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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #135 on: July 05, 2008, 11:08:31 AM »
Quote from: Dameg on July 05, 2008, 06:36:26 AM
Yeerks: I like bodies, bodies hate me. We're a slaver family. With the great Kandrona, and Dracon from me to you, won't you say you hate me too? ... ;) how is this version?
Thanks for the true song^_^

nice! very nice.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #136 on: July 07, 2008, 02:01:13 AM »
dude since this song idea started i have had that damn barney song stuck in my head!

anyhoo. back on topic:

Marco: man i love yeerks. why are we always so hostile against them?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #137 on: July 07, 2008, 02:06:50 AM »
Quote from: Mongoose on June 19, 2008, 10:20:29 AM
Tobias (looking at an injured squirrel in the clinic): Can I get a doggy bag for that?

Okay, i nearly pissed myself laughing so hard at that one...

Visser 3: I would've gotten you, too, if it weren't for you pesky kids...and your andalite pet, too!

Any of the animorphs, upon Visser 3's arrival (in human morph, if encountering him in a social setting) - humming the theme song for the 'wicked witch of the west' duhduh duhduh duh duh duh
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #138 on: July 07, 2008, 02:07:36 AM »
Nice Jen.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #139 on: July 07, 2008, 05:51:40 AM »
Visser 3: Sub-visser, may you give me the salt, please? This hawk is quite bland...

(sorry, it's quite horrible ^_^' poor Tobias...)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #140 on: July 07, 2008, 05:53:36 AM »
Quote from: Dameg on July 07, 2008, 05:51:40 AM
Visser 3: Sub-visser, may you give me the salt, please? This hawk is quite bland...

(sorry, it's quite horrible ^_^' poor Tobias...)

haha, nooooo! :P

haha remember in the tv show "You were tough and stringy even when I added BBQ sauce", or something along those lines...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #141 on: July 07, 2008, 07:24:04 AM »
The Animorphs actually ate Tobias in an alternate reality. A reality where Ax did not exist. Hehehehe... #7....
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #142 on: July 07, 2008, 10:12:35 AM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #143 on: July 07, 2008, 10:43:48 AM »
I'm thinking this...

Marco standing over the dead body of Visser 3....

"Man, my mom's gonna KILL me!"

Lol..that's pretty terrible. I need something better.

Jake after dodging a taxxon mob, morphing into a turtle and getting out alive...

"Man I love being a turtle."

Lol
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I nodded and wiped away my tears. "Yeah," I said. "Until then, we fight."

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #144 on: July 08, 2008, 07:46:57 AM »
SuperClaire > lol Liked it? ;)
I remember in the TV show, when they eat snails in a restaurant... and the face of Tom and Visser 3... too funny! lol
Counter > Yes, I know, I remember it, but it's too funny imagining Visser 3 say that :p He usually eat his ennemies without salt lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #145 on: July 08, 2008, 07:30:44 PM »
I think I came up with a fairly good iskoort version

I sell to you, you sell to me. we're a trading family. we buy memories, and shopping's a career. won't you say we're really weird?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #146 on: July 08, 2008, 08:03:04 PM »

Alloran: Why do I get the feeling you'll be the end of me?
Elfangor: Don't say that master. :(

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #147 on: July 08, 2008, 08:48:14 PM »
Quote from: TheFearlessLeader on July 07, 2008, 10:43:48 AM
Jake after dodging a taxxon mob, morphing into a turtle and getting out alive...

"Man I love being a turtle."

Lol

Quote from: Truth on July 08, 2008, 08:03:04 PM

Alloran: Why do I get the feeling you'll be the end of me?
Elfangor: Don't say that master. :(

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haha those are great, nice references

Marco: Hey Jake, I found this transcript for a book about the time we all met elfangor...The Invasion? and um...what the hell bro? Being that we're in a secret war and all that, it might not be a good idea to be writing books ya know.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #148 on: July 09, 2008, 04:01:46 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on July 08, 2008, 07:30:44 PM
I think I came up with a fairly good iskoort version

I sell to you, you sell to me. we're a trading family. we buy memories, and shopping's a career. won't you say we're really weird?
Quote from: Duff on July 08, 2008, 08:48:14 PM
Marco: Hey Jake, I found this transcript for a book about the time we all met elfangor...The Invasion? and um...what the hell bro? Being that we're in a secret war and all that, it might not be a good idea to be writing books ya know.

lol funny ^_^

Tom: Heh Jake! What is that book I found under your bed? "The Invasion", eh? ... I read it... You're quite good writing stories! Wouldn't you like to write for us?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #149 on: July 09, 2008, 09:06:18 AM »
David: MYYYYyyyy PRECIOUSSSSSsssss!! Naaasss-ty Animorphses, they stole it! They took the Precious! gollum They tooks it from usss, and we wantss it BACK! Tricksss-y Animorphses! Deceivers!

David: NOOOoooo! Thems is NICE Animorphses! Animorphses was GOOD to David. Animorphses LIKE David.

David: LIAR!! They HATES us! gollum They tooks it from us, so we is going to STEAL it BACK from them!

David: But...we CAN'T steal from the master!

David: STUPID!! The master LIES to us! He's not our master!

David: Shut up!

David: NO!

David: I SAID shut UP!! Leave us alone! Go away, and NEVER come BACK!

David: NO!!

David: Go away, and NEVER COME BACK!...wait...where did you go? *crickets*
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