All right, I'll give this a try...here's hoping I don't shame myself too badly.
Visser Three: "I'm tired of this host. I think I'll trade it in for a nice new human."
"Maybe I'm not being fair..."
Crayak: "My eyes itch."
Ellimist: "Maybe I should play fair this time."
"Wow was that lucky!"
Jake: "I'm rooting for Crayak this time."
Cassie: "Well at least the Yeerks aren't Republicans..."
Tobias: "Hawk or human? Nah, I'm going beetle!"
Drode: "Too mean?"