince the other hawks around me that mice are friends not food. wana help me?
Cassie: No thanks. It's eat or be eaten. Let the mice die.
Aximili doing stand up comedy on comedy central XD
"AND NOW I will eat a delicious cinnamon bun "
(I think he is very funny he just doesn't know how to make good jokes yet)
I can't help but to sense sarcasm while reading that response. Either that, or you think extremely low of Mr. Francisco's work. and to that i say, "Poo to you with knobs on."
Visser 3: <I have you right where i want you Andalite!>
Elfangor: <Wait, time out, i think i sprained my ankle.>
Visser 3: <Oh, sorry, i'll get a moist towelette.>
Elfangor: <Thanks, you know, could you put a spritz of lemon on it? I know it's weird, but it really does help.>
Visser 3: <Yeah, no problem Al. Hey, do you like scones?>
Crayak: Your move Ellimist
Ellimist: Huh? What? *staring at TV screen* Sorry I was watching "Lost". What the hell is going on in this show, I've seen ahead all 7 seasons, and i'm still confused as to what's going on.
Crayak: Uh, Ellimist? Fate of your favorite species here?
Ellimist: Yeah, yeah... *still staring at screen*
Crayak: ELLIMIST!
Ellimist: *whips head to look at Crayak* What!?!
Crayak: F*ckin' move!
Ellimist: Fine... next commercial.
Jake: Ax, get me a soda.Oh man, that cracked me up! You set it up like Jake is taking advantage of Ax, then he's like <I'm sorry I cut all your limbs off.>. Priceless!
Ax: <Yes Prince Jake.> *retrieves soda*
Jake: Ax, fluff my pillow.
Ax: <Of course Prince Jake.> *hand Jake the soda and proceeds to fluff his pillow*
Jake: Ax, why doesn't my soda have a straw?
Ax: <Sorry Prince Jake.> *inserts straw*
Jake: Ahem, *Jake nods towards the bendy part of the straw*
Ax: <My apologies Prince Jake.> *Ax bends straw* Is everything satisfactory Prince Jake?
Jake: Yes Ax, thank you. *takes another sip of soda*
Ax: <You're welcome Prince Jake, and Prince Jake?>
Jake: Yes?
Ax: <I'd just like to say, again...>
Jake: What is it?
Ax: <I'm so sorry for cutting off all your limbs. I didn't mean to, I absorbed those cool mushrooms.>
Rachel: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."
Rachel: Wasn't it a bit obvious that david was evil? I mean his constant aggression towards us and...
Marco: You're one to talk.
Rachel: Shut up or I'll pound your face into the wall.
(except that I don't understand why Ax talk about mushrooms)
Anything I ca do to help.(except that I don't understand why Ax talk about mushrooms)
while walking, Ax crushed and ate some 'shrooms. Had a bad trip, and cut off Jake's limbs.
haha farie and dameg, awesome!don't you mean faerie and mira?
haha farie and dameg, awesome!don't you mean faerie and mira?
Hahahahahaha. That's awesome.
Jake: AX! Why didn't you tell us the Kandrona could be unplugged?
Ax: I didn't believe it to be necessary knowledge.
Jake: IN WHAT WORLD WOULD THAT BE UNNECESSARY?!
Ax: In your world. With your minutes. And your hours.
Just because I'm in a geeky mood today . . .That's about the best one yet!
Jake: All right people, we've trained for this, we practiced, I know we can--what the heck Rachel?
Rachel: What? I'm ready!
Jake: Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel: Bear form . . . duh?
Jake: Rachel we need you on DPS, bear form's only good for tanking.
Rachel: Bear form's good for everything!
Cassie: Come on you guys, we go through this every time, Ax and Tobias only have two hours.
Jake: Rachel just do the cat form, okay?
Rachel: You're the cat morpher Jake, not I.
Jake: I'm the Paladin, we don't shape shift!
Rachel: Look Jake, when I get Elephant form, that'll be for tanking, I've been a bear, they're totally DPS.
Jake: There is no elephant form!
Marco: Come on guys, if we can't take down Malygos how are we ever going to stop the Yeerks?
Jake: Why would you say that word online?
Marco: What, you think Blizzard is somehow monitoring everything we say and that they're somehow connected to Visser Three and the invasion?
Jake: Yeah . . . I guess that'd be pretty stupid. So anyway Rachel, about your role in this group . . . cat form!
--Meanwhile, in a monitoring center many miles away--
Blizzard Employee-Controller: (gets up from monitoring desk and grabs a phone) Hello? Visser Three? We got 'em sir. Yeah they're trying to run EoE.
Visser Three: <Heroic or non?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: Does it matter?
Visser Three: <Heoric or non-heroic!?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: Non.
Visser Three: <. . . do they have room in their group for me and Iniss 226?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: . . . yeah actually.
In the bank
Robber: Everybody stay cool, this is a robbery!!!!!
Ax: Thanks *takes the gun and tries to eat it* No it's not, it's to hard... *tries again*
*finally Ax gets tired and throw it away - the robbers just stare at him*
So what's so funny about that? There is a Swedish, cardamom and chinnamon, Christmas cookie, which have the same name as our word for "robbery" I can't write the name/word here as it has one of our extra letters in it, and I can't find any translation either.
As the Andalites are very smart, I think Ax can speak all human languages. And as Ax is... as Ax is Ax... it's not impossible that he wound mix things up...
Cool! This thread kicked up again! Or have I been absent a really long time and it's always been like this?
Ax: What's this disgusting thing?!?!
Jake: It's a cinnabon.
Ax: Gross! Perfectly unacceptable! Take it away!
Jake: I thought you would like it...
Ax: NOOOOOOOOOO! Get it out of here!!!!!
Jake: What? No, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!Cool! This thread kicked up again! Or have I been absent a really long time and it's always been like this?
Ax: What's this disgusting thing?!?!
Jake: It's a cinnabon.
Ax: Gross! Perfectly unacceptable! Take it away!
Jake: I thought you would like it...
Ax: NOOOOOOOOOO! Get it out of here!!!!!
Jake: But...but...it's a present! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Ax: No. Obviously not. I love Marco.
Marco: For sure.
Marco: Ellimist?
Ellimist: Yes?
Marco: Is Tupac really dead?
Ellimist: I am Tupac.
Marco: I knew it!
Ax: <What up dawg?>
Jake: What?
Ax: <Yo mah nig, you got a cig? I am mad jonesing for a little of da sticky-icky!>
Jake: Um... Ax?
Ax: <Sup?>
Jake: I'm cancelling your BET.
Ax: <Don't be hatin'.>
Ax: <What up dawg?>
Jake: What?
Ax: <Yo mah nig, you got a cig? I am mad jonesing for a little of da sticky-icky!>
Jake: Um... Ax?
Ax: <Sup?>
Jake: I'm cancelling your BET.
Ax: <Don't be hatin'.>
Visser 3 in his quarters playing Ocarina of time in his Nintendo 64 is at the end and defeats Ganondorf only to see him turn into Ganon
Visser 3 <HE IS MORPHING!!!!! how come I can't do that!!!?>
random controller: Visser ...you ...can morph remember you have an Andalite host
Visser 3 < I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!>
Visser 1: ::) geezz i can't believe you are so outdated get a Wii or at least a game cube play Twilight princess
Visser 3: <Princess? YES !!! I WANT TO BE A PRINCESS!!>
Visser 1: youdo?
Visser 3: < I WANT MY HOOVES PAINTED PINK RIGHT AWAY!!>
random controller: Yes Visser 3 right away
Ax: <What up dawg?>
Jake: What?
Ax: <Yo mah nig, you got a cig? I am mad jonesing for a little of da sticky-icky!>
Jake: Um... Ax?
Ax: <Sup?>
Jake: I'm cancelling your BET.
Ax: <Don't be hatin'.>
lol difficult to understand ^^' He's really clearer in the books... :P
And many amazing jokes, everybody ^^
I suppose it was funnier in Swedish ^^' Nice try!
Ax: Another delicious cinnamon bun!
Marco: You still have some!? Eat it quick, before anyone sees.
Ax: *drops cinnabon bun and begins stamping on it*
Marco: You can do that in human form?
Ax: I should be able to. But I can't taste anything!
Marco: Maybe you should take off your shoes.
Ellimist: *sneaks on Crayak when he's asleep - and starts to play trumpet as false as he can* *when Crayak wakes up, Ellimist runs away laughing*
Crayak: AAAAAAAAAA YOU... *hunts Ellimist*
Tobias: HA he did it!
Marco: ... *gives Tobias a dollar*
Ax: Because im British *places Top-Hat of Power on head*
LOL +1 (uh... no offense phoenix)
Ax: Because im British *places Top-Hat of Power on head*
so that's why Ax always acts so stupid :P
Jake: Cassie?
Cassie: Yeah?
Jake: Can you slow down, my crotch is starting to hurt
Cassie: What, big Jake can't take the pressure?
Jake: No, it's just without the saddle, riding your horse morph can start to hurt.
Taxxon: Slurp!
Yeerk 1: Ekyer 563, nooooo!!!
Taxxon: Slurp!
Yeerk 1: Ryeek 635, nooooo!!! Where is this Taxxon's Yeerk?!
Yeerk 2: . . . you are his Yeerk.
Yeerk 1: Yeah . . . I know . . . I just . . . you try living in that thing's head . . . Sub-Visser 356, nooooo!!!
HAha, good one
Cassie: Seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it
Marco: Hey Cassie!
Cassie: Hey Marco, seen it, seen it, seen it
Marco: Whatcha doin'?
Cassie: Looking for a new DVD to rent, but I've seen all of these.
Marco: Those are all from the same series. You know there are other shows.
Cassie: I know, but "When Animals Attack" is my favorite. Seen it, seen it, seen it...
HAhahaha that was good.why do I get the feeling ax drank all 44 bottles of beer?
Hiker #1: Jack!
Hiker #2: What?
Hiker #1: I'm freaking out man, I'm hearing voices in my head.
Hiker #2: Um... you mean like a song being sung horribly?
Hiker #1: Yeah, oh man, do you hear it too?
Hiker #2: Yeah, I wasn't gonna say anything, I thought you were going to call me crazy.
Hiker #1: What the hell is going on?
*Meanwhile, 1 mile away*
Ax: < 57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 56 bottles of beer on the wall.>
I'd like to make the full song for the Animorphs, but I'll need to think more ^^
I'm addicted to this song...
I'd like to make the full song for the Animorphs, but I'll need to think more ^^
I'm addicted to this song...
is it because you are getting high? :D
LOL I always wanted there to be a book where the Animorphs see what Visser Three does when he thinks he's alone
im guessing not that...
Marco: " I want to go to teh yeerk pool "
Jake: "why?"
Ax: <yes why>
Marco:" ITS THEBEST PLACE TO PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK "
Ax: <OH you are quite correct i have head of this game of yours..and yes teh yeerk pool would be a very good place to do so...when do we start?>
QuoteLOL I always wanted there to be a book where the Animorphs see what Visser Three does when he thinks he's alone
im guessing not that...
Ax: I'm going on a Cinnamon bun diet
___________________ ______________
Cassie: Please pass the steak...and the ribs....and the pork chops. After dinner you wanna go hunting? First one to shoot 20 deer wins!
___________________ ______________
[spoiler=it's a tad gross and disturbing]
Visser Three: (in the mirror) (in human female morph) (in the school girl outfit) Oh yeah! You're naughty girl who needs to be punished *smacks self in the butt with paddle* You like that b[beep] yeah! you like a little abuse *continues smacking self* WHOO HOO You wanna go have a threesome with Chad Huffington despite the rumors that he has a metal junk! You don't care cuz you're a filthy **** *starts undressing*
*random controller walks in*
RC: Excuse me Mr. Visser but.......*walkes out* *can be heard screaming in the other room*
LOL I always wanted there to be a book where the Animorphs see what Visser Three does when he thinks he's alone
[/spoiler]
Marco: who loves Cinamon Buns?
Ax: <Ax loves Cinamon Buns>
Marco: is it true?
Ax: <mhmm, I do do I do-ooo>
Jake: I need to stop him watching so much TV >_>
(http://damegdl.free.fr/Perso/SuperAndalite.jpg)
;D
(An alternate ending)
Erek: that is the Visser's new morph
Jake:Where?
Erek: Over there.
Jake: You mean behind that rabbit
Erek: It is the rabbit
Jake: You idiot you had us all worked up over a little rabbit.
Erek: Its no ordinary rabbit. It has teeth this big and it can jump about.
Jake: Rachel go deal with it.
Rachel: One Rabbit stew coming right up
(She morphs to grizzly and goes towards the rabbit)
(The Rabbit jumps up and beheads her)
Jake: Jesus christ!
Erek: I tried to warn you but did you listen to me nooooooooo. It's only a wee little bunny.
Jake: Oh shut up. Morph and charge.
(After a brief and brutal struggle)
Jake: <Run away! Run away!>
(They retreat)
Jake: <Right how many auxilaries did we lose?>
James: <Well lets see... Boris, hector, and Gwain>
Jake: <that makes five>
Ax: <Three prince Jake.>
Jake: alright three. That thing is unstoppable
Ax: <Prince Jake we do have the holy hand granade of antioch>...
(Enters pet shop)
Customer: I wish to register a complaint
Cashier: We're almost off to lunch
Customer: Never mind, I wish to return these two parrots that I purchased half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Cashier: What's wrong with them.
Customer: See for yourself.
Marco: Sqquacck! Who cut the cheese? Squawk!
Cassie: Sqquacck! We should be flying free in our native habitat! Squawk! Save the Rainforest!
AniLeader69: Dayum gurl yo got dat nice ass... Wait a minute... Explanation needed here!! >_< AniLeader = Jake on Internet? And Treehuggur??
treehuggur32: Oh yeaa! you lyke dat boi?
Yeerk: Visser what does the scouter say about his variety of morphs?DBZ reference.
Visser 3: It's over 9000!!!!!!!
Yeerk: What?
Visser 3: It's over 9-9000!!!!!
chad, how have u NEVER seen monty python?!I haven't either... something wrong with that?
Bladeship Guard: None shall pass.
Ax: <What?>
Bladeship Guard: None shall pass!
Ax: <I have no quarrel with you, good Sir. But I must access this bridge.>
Bladeship Guard: Then you shall die.
Ax: <I command you to stand aside!>
Bladeship Guard: I move for no one.
Ax: <So be it!>
[Ax cuts off Bladeship Guard's left arm]
Ax: <Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!>
Bladeship Guard: 'Tis but a scratch!
Ax: <A scratch? Your arm's off!>
Bladeship Guard: No, it isn't!
Ax: <Well, what's that then?>
Bladeship Guard: I've had worse.
Ax: <You liar!>
Bladeship Guard: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Ax cuts off the Guard's right arm]
Ax: <Victory is mine!>
[The Guard begins kicking him]
Bladeship Guard: Come on, then.
Ax: <What?>
Bladeship Guard: Have at you!
Ax: <You are indeed brave, Sir, but the fight is mine!>
Bladeship Guard: Oh, had enough, eh?
Ax: <Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!>
chad, how have u NEVER seen monty python?!I haven't either... something wrong with that?
Just to steer away from Monty Python...
I just think there sould have been some intertaining details mention that could have made that book funnier.
That's why i would love to have Helmacrons as pets.
Jake: Cassie, SHUT UP!
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Ax: *bopping his head, and shifting his hooves attempting to dance inside an Andalite Fighter, while shooting down Yeerk Bug Fighters*
<I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says I'm Mr. Ro *dodges Bug Fighter*...mantic
I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! >
*3 Bug Fighters synchronize and sequentially explode with every "BOOM"*
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Tobias: Marco?My question: Did he cook it? Because rabbit isn't bad, cooked ^^
Marco: Yeah?
Tobias: What are you doing?
Marco: What do you mean?
Tobias: That's my breakfast, I caught that rabbit, and you're not even in morph!
Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *Visser 3 swipes his tail blade and decapitates the Sub Visser*
He broke the number two Visser Three rule: Never get within striking range of Visser Three.
rule number one: Never say No to Visser Three
Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *Visser 3 swipes his tail blade and decapitates the Sub Visser*
That one was funny
Rachel: TOBIAS! Quit humpin that duck and come here!
Rachel: Jake...secretly i love you...*They kiss*
Ax:<Bow chika bow bow>
Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *Visser 3 swipes his tail blade and decapitates the Sub Visser*
*two yeerks come together and split into tiny little yeerk offspring(that is how they're born right) *Sorry but it's "3 Yeerks come together..."
Newborn Yeerk: Uh....did we all just get laid?
Cooking with the animorphsMarco: today we are going to make a chiken pot pie. I am already a step ahead and made the dough. Which jake is currently cuting up as delecatly as possible.
(Jake in tiger morph moving claws very slowly across dough).
bokbokBOK!
Bang!
Marco: that will be Cassie with the chiken. Meanwhile take carrots, brocoili, and maybe celery and cut them up into as tiny pieces as possible,use a food processor, or invite your awsome alien friend over to do all the work.
Ax: (using his awsome tail to shred the veggies) < I am so eager to taste this chiken pot pie. I know it has chiken but am I correct in saying that it has..>
Marco: no Ax it does not.
Cassie: I have got it.
Marco: strange looking chiken Cassie.
Cassie: um Its tobias
Marco: that will do.
Ax: mmm... Do-nuts. (drools)
Tobias: Rachel I'm in the mood for fish.
Rachel: Rabbit.
Tobias: Rabbit fish?
Rachel: Well its got fins
Tobias: Is it dead?
Rachel: Well it was coughing up blood last night
*one dead Rabbit fish later*
Tobias: appaling,what's for dessert
Rachel: Well, there's rat pudding, rat sorbet and strawberry tart
Tobias: strawberry tart?
Rachel: well its got some rat in it
Tobias: how much?
Rachel: Three rather alot really
*two yeerks come together and split into tiny little yeerk offspring(that is how they're born right) *
Newborn Yeerk: Uh....did we all just get laid?Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *Visser 3 swipes his tail blade and decapitates the Sub Visser*
This deserves the "Epic Win of the Year" award
First cousins wouldn't be major incest. Siblibngs would. Cousins are at least separated more, so there's less squick. Though I don't really like incest anyway.
But this is stuff they would never do, so yeah.
Cassie: -rips out a Hork-Bajir's throat- <Oh, yeah! What now!?>lol ^^
Jake: "Cassie, calm d--"
Cassie: <Shut up, Jake, I'm slaughtering Yeerks!>
Jake: "That was Jara Hamee."
Cassie: -looks down at Jara's dead corpse- <Oh...>
haha viser0 that was awesome
Rachel: <Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.>
Jake: <Frosted Flaaaakes, they're moooore thaaan good . . . They're GRRRRRRREAT!>
Ax: Prince Jake...lol makes me remember Princess Princess (a funny manga)
Jake: Ax, do NOT call me prince!
Ax: OK, Princess Jake...
Nice. hahaha
Jake: Marco?
Marco: Yeah?
Jake: Where's Cassie?
Marco: Well we were testing whether alcohol stays in the blood system even after morphing.
Jake: Alcohol!?!
Marco: Calm down daddy, will ya?
Jake: Fine, so what happened? Where's Cassie?
*A falcon flys into the barn and hits the wall straight on*
Marco: Apparently it stays in your system.
Chapman: Oh, Tom, I saw your cousin at school today. Don't you think he can become a Controller?Haha. That could probably happen.
Tom: You mean Rachel?
Chapman: No, your cousin from another state, Philip. Which state exactly?
Tom: What are you talking about? I've no cousin whose name's Philip!
Chapman: ...
Tom: ...
*guess what happens next ;)*
TObias: <Hey rachel!>
Rachel: "Yeah?"
Tobias: <Boot to the head!>
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Rachel: hey cassie!
Cassie: Hmm?
Rachel: I said stop eating tobias!!
*Cassie drops Tobias onto the ground bleeding*
Cassie: sorry but he tastes like chicken
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>TObias: <Hey rachel!>
Rachel: "Yeah?"
Tobias: <Boot to the head!>
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Rachel: hey cassie!
Cassie: Hmm?
Rachel: I said stop eating tobias!!
*Cassie drops Tobias onto the ground bleeding*
Cassie: sorry but he tastes like chicken
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Jake: CASSIE NOOOO!
Cassie: What? The show said to add hot sauce to the bird then cook it for 3 hours...
Jake: YEAH BUT NOT TOBIAS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
*Cassie shrugs*
Cassie: I dont know my parents say im schizophrenic
Jake: YEAH WELL I THINK I OUGHTA BEAT YOU WITH A HOSE!
*Visser 3 walks in about to say something menacing to Jake but Jake hurls a foot ball at his head*
Jake: NO! I DONT GOT TIME FOR YOUR CRAP TO! GET OUT!
*Visser 3 runs*
Evil Tobias haters.
Arrgh! Why is my reply still appearing inside the quote?!
HA
Afterwards (Mira)
Jake's father: Jake I want to know who gave you this drugs now!
Jake: hhmmmmmmm where am I
Father: Who was it!
Jake: I don't know, the last thing I remember is Rachel turn into a bear and threathen to kill me if I refused to drink something.
Tom: Oh poor Jake he got hallucinations!
<SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL>
*An andalite charges a horde of controllers*
Cassie: You see Marco i told you we shouldn't have let Ax see that movie.
Tobias: Jake, please, you have more wild morphs than me.
Jake: I'm sorry Tobias but that those bullies are picking on you again isn't a reason to morph a tiger and attack them.
Tobias: But...
Jake: No buts' Tobias.
Tobias: But, they raped Cassie!
Jake: THEY DID WHAT *morph the tiger and attacks them*
Marco: Tobias, did they really rape Cassie?
Tobias: No they didn't, but it was best way to make him do it.
Guys
just spent two hours reading 63 pages. I have missed forums so much.
Anyways, all I got is:
Jake: I'm bored.
Marco: Me too
Jake: Wanna hit a strip club?
KA: Remember my commands
Jake: Fine. *sarcastic child's voice* Do you want to go play basketball marco? *normal voice* I hate the stupid scholastic restrictions.
Lame I know. Oh wells.
haha its like that will ferell movie
haha its like that will ferell movie
Step-Brothers? It's awesome!
Ah! You beat me to it!! I was going to do a My Little Pony one. Hahaha
Chapman: Sir, here are the numbers on- 0.o
Visser 3: <What? On what? What are looking at?>
Chapman: Um, excuse me sir, did you get a piercing?
Visser 3: <So what if I did? What are you, my father?>
Chapman: Well, sir, no. It's just... your choice of earring is odd.
Visser 3: <What's wrong with the Teletubbies?>
Chapman: Sir, here are the numbers on- 0.o
Visser 3: <What? On what? What are looking at?>
Chapman: Um, excuse me sir, did you get a piercing?
Visser 3: <So what if I did? What are you, my father?>
Chapman: Well, sir, no. It's just... your choice of earring is odd.
Visser 3: <What's wrong with the Teletubbies?>
Chapman: Oh...nothing sir. They're just...not very intimidating.
Visser 3: <Not intimidating? What are you talking about! They're large creatures with alien technology attached to their stomachs! What's not intimidating about that?!>
Chapman: Yes, sir. Of course, sir.
Tom: Visser
V3: Hm...
Chapman: We just wanted to tell you that we're going to strike!
V3: WHAT >:(
The controllers: NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES!
Tom: Visser
V3: Hm...
Chapman: We just wanted to tell you that we're going to strike!
V3: WHAT >:(
The controllers: NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES!
FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP!
Visser 3: <Chapman!>
Chapman: *shakilly* Y-ye-yes sir?
Visser 3: <Get some Taxxons to clean this mess.>
*Visser 3 turns to the rest of the controllers*
Visser 3: <Anyone else want to "strike"?>
Doctor: Ax, your tests came back today, and . . . you have diabetes.
Ax: <What is 'diabetes'?>
Doctor: It is a debilitating disorder in which you will have to stab yourself with a needle every day, you may feel tired all the time, and if you aren't careful, you can suffer permanent nerve damage.
Ax: <That doesn't sound so bad.>
Doctor: Also, you have to be careful how much sugar you eat.
Ax: <NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!>
Either way, the morph would cure the diabetes. Yay science!!
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable
Rachel: Do you want to bet on it? *walks in with a big hammer and destroys the stereo equipment*
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable
Rachel: Do you want to bet on it? *walks in with a big hammer and destroys the stereo equipment*
*Ax's cell phone ringtone plays Brick House*
Ax: *still dancing* See?
me and Zombs came up with this one in class... it's set near the end of the series when the Yeerks are given the choice to morph into snakes:
Yeerk as a Snail: I HAS A HOUSE!
Ax: I've got it! I've got it! We'll make a big treehouse, and all of us will paint a giant sign, and it will say, ' G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy yeerkS!'
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable
Rachel: Do you want to bet on it? *walks in with a big hammer and destroys the stereo equipment*
*Ax's cell phone ringtone plays Brick House*
Ax: *still dancing* See?
*Tom walks in and Dracons the phone*
Tom: Now it's over.
Jake: *in stunned and terrified shock* Tom knows... It is over... *faints*
Tom: Not the resistance you idiot, the music! *turns to Rachel* As long as you keep this freak from dancing ever again, we can definitely work out a deal to end the invasion...
*Ax presses a button on a remote* *Let it Rock starts blaring from unseen speakers* *Ax nods, his hands in the air*
Ax: *mockingly pointing at Tom* And I wish I could BEEEEE As cooool as YOU!
*You know what I would love to see? Visser 3 and all his um..murderous alien army people in standing in an elevator with crappy elevator music :P*[/color]
Neville: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing Yeerks on this mother****ing planet!"
Thanks for the welcome, guys :)
Shark, that just made me picture all the Animorphs trying to form a rock band. I totally see Ax on vocals, with Marco's gorilla on drums. Tobias could play keyboard, Rachel's grizzly would be bass, Cassie's wolf would be awesome trying to play a saxophone, and I think Jake's tiger could totally shred lead guitar (pun intended).
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for; make some noise for Aximili and the Battlemorphettes! Please ignore the fact that Ax's mic is useless...
Did you give Ax blue skin, or did you use his human morph and called him "Ax"?
Jake: Hey Cassie, do you want to go hug some trees with me?
Cassie: (slaps Jakes face) PERVERT! (leaves)
Jake: (sitting on the floor rubbing him cheek) O...K that was the last time I asked Marco to help me with girls!!
Jake: Hey Cassie, do you want to go hug some trees with me?
Cassie: (slaps Jakes face) PERVERT! (leaves)
Jake: (sitting on the floor rubbing him cheek) O...K that was the last time I asked Marco to help me with girls!!
Jake: Cassie, you know I am the leader and my orders for you is that you go out with me...
(((Later)))
Tom: Jake...
Jake: hmm where am I?
Tom: Your in hospital, you were attacked by a wolf!
Jake: ... Ok asking Ax wasn't really a very clever idea either
Tom: Who's Ax?
Jake: No one, it's just a nickname
Tom: For who?
Jake: For Marco... Confused yet?
You like Age of Empires too Al?
Helmacrons: we surrenderlol
Jake: Hey Cassie, do you want to go hug some trees with me?
Cassie: (slaps Jakes face) PERVERT! (leaves)
Jake: (sitting on the floor rubbing him cheek) O...K that was the last time I asked Marco to help me with girls!!
Jake: Cassie, you know I am the leader and my orders for you is that you go out with me...
(((Later)))
Tom: Jake...
Jake: hmm where am I?
Tom: Your in hospital, you were attacked by a wolf!
Jake: ... Ok asking Ax wasn't really a very clever idea either
Tom: Who's Ax?
Jake: No one, it's just a nickname
Tom: For who?
Jake: For Marco... Confused yet?
Funny, but not that unimaginable...
I still have yet to decide whether or not ax purposely says "prince Jake" even right after Jake said not to call him "prince", or if he's just that oblivious...
I still have yet to decide whether or not ax purposely says "prince Jake" even right after Jake said not to call him "prince", or if he's just that oblivious...
Jake: Hey Cassie, do you want to go hug some trees with me?
Cassie: (slaps Jakes face) PERVERT! (leaves)
Jake: (sitting on the floor rubbing his cheek) O...K that was the last time I asked Marco to help me with girls!!
Jake: Cassie, you know I am the leader and my orders for you is that you go out with me...
(((Later)))
Tom: Jake...
Jake: hmm where am I?
Tom: Your in hospital, you were attacked by a wolf!
Jake: ... Ok asking Ax wasn't really a very clever idea either
Tom: Who's Ax?
Jake: No one, it's just a nickname
Tom: For who?
Jake: For Marco... Confused yet?
Jake: Rachel are you sure about this?
Rachel: Of course I am!
Jake: But… isn’t it a mink fur in my hand?
Rachel: Yes!
Jake: And you’re still think it can work…
*Cassie arrives*
Cassie: JAKE… WHAT-is-this-in-your-hand?
Rachel: You should have seen him Cassie! He morphed tiger, ran in to the mink farm, scared away everyone and let all the animals free, he was…
*Tobias arrives*
Tobias: <Rachel, what do you mean by taking my lunch and run away like that, that’s not like you!>
*Jake faints*
Somebody counted how many times Tobias was eaten? :P
Nice ones, everybody ^^
(One night, Jake returns home in his falcon morph)
Jake:<That was the most toughest mission yet! Good thing we won. I'm soooooo exhausted.>
Jake lies on the bed and is asleep in seconds.
Next morning.
Jake:<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO DEMORPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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At the end of book 13 when Tobias first shows up as human
Marco: YES! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE YEERKS WERE'NT REAL!!!!!!!!
All of the human-controllers stare at Marco.
(One night, Jake returns home in his falcon morph)
Jake:<That was the most toughest mission yet! Good thing we won. I'm soooooo exhausted.>
Jake lies on the bed and is asleep in seconds.
Next morning.
Jake:<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO DEMORPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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At the end of book 13 when Tobias first shows up as human
Marco: YES! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE YEERKS WERE'NT REAL!!!!!!!!
All of the human-controllers stare at Marco.
Tom: Jake! Where are you? Why is there a bird in your bed?
*the Animorphs (except Tobias) are all standing around in a Burger King parking lot, having just been informed by Erek that the world leaders of six major powers will be holding a summit in their town. Tobias arrives*
Tobias: <Hey, Jake, catch!>
*Tobias drops the morphing cube. Jake catches it*
Tobias: <No problem. David's window was wide open. I know you said to report back first, but I figured it was too good an opportunity not to just grab it myself>
Jake: *nodding* "Good. That's one less problem for us to deal with. Now we don't have to worry about this 'David' guy. Let's figure out how to save the leaders of the free world. "
I guess they would have said it... they just never did...
Yeah, where's the Yeerk that forgets what the code word is?They don't stay alive very long ^^' I mean... I suppose... ^^'
You kind of butchered the lines and made it less funny. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. Life's fantastic when you're plastic.
haha if disney made animorphs theyd randomly break out in song 4 no reason all the time :P;D Imagine Visser 3 singing "I Just Can't Wait to Be King(V1)" and "Be Prepared" with all of the controllers at the Yeerk Pool.
haha if disney made animorphs theyd randomly break out in song 4 no reason all the time :P;D Imagine Visser 3 singing "I Just Can't Wait to Be King(V1)" and "Be Prepared" with all of the controllers at the Yeerk Pool.
And the Animorphs would have sung "You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly!" when they first got their bird morphs.
Marco: *bringing his latest finished book to the barn for the other Animorphs to proofread before handing off to KAA for publication* "Hey, lady, do I really have to keep up this whole 'I can't tell you my last name' thing? I mean, I'm Visser 1's host's son. I think the Yeerks can figure it out.
KAA: "Yes, you do. They don't know which son."
Cassie: "Katherine, Marco's her only son."
KAA: "They don't know that."
Marco: "... yes, they do. You DO understand how Yeerks work, right?"
Jake: *muttering* "I'm pretty sure he's her only son named Marco, anyway..."
Rachel: "They might be able to figure out who Cassie and I are too, actually."
KAA: *shakes head* "Not a chance"
Tobias: <... no, I think she's right. I mean, Rachel's the best friend of Chapman's daughter, and Cassie's the daughter of the head vet at the Gardens and the guy runs the Wildlife Rehab Clinic.>
KAA: "Look, do you kids want me to get your story out to the world or not?"
Marco: "I think I'd rather live long enough to get a driver's license"
KAA: "Just give me that book!" *lunges at Marco*
Jake: "Ax! Stop her!"
Ax: <With pleasure, Prince Jake> *knocks KAA out with his tailblade*
*The Animorphs all look at each other, and back at her, lying on the ground*
Cassie: "... Now what do we do?"
Visser19, that's a Twilight reference, isn't it? I read a review of New Moon where Bella calls Jacob disgusting because of what he does, and he calls it a lifestyle choice. She says the line "Have you tried just not being a werewolf?"
Which is stupid because she's MADLY in love with a soulless corpse. At least I think the Twilight vampires are undead. Who knows? They sparkle and have X-Men powers, so who knows?
And Ax is his uncle. They're both kind of funny.
Jake: [a la Joey from Friends] *Looks at Rachel* How you doiiin...?
On the bright side, I found out that they had good hot dogs. On the not so bright side, I order my cheeseburgers with ketchup and mayonaise. Mayo does NOT work on a hot dog.
Early in the series...
Jake: Um, why is their a jar with money in the middle of the floor.
Marco: We are having a pool on who's gona get killed off first. Would you like to take a guess.
Book 54
Jake: Rachel! No! Wait, I just won the money. Score!
Marco: No fair! You sent her over there to die in the first place.
Jake: Marco do you seriously think I would send my cousin to a purposeless death for the sake of fifty bucks?
Marco: Yes.
Cassie: aren't you guys just being a wee bit insensitive.
Jake: "So, we break in as bats, steal the Pemalite Crystal, and get our butts the heck outta there. Any questions?"I'm totally loving this one. Good job.
Ax: <I do not like this plan. I estimate our odds of survival at no more than 5%>
Jake: "Not a bad starting point. Do I hear 10%? 10% chance of survival?"
Marco: "Fifteen here!"
Ax: <Wait, what?>
Jake: "Current bid is 15% chance of surviving this mission! Do I hear twenty?"
Cassie: "Eighty-five!"
Ax: <You cannot negotiate probability!>
Rachel: "Give me a 100% of survival!"
Jake: "Whoa... 100% going once... twice... sold! Congratulations, Rachel. Because of you, we're definitely okay for this mission!"
Ax: <That's not how this works!>
Tobias: <Let it go, Ax-man. It's worked for every mission so far>
[spoiler=Related to dramatic Animorphs plot points]
Marco's mom wasn't dead, she was Visser One! Tobias is the son of Elfangor!
[/spoiler]
Gasp! Dramatic music!
Oh my god, it really IS a soap opera! XD
Hey! My dad's high school was an Arlington High....xD...just.. .just sayin'...
Hey! My dad's high school was an Arlington High....xD...just.. .just sayin'...
maryland Arlington?
I took the name from a list of high schools in California. ^^'Hey! My dad's high school was an Arlington High....xD...just.. .just sayin'...
maryland Arlington?
Nah, Arlington, Massachusetts.
Cassie:[spoiler]*sniffs the air after blowing up the Yeerk Pool with the help of the National Guard*[/spoiler] "I LOVE the smell of napalm in the mornin'... Smells like... Victory."
Marco: Hey, Jake? I thought I'd ask you first. Ellimist said to "Enjoy Britney Spears while it lasts" so I figured I'd morph a fly on the wall and get Ax to wire me up with a camera to sneak into her dressing room. That cool?
Jake: I'm ok with this... OH! If you see Ellimist before me, tell him I invested in Apple like he suggested.
Ellimist: (to Elfangor in Andalite Chronicles) The 'we' whose machine you have used to alter the direction of time and space.
Elfangor: You mean that Hot Tub? That was the Time Matrix?! Couldn't you have made it something cool? Like a human telephone box? Or what they call a 'billiard ball'...?
Ellimist: Fine. No existing for you.
*POOF*
Jake: The reason I called you all here is to tell you that Ax will now be leading us. As an Andalite, he is far superior to us in every way and we shall listen to him unconditionally.
Cassie: What happened to your eye, Jake?
Jake: *nervously glances at Ax* I... fell...
Cassie: Okay...? And Ax, what is that book you're reading?
Ax: <Mein Kampf. A fascinating read. It's gotten me thinking.>
*shotgun blast*
Rachael: WHAT THE HELL, CASSIE?!?! VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!!!
Cassie: That wasn't violence. That was a pre-emptive strike.
Tobias: <Yeah, Rach. Man up. By the way, Cass, did I ever tell you how hot you look when packin' heat?>
Cassie: Oh really...? Polly wanna make out?
Tobias: <Polly like...>
News Reporter: " . . . . the world's food crisis has reached a critical level as the American mall food courts seem to be running low on food. . . ."
All the Animorphs stare at Ax
haha ellie that woulda been hilarious had it ended that way :P
and umm, ash, u mean baron, not parker, right?
Great stuff guys XD And yeah, I always kinda thought it was approximately two hours or three days...and I kinda wondered if roughly three days Earth time was roughly one day Yeerk time, since Yeerk years (Generations?) are roughly two Earth years (according to Andalite Chronicles or Hork-Bajir Chronicles or whichever that one was.)
Jake: Hey Ax, why does morphing have a 2 hour time limit anyway?
Marco: Ha. Ha. Are you really thinking that you'd understand all the science behind this?
Ax: <It's because my brother never registered the escafil device.>
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Ax: <For unlimited morphing time, it needs to be registered by purchasing a registration key. Otherwise, you're using the free trial version, which has a time limit.>
Tobias: <And... and... and why didn't he register it? How much is the key?>
Ax: <Because he wanted to save money. Not that our family is poor. It's worth about 10 of your dollars.>
Jake: Can we register it now?
Ax: <No. It could only be done at my homeworld.>
Rachel: So, life has become harder than necessary for us. ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR BROTHER NOT PAYING 10 DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!? :mad:
Ax: (thinking to himself) Now would be not the right time to say that the premium version, by paying 50 more dollars, makes you immortal in morph.
Everyone: WE HEARD THAT!!!!!!!
awesome! does the reference for that one happen to be the movie "dude, where's my car?"
cassie could probably frolis in a scorpion and a snail to get the tail and stalk eyes. blue could be a problem... maybe a pea****?I don't think so; I recall hearing that a Frolis maneuver can only be done with DNA from the same species. (I don't think there was any official comment on that in the books, though, so I could be wrong)
Quote from: russianspy1234cassie could probably frolis in a scorpion and a snail to get the tail and stalk eyes. blue could be a problem... maybe a pea****?I don't think so; I recall hearing that a Frolis maneuver can only be done with DNA from the same species. (I don't think there was any official comment on that in the books, though, so I could be wrong)
lol
He could also ask her to stay half Human-half horse and look like an Andalite... and then try to make her stay that way forever and... ^^'
hehe that actually woulda been hilarious if ax had gone drill sergent on them :P
Marco: "hey cassie, Jake and I are going to spring a few abused animals from a roadside show, wanna come?"
Cassie: "I can't right now, I'm playing kitten cannon"
Tobias as he flies into the barn: "yeah, I'll have a couple squirrels, very rare, to go please"
Erik at the end of book ten: "We figured out how to use the pemalite computer to hack into and disable all the yeerk's ships. Where is it?"
Visser Three: Ok new plan. Next time the Andalites attack anything that isn't the main pool complex, we'll bring the Bladeship in and blast them with the main cannons.Controller: The Andalites are attacking the...
Chapman: But what about secrecy?
V3: It will be better in the long run. Trust me.
Cassie: Hey David, if you're tired of the barn, we have some robot friends with a really nice park, a TV, and beds they don't use.I don't know why they didn't think about that... Or maybe the Chees didn't accept?
Casualty Report from EarthAbsolutely wonderful. +1!
Period: Recent 1 Earth Month
Human Taxxon Hork-Bajir
Andalite Injuries 35 112 125
Andalite Kills 0 57 43
Visser 3 Injuries* 334 286 305
Visser 3 Kills* 245 198 231
*Visser 3 claims that many of the casualties are due to the fact that
he's still not used to having an Andalite host body,
so his tail blade 'accidentally' cut their throats,
and he never ever acts emotionally,
and he respects and loves his fellow Yeerks.
Comment: Should we reduce the idiot(Visser 3) to a Sub-Visser rank
and let Visser 1 lead the invasion of Earth?
can he use it at all? youd think the first time he did, someone higher up would be all "well then, hand it over to someone who can!"Good point. Hmm, I wonder if V3 could get away with "They made me mad" as an excuse? Almost certainly not, but it's surprising what people will agree to when they've got an Andalite's tailblade at their throat.
Mix of your jokes:
ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: OK, queen Jake
OK, then:Mix of your jokes:
ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: OK, queen Jake
Lol, I think Princess Jake would be funnier.
Don't know if it's been done before.
Rachael:"Let's not do it."
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"
Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?
Don't know if it's been done before.
Rachael:"Let's not do it."
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"
Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?
i think it would fit them tighter than their morphing suits do, so why not?
Visser 3: (to Rachel) I'll get you my pretty and your little hawk too.
realiseing it's a wizard of oz reference ftwQuote from: Mayor Leonora (Rad) MartinelliVisser 3: (to Rachel) I'll get you my pretty and your little hawk too.
Wizard of Oz reference ftw!
Thanks. But I thought that one was the least funny of the ones I've written. My favourite line is when Tobias says "Stop badgering me, old man! I don't waaaaant your love!"
Jake: Now we have you where we want you! Goodbye, Visser Three!
Visser Three: But we are a peace keeping people!
Tobias: Lies! You killed Elfangor!
Visser Three: Elfangor was a monster! He and the Andalites were dictators of the galaxy! We Yeerks came to Earth to escape his tyranny!
Rachel: Ax, is that true?
Ax: It isn't false, if that's what you're asking, Rachel.
Jake: that Yeerk, Temrash, was pretty twisted.
Visser Three: An Andalite trapped as a Yeerk!
Tobias: And the Sharing...
Visser Three: Is really a book club. We also meet on Tuesdays to watch Glee!
Jake: Oh... Well...I guess we screwed up (looks around the destroyed Yeerk Pool)
Tobias:<That's a good idea, making a controller attack the Visser. But there is a problem with that.>*Many weeks later*(Planning the inception)
Jake: What?
Cassie: Inception isn't possible.
Ax: <But if we could extract information...>
Marco: Look Ax, I plant this in your mind "Don't think about the cinnamon buns" what would you think?
Ax: <THE BUNS!!!!>
Jake: No, inception is possible. I've done it before.
Rachel: On who?
Jake: On... on Ax.
Ax: <You did?>
Jake: *sighs* That's why he's calling me Prince all the time. I didn't know how powerful a simple idea could be.
well there is one way to know for sure, do you play with mouth sundzuh and eat any and every cinnabon bun you come across?
well there is one way to know for sure, do you play with mouth sundzuh and eat any and every cinnabon bun you come across?
Well, yes, but that's because I'm generally wierd.
Cassie: Hey David, if you're tired of the barn, we have some robot friends with a really nice park, a TV, and beds they don't use.
Elimmist: Finally! The humans have died out, now the amazing potential of earth can finally be filled. Go my little chinchillas! Be fruitful and multiply!
Rachel: This situation is un-beeaarrrr-able.
Crayak: I know it's against the rules, but can you cut me some slack this time? I really need to go down to earth and get myself some Visine.
Cassie: Jake give me your shirt.
Rachel: It's too cramped in here. I'm freaking out!
Cassie: Jake give me your shirt.
Rachel: It's too cramped in here. I'm freaking out!
Book1: The Invasion
Book17: The Underground(during mole morph)
We should make a thread about quotes and have someone identify them(like what you just did)
Steve: Tom, where you going?
Tom: Gotta feed down in the pool.
Steve: Alright, be home by eleven.
(Tom leaves the house. Jake walks down stairs)
Steve: And where do you think you're going?
Jake: ...To stop Visser Three's invasion of earth?
Steve: No, you didn't eat your brocolli tonight. March upstairs young man.
Jake: Cassies parents don't make her eat her vegetables.
Steve: Speaking of which. Walter and his wife called your mom and I tonight. We will have a long and boring conversation about your hormones tomorrow night, young man!
Tobias: I don't wanna be a real boy.Made me think that Tobias is a little like Pinocchio ^^
Tobias: I don't want to be a red-tailed hawk anymore
Tobias: I don't want to be a red-tailed hawk anymore
I believe that he alluded to this multiple times throughout the series.
Tobias: I don't want to be a red-tailed hawk anymore
I believe that he alluded to this multiple times throughout the series.
Just about every single book... :dull:
Jake: Is he cuter than me?
Marco: Yea, let me get my alien-to-english-dictionary.
Cassie: Jake give me your shirt.
Rachel: It's too cramped in here. I'm freaking out!
Ten bucks if you guys can figure out where I got all of those.
Rachel: Ready to go Flying Tobias?
Tobias: Uh actually Rach,I was going to fly with Cassie today.
Rachel: WHAT!!!??? But I'm your girl friend.
Lol, thanks to you people for giving me the material.
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Ellimist: Yo, Crayak, what's crack-a-lackin?
Crayak: I'm bored.
Ellimist: Wanna screw with the inferiors?
Crayak: Ight. But I'll go first...Let's see...Skrit Na capture two humans.
Ellimist: Elfangor of the Andalites is teamed up with disgraced War-Prince, and lowly Aristh with knowledge of sarcasm.
Crayak: Group lands on Taxxon homeworld. Ha! Arbron gets trapped in morph!
Ellimist: Elfangor creates greatest threat to galaxy..
Crayak: Alloran becomes a Visser
Ellimist: Elfangor procreates.
Crayak: Hm...I'm out of ideas...
Ellimist: Elfangor's son is named Tobias
Crayak: LOL
Ellimist: Elfangor's son grows up unloved and unwanted. Shoved between bitter relatives.
Crayak: Oh, you crack me up, Ellie.
Ellimist: Kid finds friends...only to be trapped as a bird.
Crayak: ROFL?
Ellimist: Hm...Now...Tobias discovers that he's part Andalite.
Crayak: I got one, I got one...Tobias is tortured by beautiful look-alike of Rachel Berenson.
Ellimist: You are a genius, my friend. Now we'll reunite Tobias with Loren
Crayak: Let's give his mom amnesia!
Ellimist: Double whammy: she's blind and loves her dog more!
Drode: You know...here ARE other characters for you two to screw with...
Crayak: ...Rachel gets swiped by Polar Bear...
Lol nice once
Prior to the events in the conspiracy.
Tom: Hey guys.
Yeerk 1: Hey Tom's Yeerk...Why so glum?
Tom: My host parents are going somewhere, for some family thing.
Yeerk 1: Well that doesn't sound too bad, Tom's Yeerk.
Tom: It's for three days.
Yeerk 2: Ah, that explains it.
Yeerk 1: We could always just give you a portable kandrona. Maybe even accompany you long enough to restrain Tom.
Tom: No thanks. I'd much rather go through some half-assed elaborate scheme to get my host parents to let me leave early.
(Tom turns and falls into a hole)
Yeerk 1: Are you alright, Tom's Yeerk?
Yeerk 2: He's fine. He just fell in a plot hole.
Karen: Hey, Tom's Yeerk. What brings you to the Plot Hole?
Tom: A poorly thought out Plot point, apparently.
Post Merged: February 17, 2011, 07:19:21 PM
The Invasion 1:
Jake: Why on Earth is there a golf cart in a Zoo?
Marco: Plot, my friend. Plot.
Post Merged: February 17, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Visser Two: Do it, I dare you!
Ax: I'll do it!
Visser Two: Go on, I wanna see this.
Ax: Thousands will die
Visser Two: What are you, Kafit?
Ax: No one calls me Kafit and gets away with it!
(Meanwhile, on the ground of California)
Tom: Say, what's that in the sky?
During the Events of the Invasion. (And I don't rember who said what, but bare with me)
Cassie: We should try talking to it.
Marco: Yeah, let me get out my Alien to English dictionary.
Elfangor explains about the Yeerks and shows them the telepathic image.
Marco: I'm guessing that was a Yeerk, or an over-chewed-
Tobias: Okay, you know what, clearly Marco has something to say. Hang on everyone, quiet now. Elfangor, wait one second. Go on Marco, you now have our undivided attention. Please tell us what's on your mind! Yeah, that's right, walk away.
Cassie and Rachel walking through the mall:
Cassie:Hey Rach have you noticed something with Jake?
Rachel:What do you mean Cassie?
Cassie:Well the last few days he has been acting REALLY weird around Marco.
Rachel:Weird like how?
Cassie and Rachel come to a stop by a vacant store and see Jake kissing Marco on the lips.
Rachel:You mean like that Cas?
Cassie:Yeah...what do we do about it?
Rachel:Uh...go shopping?
Howler Officer: Sir, we are approaching the Pemalite home planet.
Howler Commander: Spectacular. Now we can spread our fun and cheer throughout the galaxy. I wonder if they know of Duck, Duck, Goose?
(After the Howlers land; the Pemalites are being massacred by Androids)
Howler Officer: This is madness. What are those machines doing to those poor Pemalites?
Howler Commander: They're shouting for help. They're saying that the Chee have turned against their masters.
Howler Officer: Sir they've taken the ship!
Howler Commander: Where do you think they're going?
(Some thousand years later, in Erek King's basement)
Erek: And that's how the Howlers killed the Pemalites.
Cassie and Rachel walking through the mall:
Cassie:Hey Rach have you noticed something with Jake?
Rachel:What do you mean Cassie?
Cassie:Well the last few days he has been acting REALLY weird around Marco.
Rachel:Weird like how?
Cassie and Rachel come to a stop by a vacant store and see Jake kissing Marco on the lips.
Rachel:You mean like that Cas?
Cassie:Yeah...what do we do about it?
Rachel:Uh...go shopping?Howler Officer: Sir, we are approaching the Pemalite home planet.
Howler Commander: Spectacular. Now we can spread our fun and cheer throughout the galaxy. I wonder if they know of Duck, Duck, Goose?
(After the Howlers land; the Pemalites are being massacred by Androids)
Howler Officer: This is madness. What are those machines doing to those poor Pemalites?
Howler Commander: They're shouting for help. They're saying that the Chee have turned against their masters.
Howler Officer: Sir they've taken the ship!
Howler Commander: Where do you think they're going?
(Some thousand years later, in Erek King's basement)
Erek: And that's how the Howlers killed the Pemalites.
Tobias: Who says that hawks suck?
Marco: Jeez... You're as bad a Ax is when it comes to sports, Tobias. We're talking about the Atlanta Hawks...
(THREE POINTER FOR THE HAWKS!)
Visser 3: I think those andalite scum are growin on me!
Prior to the events in the conspiracy.
Tom: Hey guys.
Yeerk 1: Hey Tom's Yeerk...Why so glum?
Tom: My host parents are going somewhere, for some family thing.
Yeerk 1: Well that doesn't sound too bad, Tom's Yeerk.
Tom: It's for three days.
Yeerk 2: Ah, that explains it.
Yeerk 1: We could always just give you a portable kandrona. Maybe even accompany you long enough to restrain Tom.
Tom: No thanks. I'd much rather go through some half-assed elaborate scheme to get my host parents to let me leave early.
(Tom turns and falls into a hole)
Yeerk 1: Are you alright, Tom's Yeerk?
Yeerk 2: He's fine. He just fell in a plot hole.
Karen: Hey, Tom's Yeerk. What brings you to the Plot Hole?
Tom: A poorly thought out Plot point, apparently.
Post Merged: February 17, 2011, 07:19:21 PM
The Invasion 1:
Jake: Why on Earth is there a golf cart in a Zoo?
Marco: Plot, my friend. Plot.
Crayak: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
The Ellimist: Quit singing, Wheel of Fortune's on!
Crayak: What's up with the girl in the dress anyway?
The Ellimist: She presses the board so the letters appear.
Crayak: Yea, I know. But do you realise how much money she makes for touching a bunch of squares?
The Ellimist: I'm trying to watch a show!
Crayak: Shouldn't we do something, you know, productive? Like, play our game?
The Ellimist: What game is better than Wheel of Fortune?
Prior to The Invasion
Captain: Okay, boys, get out there and kill some Yeerks.
Elfangor: Right.
Elfangor runs to the fighter bay. But on the way he pass a little table with a big bowl of morphing cubes. Above the bowl is a sign that says "Take One".
Elfangor: Sweet. You never know when this might come in handy...
Jake: Alright, you're going down, Visor Three!
Tom: What did he say?
Chapman: He said...Visor Three.
Tom: Visor...like the hat?
Visser Three: What is a hat? Some kind of earthican insult?
Chapman: Primitive human headgear.
Jake: What's his name then?
Tobias: I always thought it rhymed with Kisser.
Rachel: No, it's pronounced Visser...Like, Vizzer, right? That's how they say it on the show?
Marco: Please tell me there isn't a show...
Visser Three: It is pronounced Vizzer, like the pretty girl says.
Visser One: No, it is like the bird-boy said. Viss-er.
Visser Three: What's the hawk's name again? Tobeeus?
Tobias: It's pronounced Toe-Buy-Us
Jake: I always thought it was Toe-BEE-us, whenever I read the books.
Marco: What books?
Cassie: Does anyone else pronounce Hork-Bajir with a D?
V3 is actually called Kisser Three. It's in #2.
Jake: I know how we can get into the yeerk pool! First we need to aquire Santa.......Visser 3:<THERE YOU ARE!!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME A PRESENT LAST YEAR!!!!!!>
[spoiler]<Ax, is everything okay over there?>At the least, put these in spoilers, and say that they're for mature readers. We have members well under 18 here, as young as thirteen even. Personally, I'd prefer you don't post these at all. That's just my opinion though...
<Prince Jake, the was a short human male-controller here, but he is unconscious now.>
<Did you knock him out with your tail blade?>
<No, I merely leaped over him and smacked him with my reproductive organ, which seems to have swollen.>
<... Oookay.>[/spoiler]
Noted. Though I have to admit, swear words have been ingrained so deeply into society that they may as well be normal language. They crop up in the books, but are often never directly spelled out so as to be 'safe for kids'. You would think if people wanted to complain, they'd complain about the brutal scenes of death, violence, war and cruel decisions made rather than the kids cussing every now and then.
'\_?(O_o)_/'
5. Pointless, excessive, or obscene cursing is prohibited on RAF
Penalties: Edit & Warnings, to Ban.
Jake: Nope. I stopped the Animorphs TV series from broadcasting on Nick
LOL i can totally see visser 3 petting a kitty just like the evil dude from inspector gadget :XD:
Maury: Alright, in terms of three year old Tobias...
(Loren, Elfangor, Tobias' step-father, and the audience is waiting; holding their breath)
Maury: Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul...you are the father.
Elfangor: (swears aloud)
Loren: (thick, texan accent [no offense to those from Texas]) Ha! I knew it! You da babby daddy.
Ellimist: Do you have any Jakes?
Crayak: Nope. Go fish. Do you have any Rachel's?
Ellimist: Damn. You got me.
Jake: Ax...what the hell are you doing on that cow?
Ax: You have beenw witholding information from me, Prince Jake. All this time I assumed that your people weren't space faring.
Jake: What does a cow have to do with space travel!?
Ax: (laughing) Prince Jake. Did you not know? Whenever a cat plays a fiddle, the cow will jump over the moon. Thus, I have saddled on to a cow.
Erek: Hey, Cassie. What did you need.
Cassie: Actually, Erek...We're all here...
Erek: (Looking around for the others) In morph?
Marco: <Something like that...We're all in Cassie's head.>
Erek: (Eyebrow raised) Say what?
Jake: <Marco bet that we couldn't all morph Yeerks and infest each other.
Erek: And?
Jake: <Well...Marco morphed and infested Rachel...who morphed and infested Ax...who morphed and infested me...and I infested Cassie.>
Erek: Alright...so get out
Jake: We can't...Marco's technically in control of Cassie now...We're trapped.
Erek: Was it worth it?
Marco: <Yup. I got ten bucks from the bet.>
I'm not even sure how all that would work. Marco is controlling everyone? How does the mass get allocated in Z-Space? That really does hurt your head.
their dragons from the TV show American Dragon. Although for one he was pretending to be the canadien dragon. Ay'e.
hmm I just took the time to search them up by national pokedex number and they are ALL dragons accept for houndour. Was that a reference to his talking dog?
Visser Three: Prince Elfangor. We meet at last.
Controller: (whispering into Visser Three's ear)
Visser Three:...Are you sure?
Controller: (nodding)
Visser Three: Wel...This is embarassing...It turns out that we already met.
Elfangor: Yea...I was gonna say something...I just figured you were already on a roll, with mortally wounding me and all...Didn't want to ruin your moment...
Visser Three: Sorry...It's...just been so long, you know? Leader of the whole Empire thing, you know? I gotta tell you, there's a lot of the seventies I can't remember.
(Scene takes place at the Berenson house. The phone rings.)
Tom: Hello?
Human 1: Is your refridgerator running?
Tom: Um...Yea...It is.
Human 1: Then you'd better go catch it!
(Hangs up)
Tom: Alrighty then...
(Phone rings again...Mere seconds after the first call.)
Tom: Hello?
Human 2: Hello. May I speak to Seymour? Last name Butts?
Tom: Sorry, there's nobody here named SeymourButts.
Human 2: Sorry...What about Amanda HugnKiss?
Tom: No Amanda HugnKiss, either.
Human 2: Alright...Bye.
(Hangs up)
Tom: Humans have the strangest names.
(Phone rings again)
Tom: Hello?
Jake: Don't give up, Tom. No matter what it tells you, no matter what it makes you do, don't give up.
Tom: Who is this?
(Jake hangs up)
Tom: What's with all these prank phone calls.
(Phone rings again)
Tom: HELLO!
Radio DJ: Heeeellllloooo, Mr. Berenson. You've been entered in a contest for XKTV 103.4 FM/AM's Call to win A million dollars. And we're glad to tell you that yoooooou haaaaave won!
(Tom hangs up)
Radio DJ: Mr. Berenson? Huh...I guess he doesn't want the prize. Who's the runner up?
Radio DJ 2: Um...Someone by the name of Marco.
Jake: Aximili! His name is Aximili!
Rewrite the whole thing, but put parenthesis indicating who is actually the speaker, for example:
marco: *deadly serious* i LOVE trips down to the yeerk pool!
That could be any of the Animorphs.
not really, cuz can u ever think of a time he was thrilled to go down there?
(The Animorphs are meeting at Cassie's barn)
Tom: Alright guys, this is probably the most bizarre thing that's happened to us yet. But we're not going to let a little bit of body switching stop us from fighting the Yeerks. Now, who's who exactly?
Ax: I'm Marco. And I am just going to say that television got it completely wrong. Blue's don't have more fun. Ax, how the hell do you see with FOUR EYES!
Rachel: I do not see what you are complaining about, Marco. The Andalite body is, perhaps, the most superior vessel one could hope to swap in to. I, on the otherhand, am stuck with two legs, two eyes, a head full of blonde hair, and...what exactly do you humans call these?
Cassie: Dammit Ax! Keep your hands to yourself!
Rachel: My appologies...
Chapman: (feeding a bewildered skunk its medication) I think we should call Erek. I mean, with Ax stuck in Rachel's body, we need someone like an Android to help us out of this.
Ax: Why can't Ax fix it?
Tom: He seems to be a bit preoccupied right now.
Rachel: This garment around my waist...breezy...ye t comfortable. What is this called?
Tom: A skirt.
Rachel: A skirt...ingenious.
David: Does anyone else find this the least bit ironic?
Cassie: Tobias?
(Meanwhile, down in the Yeerk pool)
Tobias: Why the hell am I a bird!?
Marco: Who are you?
Tobias: Temrash.
Marco: Temrash is dead, isn't he?
Tobias: THEY YEERK WHO USED TO BE IN TOM'S BODY, THEN!
Marco: Jeez, calm down.
Tobias: Who are you?
Marco: Iniss.
Tobias: Where's the Visser?
Cow: Moooooooo
Ax: *bopping his head, and shifting his hooves attempting to dance inside an Andalite Fighter, while shooting down Yeerk Bug Fighters*
<I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says I'm Mr. Ro *dodges Bug Fighter*...mantic
I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! >
*3 Bug Fighters synchronize and sequentially explode with every "BOOM"*
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Ya dont want to know
Ax: "I have a dream that one day this establishment will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'Life Needs Frosting.' I have a dream that one day in the food court the sons of the former cashiers and the sons of the former customers will finally be able to sit down at the messy table of cinnamon buns-unz-unz! I have a dream that one day that Chick-Fil-A, an eatery marred by a lack of sticky bunz-ah, will be transformed into an oasis of delicious gooey frosting! I have a dream that my five friends will one day live in a nation where they can get bunz-ah..."
meanwhile, at a nearby table...
Jake: "Huh... looks like the long line a the Cinnabon's really getting to Ax, huh?"
Marco: "You think that's bad, you should've been here ten minutes ago. Ever seen a one-man Cinnabon-themed parody of The Taming of the Shrew?"
Um...
I think you have the wrong thread, bro.
The thread is called "Things the Animorphs (and Other Characters) Would Never Say."
Bear, you beat me to it.
Actually, though, given how many times there have been typos in the books confusing thought-speech for regular speech, I totally would not be surprised if this HAS happened.
Jake: Okay guys, we have the morphing cube now. And I know everyone's squeamish about bringing on new additions to the team, but lets face it. We're out numbered.
Team: *murmers of agreement*
Rachel: But who can we trust?
Jake: Well, I was thinking Melissa would be an obvious choice.
Marco: Yeah, I mean she's the daughter of Visser Three's most trusted lieutenant. We know she's not infested, right?
Ext. Flashback
*Rachel and Melissa are at some shop at the mall. Melissa comes across a special green sweater that Rachel has been looking for all her life.*
Melissa: Oh God, I can't believe this is the last one.
*Melissa runs off to the check out area. Rachel's eyes narrow.*
Int. Present
Rachel: Yeah, I actually think she might have been infested.
Cassie: Really? Because I thought her parents sa-
Rachel: SHE WAS INFESTED!
i got a simple one
rachel would never say: "retreat!"
Ax: I do not understand your music "Who let the dogs out?"The culprit was never revealed
Tobias: See? He's been standing there for days. He just stands there and waits by that mailbox.
Jake: Ax, what on Earth are you doing?
Ax: Well, it's obvious, isn't it? I'm waiting for my letter of admittance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It's supposed to be delivered by owl.
Marco: Ax...those are just books. Fictional characters don't exist and have conversations like normal people (glances at audience).
Ax: You are upset because you have not received your letter.
Tobias: Ax...listen...
(Suddenly, a barn owl swoops down and lands on the mailbox. It has a letter in it's beak. Ax takes it and hands it to Jake.)
Jake: It says "To Mr. Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, at the scoop in the middle of the Californian wilderness...we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry..."
Tobias: I don't believe it.
Marco: Where did that mailbox come from?
Ax: (Happy) I must go and prepare. I have a lot of magic to study.
All right. Here's one that should at least elicit a chuckle.
Jake: I'm...a controller.
Temrash 114: Yes. And now I'm going to ensure my place among the Yeerk Empire for all time.
Jake: So, you're going to tail my friends?
Temrash: No, why would I do that? Your Andalite would rat me out me out in a heartbeat and I know from your memories how well your friends and cousin know you. Oh no. I didn't get promoted by being stupid.
*Temrash bolts from the hospital*
Three Years Later, on a Yeerk controlled planet Earth, Temrash in the body of Jake, and four other controllers posessing Cassie, Rachel, Marco and Ax are eating roasted hawk.
Narrator: And Temrash 114 used the memories of Jake Berenson to locate and infest his friends, their families. Visser Three was promptly usurped and Temrash later led the invasion of the Leeran homeworld, which allowed them to route and destroy the Chee and use the advanced Pemalite space craft as a warship against the Andalite homeworld.
The End.
*Visser Four is now defunct and working under Visser Three. At the end of his wits one day, he stumbles across the Time Matrix*Visser Four's host = John Berryman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_humans_(Animorphs)#J (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_humans_(Animorphs)#J)
Visser Four: Amazing. The ancient device in Andalite mythology is real.
Visser 4's host: And I will continue reciting Shakespere until you use that Time Matrix to-
*Visser Four is back on the Leeran Homeworld in his Hork-Bajir body.*
Visser Four: Okay. Lets make history....
*Visser Four is now defunct and working under Visser Three. At the end of his wits one day, he stumbles across the Time Matrix*Visser Four's host = John Berryman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_humans_(Animorphs)#J (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_humans_(Animorphs)#J)
Visser Four: Amazing. The ancient device in Andalite mythology is real.
Visser 4's host: And I will continue reciting Shakespere until you use that Time Matrix to-
*Visser Four is back on the Leeran Homeworld in his Hork-Bajir body.*
Visser Four: Okay. Lets make history....
BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REF!I am by no means an avid Harry Potter fan, but even *I* know that's a Potter Puppet Pals (or... whatever...) reference. :P
Jake comes in and there is a ticking noise:
Jake: *hears the ticking noise* Hmmm...what is that mysterious ticking noise? Hmmm...Kinda catchy...*looks around* Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...
Ax: AX!
Jake: Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...
Ax: AX!
Jake: Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...
Ax: AX!
Cassie: Cassie....Cassie... Cass-ie
Jake: (he keeps on saying this as the other characters come) Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...
Ax: AX!
Cassie: Cassie...Cassie...C ass-ie!
Ax: AX!
Cassie: Cassie...Cassie...C ass-ie!
Rachel: Rachel...Rachel.... Rachel
Cassie: Cassie Cassie Cass-ie!
Ax: AX!
Marco: Marco..Marco..Marco
Everyone is now saying their names to the beat of the ticking noise
Jake: Berenson
Marco: Marco
Jake: Berenson!
Marco: MARCO!
Jake: Berenson!
Marco: MARCO!
Jake: Berenson!
Marco: MARCO!
Ax: *a human and naked* AX!
Cassie: Cass-ie!
*back to the name beat*
Everyone: SINGING A SONG ALL DAY LONG AT THE YEEEERRRRRKKKK POOOOOL
Cassie: I found the source of the ticking sound....IT'S A PIPE BOMB!
Everyone: YAY!
BOOOOM
wasnt it pointed out that it was berryman that found the time matrix and not visser 4?
Ax: *To Visser 3* "It's cool, I always hated my brother anyways."
Erek: Jake, I have a confession to make. You know I've never been good at keeping secrets, and, well, I just have to get this off my chest.
Jake: I'm listening.
Erek: Remember in book #32, when Rachel was split in half, and I fused her back together?
Marco: How could we forget? I still have nightmares about that whole episode.
Erek: . . . That was just a hologram I projected. I didn't really fuse her back together.
Marco: WHAT?!
Erek: I freely admitted that it could have killed her! It would have violated my programming! I'm honestly surprised nobody caught that!
Rachel: You stupid piece of junk! I told you never to tell them! But, yes, I'm still Mean Rachel. I've gotten better at controlling my rages, but seriously, did nobody notice how bloodthirsty I was getting later in the series? You really thought that was still just Rachel Rachel? Puh-lease, you guys are dense.
Cassie: Wait . . . if you're Mean Rachel, then what happened to Nice Rachel?
Meanwhile, in the Animorphs TV show . . .
Rachel: OH EM GEE you guys! I totally, like, shoved Visser Three into the Yeerk pool! He's going to be all, like, wet and slimy now!
( Typical Animorphs fan in the 1990's starts reading an Animorphs book--probably somewhere later in the series)
Jake's Narration: Hi, my name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name, or the names of my friends, it's too dangerous--
(Typical Animorphs fan skips to chapter two, as he has already read the typical Animorphs opening chapter. As he's reading, however, someone taps his shoulder.)
Typical Animorphs fan: JAKE!
Jake: That was kinda rude of you, buddy.
Typical Animorphs Fan: What?
Jake: You skipped my opening chapter. That was rude. I had stuff to say.
Typical Animorphs Fan: Dude, no disrespect. It's just...well, I'm at Animorphs 31, and the openings are all the same. I just figured...
Jake: If you were a real Animorphs fan you'd read the book cover to cover.
Typical Animorphs Fan: It's one chapter, Jake...Calm down.
Jake: *Shakes his head". You just don't get it.
(Scene changes. Jake's in a bar with Marco).
Marco: Well, he had a point, Jake. It's just the first chapter. Don't dwell on it.
Jake: You're just like him. "It's just the first chapter", as if it doesn't matter. As if they're just words! They're more than just words, darnit. They're our lives! It makes me wonder what all this was for...
(Jake gets to his feet and heads towards the door)
Marco: Jake, where you going?
Jake: (turns back to face Marco, hand on the door knob) I'm going to do what all the main characters do when they're down on their luck. I'm going to walk down the road in the rain in a montage, with "All By Myself" playing in the background.
Rachel: marco your so sexyThat is deeply wrong.:facepalm:
Marco: Rachel...i love you...take me
Cassie: Jake your a douche why dont we just kill every controller!
Jake: Yo mama's a douche!
Tobias: hey rachel sorry but i found this sexy ass chipmunk a few trees from me so uh yea good luck and all
I wonder if anyone other than me continued claling his Human morph Phillip after that book.I kept calling it Max. It sounds more like Ax, after all.
Tobias: Rachel....Rachel: Why would you need car insurance? You can fly, you know.
Rachel: Yeah?
Tobias: i have some good news...
Rachel: What is it?
Tobias: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicko
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"That is deeply wrong.:facepalm:
Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"That is deeply wrong.:facepalm:
Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"That is deeply wrong.:facepalm:
Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?
Hahahahaha I've wondered about that as well. and IDK, I think it'd have to be a morph that's larger than the tampon, since we know what happened when they tried to morph smaller with the shark brain-chips.
That's one option, but then why didn't the brain chip go? I don't think it works quite the same way with objects inside the body.
It's possible the answer lies when the brain chip was only installed ie whilst already in morph. Maybe objects like morphing suits "disappear" or are stored only when you start morphing from your original body. Reverting back to your original body you can't take anything with you.
*All the animorphs are flying in bird morph. Then an odd wind blows over everything*That made me lol for a while.
Jake: <Guys...I have a bad feeling
Cassie: <What's wrong?>
Jake: <I think we're in a croessover.>
Rachel: <Thats kind of cool.>
Marco: <Yeah, I've always wanted to meet other alient fighters.>
Jake: <No it's not that. I think we;re in a fanfiction.>
Cassie: <Oh lord no!>
Tobias Rachel Marco and Ax: <I don't want to kiss Harry Potter!>
Jake: That was incredible Marco. Now remember the deal, next I get to be Rachael!
Ew. Sounds like the plot of a very warped porn movie.
Your a sick pervertSniff Sniff Im hurt..
Jake: Cassie, SHUT UP!LOL!!!!! ROFL!!! LMFAO!!!!
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Ax: *bopping his head, and shifting his hooves attempting to dance inside an Andalite Fighter, while shooting down Yeerk Bug Fighters*
<I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says I'm Mr. Ro *dodges Bug Fighter*...mantic
I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! >
*3 Bug Fighters synchronize and sequentially explode with every "BOOM"*
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Ax: *bopping his head, and shifting his hooves attempting to dance inside an Andalite Fighter, while shooting down Yeerk Bug Fighters*
<I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says I'm Mr. Ro *dodges Bug Fighter*...mantic
I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! >
*3 Bug Fighters synchronize and sequentially explode with every "BOOM"*
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Jake: That was incredible Marco. Now remember the deal, next I get to be Rachael!
Ew. Sounds like the plot of a very warped porn movie.
I know and call me sick or pervert but I would watch THAT particular movie repeatedly for the rest of my life
TV Show: Hi, my name is Jake.
Andalite teacher: Alright class, this morning we shall discuss some more on human communication methods, and go over last night's scoopwork. Has anyone done the scoop work?
Ax: I have!
Andalite teacher: Alright, Aximili, please read the passage from the Earthican text Twitter.
Ax: Alright. The Earthican Philosopher, Hannah Montanna, wrote: "TX wuz gr8 2nite. Luv ya Alabama! Nxt show 2morrow. C U Their!
: I took this to mean that Montanna was discussing some of the societal institution if Earth. I take it that TX is a location, perhaps located somewhere in the region of Canada. Wuz Gr8 may be a state Capitol, as with 2morroe. The last bit was tricky. But think it refers to a snack.
Andalite Teacher: Good. Now we shall discuss Earthican Television. Today, we'll watch a show directed by someone named Nick, who looks much more different from any other human we've seen.
TV Show: Hi, my name is Jake.
Elfangor: Touch this cube and you will have the power to morph into any animal you touch.
*A few minutes later, the blade ship and bug fighters land, Hork-Bajir dismount and Visser Three appears*
As Visser Three approaches, he notices human body parts lying all over the place. Elfangor, himself covered in human blood and other meaty bits is confused, and we see the morphing cube lying on the ground.
Visser Three: What happened here?
Elfangor: I...tried to give Earth one last hope.
Visser Three: You tried to give humans morphing power? But...you couldn't expect a completely alien technology to be compatible with other aliens. How stupid could you possibly be?
Elfangor: I've made a grevious error. *To the bits and pieces of Tobias scattered around him* I'm sorry my son.
Tobias: <So I found a good way to practice my aim.>
Ax: <Your aim?>
Tobias: <Yep. There are a couple of older kids camped in the woods over there. Sounds like they're roleplaying, or something. Either that, or they really think they're hiding from someone. Anyway, one of them has a really cool bag. It's like I can practice forever, and my birdy bombshells just go in and disappear.>
Ax: <If you are saying what I think you are saying, that's disgusting.>
Meanwhile...
Hermione: What th...? Harry, what the heck is this in my bag!?
[spoiler=For those who haven't read the end of the series yet]*Jake is in the process of ramming the Blade Ship when time stops and the Ellimist appears*
Jake: "Ellimist? Was my sacrifice important? Did my death . . . matter?"
Ellimist: . . . No.[/spoiler]
The Drode: "I will let you know without deception my intentions."
*Ax shows up stumbling and wobbling and bleary-eyed*Ahhaha, nice :XD:
Jake: "Ax, are you alright?"
Ax: <I do not know. I feel very strange. It is as though my time-sense is off, and yet, at the same time it is not. I cannot explain it. I fear I may be going insane. It seems, to my mind, almost as though the entire world had suddenly shifted by one earth hour.>
Marco: "Ah. We call that 'daylight savings time.'"
Rachel: Hey, guys. We should recruit Melissa Chapman to our cause.
Jake: A brilliant idea, Rachel. Let's do it.
(First Melissa book:)
Melissa: My name is Melissa Chapman. I can't tell you my last name, or where I live...
Jake: SON OF A...
Jake: I guess...we're just carbon copies of Buffy :o
David: Or Joss Whedon just ripped us off.
Darker, less humorous one here. This thread may not be the right place for this, but I feel this topic needs a shot in the arm, yeah?
Darker, less humorous one here. This thread may not be the right place for this, but I feel this topic needs a shot in the arm, yeah?All I really want to know, is which one's real?
[spoiler=Spoilers]*Cassie becomes aware of her surroundings. She stands in the wasteland that used to be her hometown, the landscape dominated by a massive Yeerk Pool. She also seems to be unable to control her own movements*
Cassie: What? Where am I?
Terlin: <<Oh, you're... cognizant. I was wondering if this would ever happen. Welcome to Earth, I suppose. The new seat of the great and powerful Yeerk Empire.>>
Cassie: Who... are you...?
Terlin: <<Of course. How rude of me. I am known as Terlin 415 of the Sulp Niar pool, but you can call me Sub-Visser 9. I've been making great use of your body these past five years. Your morphing powers are... interesting.>>
Cassie: What? No! No no no! Get out of my head!
Terlin: <<If you were going to fight me, little girl, you should have done it five years ago. My hold over you is much too strong now.>>
Cassie: Get out get out GET OUT!!
Terlin: *laughs*
*after a few moments*
Cassie: ... five years? I... I can't remember... what happened?
Terlin: <<I love this part. This happened to my last host too>> *laughs*
Cassie: Please... just tell me...
Terlin: <<You remember that first time you were at the Yeerk Pool? How you were captured and herded along like the livestock that you are? How you were brought to the infestation pier? You were infested that day, Cassie. Given to me.>>
Cassie: Liar. My friends rescued me and you know it.
Terlin: *laughs* <<This is the good part. The shock of being infested was too much to bear. Losing control of your own body wasn't something you were able to process. It happens to some hosts. Your mind created a sort of... fantasy world for you to live in. You've been delirious for five years, Cassikins. Living inside a world of your creation. A world that only you and I could see.>>
Cassie: *furious* You're lying!This is one of the Ellimist's tricks!
Terlin: <<The Ellimist... now that was a creative one. Where'd you come up with him, I wonder? In any case, no, he's nothing more than a figment of your imagination.>>
Cassie: Jake will come for me! You'll see, and when he does...
Terlin: <<Jake was cut down by the Visser the same day you were infested. Poor boy's five years in the ground now. He certainly made a good attempt at a rescue. For a human.>>
Cassie: ... What about Marco? Tobias? Rachel?
Terlin: *feigning sadness* <<All dead, I'm afraid.>>
Cassie: ... Ax too?
Terlin: *laughs* <<Oh, right, your little Andalite friend. He's not real, Cassie. Did you really think you could hear a voice calling out to you from beneath the ocean? I'm afraid you made Aximili up entirely. Elfangor was the last Andalite on Earth, excepting the Visser's host.>>
Cassie: But all my morphs... I remember them all... every sensation...
Terlin: <<The perfect escape for a mind like yours, really. That Andalite fool had given you the morphing power. You knew how it felt to see your body change, to become a horse. You've always been fond of animals. Making up sensations for animals you knew was a great way to occupy your time.>>
Cassie: No. No no no! This isn't right! The Andalites came! We won! We won the war! Your Visser is awaiting trial! It's over!
Terlin: <<The conquest couldn't have been smoother.>>
Cassie: No! No! No! This is a trick!
Terlin: <<Cassie, think. People do not travel to the time of dinosaurs. Microscopic aliens do not shrink people to the size of a pinhead. And a handful of children do not topple an empire. You know this, deep down inside.>>
Cassie: *sobbing* No! No! No!
Terlin: *looking around the landscape* <<Cassie, look around you. Your world is finished. This is a Yeerk place now. No room for your human sentimentality. You can't control your arms. You can't control your legs.>>
"You can't even control your own voice."
Cassie: No! Get out! Get out!
Terlin: *bored* <<I think I liked you better before. You were much less whiny.>>
Cassie: I want to go back! I want to see Jake again!
Terlin: <<By all means. Please do.>>
*Cassie seems to feel herself falling... falling... falling... until finally she sits up in bed, late at night. After a few moments, she gets up, walks over the the phone, and dials*
Jake: *groggily* "Hello?"
Cassie: "It's me."
Jake: "Cassie? What do you want?"
Cassie: "Just wanted to hear your voice. I had the most awful dream."
*Terlin, or possibly someone else, can be heard laughing*[/spoiler]
Darker, less humorous one here. This thread may not be the right place for this, but I feel this topic needs a shot in the arm, yeah?
[spoiler=Spoilers]*Cassie becomes aware of her surroundings. She stands in the wasteland that used to be her hometown, the landscape dominated by a massive Yeerk Pool. She also seems to be unable to control her own movements*
Cassie: What? Where am I?
Terlin: <<Oh, you're... cognizant. I was wondering if this would ever happen. Welcome to Earth, I suppose. The new seat of the great and powerful Yeerk Empire.>>
Cassie: Who... are you...?
Terlin: <<Of course. How rude of me. I am known as Terlin 415 of the Sulp Niar pool, but you can call me Sub-Visser 9. I've been making great use of your body these past five years. Your morphing powers are... interesting.>>
Cassie: What? No! No no no! Get out of my head!
Terlin: <<If you were going to fight me, little girl, you should have done it five years ago. My hold over you is much too strong now.>>
Cassie: Get out get out GET OUT!!
Terlin: *laughs*
*after a few moments*
Cassie: ... five years? I... I can't remember... what happened?
Terlin: <<I love this part. This happened to my last host too>> *laughs*
Cassie: Please... just tell me...
Terlin: <<You remember that first time you were at the Yeerk Pool? How you were captured and herded along like the livestock that you are? How you were brought to the infestation pier? You were infested that day, Cassie. Given to me.>>
Cassie: Liar. My friends rescued me and you know it.
Terlin: *laughs* <<This is the good part. The shock of being infested was too much to bear. Losing control of your own body wasn't something you were able to process. It happens to some hosts. Your mind created a sort of... fantasy world for you to live in. You've been delirious for five years, Cassikins. Living inside a world of your creation. A world that only you and I could see.>>
Cassie: *furious* You're lying!This is one of the Ellimist's tricks!
Terlin: <<The Ellimist... now that was a creative one. Where'd you come up with him, I wonder? In any case, no, he's nothing more than a figment of your imagination.>>
Cassie: Jake will come for me! You'll see, and when he does...
Terlin: <<Jake was cut down by the Visser the same day you were infested. Poor boy's five years in the ground now. He certainly made a good attempt at a rescue. For a human.>>
Cassie: ... What about Marco? Tobias? Rachel?
Terlin: *feigning sadness* <<All dead, I'm afraid.>>
Cassie: ... Ax too?
Terlin: *laughs* <<Oh, right, your little Andalite friend. He's not real, Cassie. Did you really think you could hear a voice calling out to you from beneath the ocean? I'm afraid you made Aximili up entirely. Elfangor was the last Andalite on Earth, excepting the Visser's host.>>
Cassie: But all my morphs... I remember them all... every sensation...
Terlin: <<The perfect escape for a mind like yours, really. That Andalite fool had given you the morphing power. You knew how it felt to see your body change, to become a horse. You've always been fond of animals. Making up sensations for animals you knew was a great way to occupy your time.>>
Cassie: No. No no no! This isn't right! The Andalites came! We won! We won the war! Your Visser is awaiting trial! It's over!
Terlin: <<The conquest couldn't have been smoother.>>
Cassie: No! No! No! This is a trick!
Terlin: <<Cassie, think. People do not travel to the time of dinosaurs. Microscopic aliens do not shrink people to the size of a pinhead. And a handful of children do not topple an empire. You know this, deep down inside.>>
Cassie: *sobbing* No! No! No!
Terlin: *looking around the landscape* <<Cassie, look around you. Your world is finished. This is a Yeerk place now. No room for your human sentimentality. You can't control your arms. You can't control your legs.>>
"You can't even control your own voice."
Cassie: No! Get out! Get out!
Terlin: *bored* <<I think I liked you better before. You were much less whiny.>>
Cassie: I want to go back! I want to see Jake again!
Terlin: <<By all means. Please do.>>
*Cassie seems to feel herself falling... falling... falling... until finally she sits up in bed, late at night. After a few moments, she gets up, walks over the the phone, and dials*
Jake: *groggily* "Hello?"
Cassie: "It's me."
Jake: "Cassie? What do you want?"
Cassie: "Just wanted to hear your voice. I had the most awful dream."
*Terlin, or possibly someone else, can be heard laughing*[/spoiler]
Oh that's rich... XD
Ax: Humans. Your technology is primitive at best. Ours is far superior.
Jake: Ya? Well, wasn't good enough to stop the Yeerks, now was it?
The Animorphs are getting ready to meet in Cassie's barn. The only ones there so far are Ax (who, unfortunately, doesn't count as an Animorph), Cassie, and Marco
Marco: Man, I'm tired of waiting for these guys. And I'm still annoyed after our recent adventure with the Helmacrons. The second one.
Cassie: Well, I think I see one of them coming now.
Tobias enters, morphed as human
Tobias: What's up, guys?
Marco: Dude, since when were you blond?
Tobias: Since, like, the start of our story. Says right when I'm introduced--dirty blond.
Marco: But it seems like the last 42 book covers you've had brown hair...I'm not sure I like this change.
Tobias: Book covers?
Enter Rachel
Cassie: What the...Rachel, you look slightly different...But different enough to weird me out...
Marco: Is your hair brown?
Rachel: Nope. Why'd you ask?
Cassie: It looks brown. LOOK: http://www.hiracdelest.com/images/books/us-inside/full_size/54cast.jpg (http://www.hiracdelest.com/images/books/us-inside/full_size/54cast.jpg)
Rachel: Yea, that's just the glare from the background sun.
Cassie: But your eyebrows look brown...and your face looks different!
Marco: I knew the carpets and drapes didn't match.
Enter Jake
Cassie: And what's with Jake? The rest of us look normal except the three of you!
Jake: I still look the same! Just look: http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/covers/bk47.jpg (http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/covers/bk47.jpg)
All the Animorphs...*sigh* and Ax: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Jake: Hey, it's not THAT bad.
Marco: You'd think that after so many years, they'd manage to keep the cover models somewhat consistent!
Ax: Cheer up, gang. I'm sure that, ten years or so from now, when they try a reboot that will sadly fail, because the Scholastic company sucks balls, they'll get a group that depicts our character more accurately.
Ten years or so later:
http://images.wikia.com/animorphs/images/c/cb/Animorph_relaunch_models.jpg (http://images.wikia.com/animorphs/images/c/cb/Animorph_relaunch_models.jpg)
Tobias: OH COME ON!
Ax: Forget what I've said. I cannot believe I didn't get a cool cover for the fans to enjoy...
Jake: All in favour of burning Scholastic inc to the ground say I!
The Animorphs...and Ax: I!
*Jake jogs up the ramp and into the ship. There, sitting in the middle of the floor, is a large blue phone booth.
*Jake jogs up the ramp and into the ship. There, sitting in the middle of the floor, is a large blue phone booth.
Funny and welld one, but you do know it's a Police Box and not a phone booth right?
Police Box is totally a phone booth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_box).
Relic of the 50's and 60's in England, for the most part, which is great for Doctor Who.
Police Box is totally a phone booth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_box).
They're more like mobile police stations. The phone was in a compartment on the outside of the box that anyone could use, unlike phone booths where the phone is located inside the box.
Jara Hamee- "E equals MC Squared."
toby could say that (toby is the only hork-bajir who would understand that) :horkf:
Someone was bound to do this, at some point, so I might as well be the one to jump on the cliche.
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Elfangor, looking a bit robotic: *scuba breathing*
Tobias: ???
Elfangor: Tobias, I am your fa-ther. *slices off Tobias' left wing*
Tobias, spiraling downward: <NOOOOoooooo....>
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Aximili: <But...one does not simply WALK into the Yeerk Pool!>
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The Sharing Members, all wearing hats with eye stalks on them: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? V-I-S...S-E-R...T-H-R-E-E!
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Vissers One and Three:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are! No one in between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me to another dream....
(Tyler, at least, should find the last one hilarious, I think.)
Mongoose,
is the secound to last possibly from terminator?
I'm know the last one is from Space Odysey. Ha ha, both are funny.
Visser One: "No council, Visser Three is quite competent"
Visser Three: "Gee, thanks guys"
Chapman: "Sorry Visser my bad
(Seerow's ship touches down on the Yeerk homeworld. Seerow emerges wearing a safari hat. Alloran emerges behind him, carrying a camera. Seerow enthusiastically darts into the underbrush.)Holy f**k. My brain just exploded from the "never-would-say"-ness of the rest of that post. WHERE TF DID U FIND THIS
Marco: I hope my dad is a controller, then I could have the set
That one really made me laugh.
Marco: This is ridiculous, everyone has someone but me; Cassie and Jake, Tobias and Rachel, that does it: Say Ax you wanna do something this Friday night?
Haha...That's awesome Rob.
AX: So...You put your right foot in and then out? Would I use both right feet or...?
Ax: I'M too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.
Jake: Is that why you've forgotten to wear one in public?
Jake: (to Ax) Call me Prince.
Marco: That Christopher guy from Everworld is way funnier than me.
Visser Three; "And it would have worked too! If it hadnt been for you meddling kids!"
Septuple posting, seriously?
Marco: Doctor Who?
Sorry I forgot.
No I was talking to planetstella
Are you unfamiliar with html tag format? "</derail>" means END THREAD DERAILMENT
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Are you unfamiliar with html tag format? "</derail>" means END THREAD DERAILMENT
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Doesn't it mean to end the off topic discussion?
But seriously now,
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:facepalm:
Thread derailment means off-topic discussion. We don't want to end the thread, just HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT THINGS CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER SAY
^You may have misread. This is things they would NEVER say. Ax would totally use ****
I went with pandas because they were the most rubbish animals I could think of. Perhaps I shouldn't have given that one to Marco though.