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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1305 on: August 02, 2010, 10:47:41 AM »
lol Cams  ;D Make a graph ;)

Quote from: russianspy1234 on August 02, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
Cassie: Hey David, if you're tired of the barn, we have some robot friends with a really nice park, a TV, and beds they don't use.
I don't know why they didn't think about that... Or maybe the Chees didn't accept?
Anyway, good ones ;)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1306 on: August 02, 2010, 05:03:05 PM »
Quote from: cams
Casualty Report from Earth
Period: Recent 1 Earth Month

                              Human             Taxxon                Hork-Bajir
Andalite Injuries            35                  112                      125
Andalite Kills                 0                    57                        43

Visser 3 Injuries*          334                 286                      305
Visser 3 Kills*               245                 198                      231

*Visser 3 claims that many of the casualties are due to the fact that
  he's still not used to having an Andalite host body, 
  so his tail blade 'accidentally' cut their throats,
  and he never ever acts emotionally,
  and he respects and loves his fellow Yeerks.

Comment: Should we reduce the idiot(Visser 3) to a Sub-Visser rank
              and let Visser 1 lead the invasion of Earth?
Absolutely wonderful. +1!
I do have to wonder how long V3 can use the "I'm not used to an Andalite host" excuse... not more than a year, I hope! :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1307 on: August 02, 2010, 05:32:08 PM »
can he use it at all? youd think the first time he did, someone higher up would be all "well then, hand it over to someone who can!"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1308 on: August 03, 2010, 08:27:24 AM »
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can he use it at all? youd think the first time he did, someone higher up would be all "well then, hand it over to someone who can!"
Good point. Hmm, I wonder if V3 could get away with "They made me mad" as an excuse? Almost certainly not, but it's surprising what people will agree to when they've got an Andalite's tailblade at their throat.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1309 on: August 07, 2010, 05:48:12 PM »
Haha. True, but I can't see the Council of Thirteen taking no crap from no Andalite.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1310 on: August 07, 2010, 05:55:02 PM »
Ax: F**k u jake
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1311 on: August 20, 2010, 02:16:40 AM »
ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: ok, i won't call prince anymore

or...

ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: yes prince jake
jake: i just siad not to call me prince! are you DEAF!? i've told you a million times to stop so just stop!

or you could add this part to the end
ax: yes prince jake
jake: **** you
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1312 on: August 20, 2010, 12:00:32 PM »
Ax: Prince Jake? more like Queen Jake OHHHH, did someone just hear a dracon beam go TSEEW cause Jake just got BUUURNED.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1313 on: August 20, 2010, 01:21:42 PM »
Haha, nice Duff. XD
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1314 on: August 21, 2010, 09:31:16 AM »
Mix of your jokes:

ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: OK, queen Jake
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1315 on: August 26, 2010, 04:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Dameg on August 21, 2010, 09:31:16 AM
Mix of your jokes:

ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: OK, queen Jake

Lol, I think Princess Jake would be funnier.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1316 on: August 26, 2010, 09:57:25 PM »
Visser Three: "No faaaaaaiiiir!"

Elfangor: "Don't worry kids, it's just a flesh wound."

God, I am such a geek.  8)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1317 on: August 27, 2010, 05:31:09 AM »
Quote from: VisserZer0 on August 26, 2010, 04:32:49 PM
Quote from: Dameg on August 21, 2010, 09:31:16 AM
Mix of your jokes:

ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: OK, queen Jake

Lol, I think Princess Jake would be funnier.
OK, then:

ax: (anything involving prince jake)
jake: don't call me prince
ax: OK, princess Jake
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1318 on: August 27, 2010, 09:40:31 AM »
Ax: Drake is the greatest artist in the world.  Young money!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1319 on: November 06, 2010, 01:27:17 AM »
Elfangor: <I think I'll kiss a Yeerk>

Aximili: (Human morph) "Cinnabon? YUCK! NEVER give me one again. Nuh. Gain. Vuh."
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