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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #150 on: July 09, 2008, 11:03:42 AM »
is david talking to himself?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #151 on: July 09, 2008, 11:25:59 AM »
Yes ^_^ parody of Gollum in LOTR (2nd or 3rd book/movie) when he talks to himself and try to decide if he wanna kill Frodo or not...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #152 on: July 09, 2008, 12:26:06 PM »
Thanks, Dameg! I hoped that SOMEONE would get that one, but I wasn't sure if there were any other Tolkien fans in RAF.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #153 on: July 09, 2008, 12:28:20 PM »
Hahaha, nice, Este.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #154 on: July 09, 2008, 01:04:37 PM »
That's our Este ::) ;)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #155 on: July 09, 2008, 02:15:23 PM »
David: MYYYYyyyy PRECIOUSSSSSsssss!! Naaasss-ty Animorphses, they stole it! They took the Precious! gollum They tooks it from usss, and we wantss it BACK! Tricksss-y Animorphses! Deceivers!

David: NOOOoooo! Thems is NICE Animorphses! Animorphses was GOOD to David. Animorphses LIKE David.

David: LIAR!! They HATES us! gollum They tooks it from us, so we is going to STEAL it BACK from them!

David: But...we CAN'T steal from the master!

David: STUPID!! The master LIES to us! He's not our master!

David: Shut up!

David
: NO!

David: I SAID shut UP!! Leave us alone! Go away, and NEVER come BACK!

David: NO!!

David: Go away, and NEVER COME BACK!...wait...where did you go? *crickets*

Haha, nice one Estelore ;D


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #156 on: July 10, 2008, 12:29:36 AM »
Estelore, that rocks!!

Visser Three: *while jumping on one of Oprah's couches* "I love Jake! I love him, I love him, I love him!"

yea.. sucks i know :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #157 on: July 10, 2008, 01:28:25 AM »
tobias as himself and marco and the others as seagulls.

jake: are we there yet?

tobias: no

rachel: are we there yet?

tobias (slightly annoyed): no

cassie: are we there yet?

tobias (angrily): NO!

marco: are we there yet?

tobias: ask one more time and I'll show you why seagulls are as bad as pigeons

...2 seconds later...

ax: have we arrived at our destination (translation: are we there yet?)

haha...well I thought it was funny.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #158 on: July 10, 2008, 02:47:00 AM »
lol i like that morfowt

and the LOTR thing was funy este


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Rachel: why can't we just talk about our feelings? y must we always rush into things?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #159 on: July 10, 2008, 08:33:45 AM »
Thanks, guys!!

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This next one was inspired by a conversation in the ^<V with Morfowt and John, as well as by the book with Star Trek references made by Marco. It takes some lines from a Star Trek spoof.


T.O. on the Blade Ship: Captain! There is an unidentified ship approaching at BLOODY HELL, SHE'S REALLY MOVING!!

Meanwhile, on board the Rachel...

Marco: Tobias, man, you just need to get OVER her, already. I mean, you knew her for what, a few years? That's nothing, in the grand scheme of things!

Tobias: <It is nearly a fifth of the life-span of a Red-Tailed Hawk.>

Marco
: I KNOW, really, I know, but you need to at least stop blaming this on Jake! How was HE to know that she had chosen that PARTICULAR day to go outside while wearing a RED morphing suit?

Tobias: <You'd better not be implying what I THINK you're implying!!>

Marco: Tobias, let's be honest with each other. After all the time she's spent around me, a die-hard Trekkie, she HAD to realise what it would mean!

Tobias
: <Shut up now, Marco, if you want to keep those eyes inside that skull!>

Marco: Your threats mean nothing, man. Face it. Rachel KNEW that it was suicide to wear anything red off the ship. Rachel WANTED to die.

Tobias: <NOOOOooooo. Shut UP shut UP shut UP!!>

Marco: She WANTED to die, and she knew that the red suit would allow her to go out in a blaze of glory. She wanted to go out like a martyr, and the red suit did just that.

Tobias: <SOBBBBbbbbb....>

The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #160 on: July 10, 2008, 08:55:39 AM »
...oh. yeah I still don't get why wearing red means you die.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #161 on: July 10, 2008, 09:04:53 AM »
It's a reference to old Star Trek episodes for whenever a random new character would join the crew in a new episode (often wearing a red uniform) and would always end up dying. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_(character)


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #162 on: July 10, 2008, 09:07:00 AM »
that's stupid

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #163 on: July 10, 2008, 11:43:45 AM »
No, Morfowt, it isn't. You just cannot appreciate the awesomeness that is Star Trek. Don't knock it 'til you try it, laddie.
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #164 on: July 10, 2008, 04:59:31 PM »
Ha, that's funny. For some reason it reminds me of Visser One and Visser Three's troops that wore different color uniforms.