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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #600 on: April 24, 2009, 01:46:05 PM »
Quote from: Dameg on April 24, 2009, 02:10:08 AM
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on April 22, 2009, 06:59:01 PM
Ax: <What up dawg?>
Jake: What?
Ax: <Yo mah nig, you got a cig? I am mad jonesing for a little of da sticky-icky!>
Jake: Um... Ax?
Ax: <Sup?>
Jake: I'm cancelling your BET.
Ax: <Don't be hatin'.>


lol difficult to understand ^^' He's really clearer in the books... :P

And many amazing jokes, everybody ^^


The fact that he can't be understood is why it fits this thread so well, it would never happen.




Visser 3: Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-
Controller: Sir?
Visser 3: What is it?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #601 on: April 24, 2009, 01:47:23 PM »
 :rofl:

Hahaha, omg that was amazing.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #602 on: April 24, 2009, 02:17:09 PM »
Esplin 9466: Hey bro?
Esplin 9466: yeah?
Esplin 9466: what's it like to morph?
Esplin 9466: Why are you asking me? you're the one with the andalite body.
Esplin 9466: I KNOW LOSER! AHAHAHahahahahahaha!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #603 on: April 24, 2009, 02:36:20 PM »
Haha.  That's awesome.  The last bit was funny.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #604 on: April 24, 2009, 04:04:16 PM »
I'm all about the fake out *quickly hides face behind object, ocassionaly peeking out* :lurk:


Marco: Tobias!.. Tobias!.. Tobi- *sees a hawk on a branch next to him* oh. hey
Tobias: <Wrong hawk Marco.> *Tobias flies in ans scares off the other hawk*
Marco: Sorry dude, it's just, you know.
Tobias: <uh-huh, you know what Marco you so speicist.>
Marco: *alarmingly surprised* Wha..? Me? how can you say that man, you know i got mad love for animals.
Tobias: <Right.>
Marco: What about you man?
Tobias: <What about me?>
*Marco's image flickers and warps*
Tobias: <The hell!?!>
*Marco's image changes to reveal Erek*
Erek: you couldn't tell I was Erek, just because I looked like Marco.
Tobias: <Aaauuugghhh, not fair!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #605 on: April 24, 2009, 08:00:07 PM »
LOL.  But would pacifist Erek even do that? :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #606 on: April 24, 2009, 08:03:46 PM »
It's just a slight prank. Nothing physically harmful, nor should it be emotionally harmful. This thread has become less about what people would never do, and about people saying funny things.

Hey, I wonder why KA never did any anti drug book. She could have Ax do something like eat mushrooms or whatever. It could be funny.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #607 on: April 24, 2009, 08:04:39 PM »
haha do u know how many parents would complain if ka did a book where ax did shrooms? ahaha oh man thatd be all bad
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #608 on: April 24, 2009, 08:52:44 PM »
It's funny BECAUSE they'd never do those things

that's the point, why would you want to post something that's depressing? No offense Chad, but that'd be really pointless.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #609 on: April 24, 2009, 09:58:16 PM »
No more pointless than some filler books she did. Having Ax go on a halucenegic trip could be amusing. Running around, seeing things that aren't there. Though I suppose if she really wanted to do that, she could have done it with The Sickness.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #610 on: April 25, 2009, 01:37:26 AM »
But how would that advance the war with the yeerks?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #611 on: April 25, 2009, 02:34:49 AM »
Amazing, Parker ;)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #612 on: April 25, 2009, 08:34:09 AM »
Oh, you want it to be plot significant?

Personally, I don't mind fillers. Though when later half of a series is crawling with them, it gets redundant.




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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #613 on: April 25, 2009, 11:16:58 AM »
Tom's yeerk: It's sort of odd how, every time my hosts brother goes out, one of our plans gets foiled. I should probably look into it.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #614 on: April 25, 2009, 12:47:33 PM »
haha nice. if toms yeerk had ever been that suspicious the series woulda been over so quick :P
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