TMP, you are making me laugh so hard ^_^
Anyway:
*The Animorphs are gathered around in Cassie's barn for an emergency meeting. Ax is lying in a pile of hay*
Jake: "Okay, here's the deal; it turns out David is a traitor, and we have..."
Ax: <Prince Jake, have you ever noticed that the way you talk makes your eyes swim?>
Jake: "What?"
Ax: <It's like how there's Zero-space and real space, but if Z-space were filled with cheese, you could call it Cheese-space...>
Marco: "Ax, what are you... wait, how would that affect our morphing ability?"
Ax: *eyes get very wide as he stares at Marco* <The physics of that are... That might... That would make it so that Rachel would morph a Cheezly Bear!> *high pitched giggling*
Marco: "Or a Cheeslephant?"
Ax: <I could really go for some cheese right now.>
Rachel: "Oh, man... Ax are you high?"
Ax: *looks at the pile of hay he's lying in* <I believe I am low. But... why does my head feel so much like a hot air balloon?>
Rachel: "I..."
Ax: *waves at the rest of the Animorphs* <Cassie, I think I can see your barn from up here!>
Tobias: <Ax-man, think. Did you... like, eat or smoke anything strange today?>
Ax: <I ate some grass. It was 'the good stuff.'>
Rachel: "What?"
Ax: *nods* <There was a man at the mall selling grass. I told him that as a human, I no longer find grass to be as delectable as... Prince Jake, you're very tall.>
Tobias: <Focus, Ax. The guy gave you this 'grass?'>
Ax: *nods again* <I had to give him all the money you had entrusted to me, and he gave me 'the good stuff.'>
Jake: *muttering* "I was wondering what happened to the money I was gonna use to get Animorphs T-shirts printed..."
Marco: "Okay, new rule: we don't let Ax handle the cash from now on."
Ax: *looking at his hand* <I am made of billions upon billions of cells, each capable of reproducing and repairing itself, and yet they somehow all come together to form me... maybe I am just one of billions upon billions of cells in an even greater organism...>
Cassie: "Ax, you got any more?"
