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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #105 on: July 02, 2008, 04:36:53 PM »
Aximili, Visser 3, and Elfangor, arms linked in a circle: I love you, you love me, we're an alien family, with a great big hug and...wait...we don't have mouths, so how does that other bit work?

Aximili: Marco! Get over here! Dr. Phil is on!

Ellen DeGeneres on the Television: ...yada yada...Dance!
Aximili: *dances*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #106 on: July 02, 2008, 04:37:49 PM »
Quote from: Estelore on July 02, 2008, 04:36:53 PM
Aximili, Visser 3, and Elfangor, arms linked in a circle: I love you, you love me, we're an alien family, with a great big hug and...wait...we don't have mouths, so how does that other bit work?

Haha...That's awesome.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #107 on: July 02, 2008, 04:38:11 PM »
ty


or how bout these:


cassie: rachel, can u teach me how to use eyeliner? and while ur at it, some lipstick?


marco: x-men sucks. y the hell is it even famous?

Jake:  dude, I am the leader here, you will all do as i say, or else!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #108 on: July 02, 2008, 04:41:28 PM »
*bows* Thank you!

This one is all one bit.

Cassie: It's that time again!

Marco: Time to feed Ax cinnamon buns until he explodes?

Rachel: Time to talk about how cute I am?

Cassie: No. It's time to learn the moral of today's story!

Marco and Rachel: Awww....

Cassie, Marco, and Rachel, a la Animaniacs: Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

Cassie: Moral # 31: Never leave your Yeerk-infested brother alone with your father!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #109 on: July 02, 2008, 04:43:40 PM »
ROFL...Man, that one was awesome. Yay for Animaniacs...Animor phiacs?

Um...Any Animorph? Possibly any existing person: Jake, you're so funny! *laughing hysterically*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #110 on: July 02, 2008, 04:47:25 PM »
David: When I grow up, I wanna be just like Mickey Mouse.

Marco: This is ridiculous, everyone has someone but me; Cassie and Jake, Tobias and Rachel, that does it: Say Ax you wanna do something this Friday night?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #111 on: July 02, 2008, 04:50:25 PM »
Quote from: RYTX on July 02, 2008, 04:47:25 PM
Marco: This is ridiculous, everyone has someone but me; Cassie and Jake, Tobias and Rachel, that does it: Say Ax you wanna do something this Friday night?

Haha...That's awesome Rob.

AX: So...You put your right foot in and then out? Would I use both right feet or...?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #112 on: July 02, 2008, 10:24:33 PM »
here's some. I'm not sure how good it might be but the books always say they argued about these things

Jake: do you think college hoops are better than NBA?
Marco: if you say so. you're always right
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Marco: you think Batman could beat spiderman
Jake: of course if you think so
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Marco: do you think cheese tastes yellow
Jake: I think it tastes green
Marco: me too.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #113 on: July 02, 2008, 11:06:36 PM »
haha ya that would be funny, those 2 agreeing with eachother on one of their many pointless arguments :P


Ax: i hate grass

David (as a rat): play with me!


cassie: i think a wild animal would make a great pet
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #114 on: July 02, 2008, 11:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Estelore on July 02, 2008, 04:36:53 PM
Aximili, Visser 3, and Elfangor, arms linked in a circle: I love you, you love me, we're an alien family, with a great big hug and...wait...we don't have mouths, so how does that other bit work?

I know how. they put their hooves together.

Here's a hork-bajir version.

I like Hork-Bajir. Hork-bajir like I. we are family. happy. big hug
*attempt to hug*
ow.
kiss...what is kiss?

not sure if it's something they wouldn't say, but it does sound funny, to me anyway.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #115 on: July 02, 2008, 11:19:54 PM »
Aximili: We are BORG!! RESISTANCE is FUTILE!!*






























*When < 1 Ohm.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #116 on: July 02, 2008, 11:20:09 PM »
Quote from: morfowt on July 02, 2008, 11:18:35 PM
Here's a hork-bajir version.

I like Hork-Bajir. Hork-bajir like I. we are family. happy. big hug
*attempt to hug*
ow.
kiss...what is kiss?

not sure if it's something they wouldn't say, but it does sound funny, to me anyway.

Man, that was funny.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #117 on: July 02, 2008, 11:22:13 PM »
Hell now I have to finish it

Taxxons: sskreeeh skree shrreeee, sskrreeee skkrreee skree srkeerk sheerk shrrrrrre



Translated loosely as: I eat you, you eat me, we eat all your family.
Not that they wouldn't say that, the just wouldn't sing it :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #118 on: July 02, 2008, 11:23:07 PM »
Haha...Good point Rob.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #119 on: July 02, 2008, 11:28:47 PM »
Let's try a yeerk one...

let's see...I like bodies, bodies hate me. We yeerks all like having a body. (this last line, if anyone can do a better one, be my guest)
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