I had to read through 89 pages of comic gold before I could finally write down my own jokes. I just hope mine are as funny.
Controller 1: you think the Empire is ever gonna fall?
Controller 2: What Empire?
Controller 1: the YEERK empire!
Controller 2: ....F**k it.
Aftran: Yeerk! Fried Yeerk for sale!
Visser Three: Does that come with salt?
Esplin 9466 Lesser: I think I'll head to the pool-order out
Ax: Whatever you say, Prince Jake.
Jake: Don't call me Shirley...
David: Thank you.
Rachel: Let's hear what he has to say.
Cassie: Woopa, stepped on a snail.... Stepped on another...And another.... AND ANOTHER!
Ellimist: Screw the Animorphs! I'm watching Family Feud!
Crayak: Fool! Wheel of Fortune,'For the win!!!!!!!!!
Jake: mom, dad, Tom! I have something I'm bursting to tell you!
Steve: Is everything ok, son?
Jake: I can morph! Rachel-- your niece-- Marco, Tobias and Cassie and I met an Alien named Elfangor!
Mom: Jake, you're acting--
Jake: Just listen! We met an alien, who made us touch his blue box
Dad: YOU WHAT!?
Jake: Just listen, alright? We touched the box, and now we can morph. We're fighting against the Yeerks-- evil space slugs with the ability to take over your entire body! Your son, Tom-- my brother-- is one of them! The sharing is a flipping front!
Dad: Tom... Is this absurd story true?
Tom: ....Hm? SORRY, I had my headphones on (Takes off heaphones) Now, what were you saying, Jake?
Jake: (Takes deep breath) Mom, dad, Tom....