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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #615 on: April 25, 2009, 07:35:46 PM »
Ax: Another delicious cinnamon bun!
Marco: You still have some!? Eat it quick, before anyone sees.
Ax: *drops cinnabon bun and begins stamping on it*
Marco: You can do that in human form?
Ax: I should be able to. But I can't taste anything!
Marco: Maybe you should take off your shoes.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #616 on: April 25, 2009, 08:57:08 PM »
haha nice!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #617 on: April 28, 2009, 01:29:16 PM »
Jake: Hey Ax, i think you've had enough Cinnabons dude.
Ax: Why do you say, sssaaaaeeeeyyyy, sayee-yee-yee that Prince Jake? Kuh, k-k-kuh Jae-kuh?>
Jake: You remember the Choclate Factory Marathon where they played both the Willy Wonka version and the Charlie version?
Ax: Yes, I found both to be very entertaining. ning neeeng eeeennnng. "ing" is such a lovely sound.
Jake: Yeah Ax, stay focused here pal. Do you remember Violet?
Ax: You mean the female human child that inflated into a giant blueberry? airy aerie airrrrrreeeeee aaeeeee aaarrrreeee?
Jake: Yep, that's the one.
Ax: Yes, I remember her, why do you ask?
Jake: Well Ax, let's just say even with her inflated? You'd cast a shadow on her.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #618 on: April 28, 2009, 01:35:14 PM »
*lol image of fat andalite unable to put its hoofs on the ground*

nice one Parker

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« Reply #619 on: April 28, 2009, 01:46:33 PM »
I suppose it was funnier in Swedish ^^' Nice try!

I don't think so... Everyone here is too tired of those jokes... I just couldn't resist

Ax: Another delicious cinnamon bun!
Marco: You still have some!? Eat it quick, before anyone sees.
Ax: *drops cinnabon bun and begins stamping on it*
Marco: You can do that in human form?
Ax: I should be able to. But I can't taste anything!
Marco: Maybe you should take off your shoes.

HAHHAHAHa this is really those two when they are most... themselves...

Ellimist: *sneaks on Crayak when he's asleep - and starts to play trumpet as false as he can* *when Crayak wakes up, Ellimist runs away laughing*
Crayak: AAAAAAAAAA YOU... *hunts Ellimist*
Tobias: HA he did it!
Marco: ... *gives Tobias a dollar*

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #620 on: April 28, 2009, 05:15:44 PM »

Ellimist: *sneaks on Crayak when he's asleep - and starts to play trumpet as false as he can* *when Crayak wakes up, Ellimist runs away laughing*
Crayak: AAAAAAAAAA YOU... *hunts Ellimist*
Tobias: HA he did it!
Marco: ... *gives Tobias a dollar*

HAHAHAhahahaha That was beautiful!



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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #621 on: April 29, 2009, 03:15:46 AM »
Jake: AX!! Why is it whenever we take you to the mall we have to scrape you away from the cinomman buns! I mean come on! You must have gotten used to the taste by NOW!!! Why do you keep doing it!!!

Ax: Because im British *places Top-Hat of Power on head*

Jake: Thats you excuse for everything...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #622 on: April 29, 2009, 09:10:36 AM »

Ax: Because im British *places Top-Hat of Power on head*



so that's why Ax always acts so stupid :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #623 on: April 29, 2009, 01:26:59 PM »
OH BURN!


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #624 on: April 29, 2009, 07:45:33 PM »

Ax: Because im British *places Top-Hat of Power on head*



so that's why Ax always acts so stupid :P
LOL +1 (uh... no offense phoenix)

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #625 on: April 29, 2009, 09:02:41 PM »
haha thanks brad and morf. i couldnt help it, brad set it up too perfectly


and parker that is hilarious!
" 'What do you care if he drains a few vegetables?' I asked. 'He's a vampire!' Chester snarled. 'Today vegetables....tomor row, the world!' " Bunnicula-a Rabbit Tale of Mystery




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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #626 on: April 29, 2009, 11:51:14 PM »
Thank you.



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Unnamed Guard #2: What?
Unnamed Guard #1:Do you ever wonder why we're here?
Unnamed Guard #2: That's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. Or are we the product of some author writing books about amazing creatures and adventures for the entertainment of millions of children?  I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Unnamed Guard #1: What? I mean why are we out here, at this abandoned storefront.
Unnamed Guard #2:  Oh... Uh… Yeah.
Unnamed Guard #1: What's all that stuff about God and an author?
Unnamed Guard #2: What? Uh... Nothing.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #627 on: April 30, 2009, 06:00:09 AM »
lol Parker ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #628 on: April 30, 2009, 01:16:38 PM »
That last one was inspired mostly by Red Vs. Blue, but i made it my own.





Jake: Cassie?
Cassie: Yeah?
Jake: Can you slow down, my crotch is starting to hurt
Cassie: What, big Jake can't take the pressure?
Jake: No, it's just without the saddle, riding your horse morph can start to hurt.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #629 on: May 05, 2009, 10:47:38 AM »
Jake: Cassie?
Cassie: Yeah?
Jake: Can you slow down, my crotch is starting to hurt
Cassie: What, big Jake can't take the pressure?
Jake: No, it's just without the saddle, riding your horse morph can start to hurt.

Nice one, I thought that was going in a totally different direction, but of course that's what makes it funny  ;D


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