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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #630 on: May 05, 2009, 04:00:01 PM »
HAha, good one



Cassie: Seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it
Marco: Hey Cassie!
Cassie: Hey Marco, seen it, seen it, seen it
Marco: Whatcha doin'?
Cassie: Looking for a new DVD to rent, but I've seen all of these.
Marco: Those are all from the same series. You know there are other shows.
Cassie: I know, but "When Animals Attack" is my favorite. Seen it, seen it, seen it...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #631 on: May 06, 2009, 06:15:25 PM »
Ahahaha.  Nice, Parker
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #632 on: May 06, 2009, 06:56:48 PM »
TV Announcer: Next time on America's Funiest Home videos, someone gets trapped as a very interesting nothlit. Wanna know what they morphed? Tune in next week.
Marco: Oh, oh, oh tape that!
Tobias: Marcos, even though I can morph to my regular body, I'm still a nothlit right?
Marco: Yeah, but-  I mean that guy- Well it's- Man! Fine... Sorry.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #633 on: May 07, 2009, 03:25:15 AM »
Quote from: JFalcon on May 05, 2009, 10:47:38 AM
Taxxon: Slurp!
Yeerk 1: Ekyer 563, nooooo!!!
Taxxon: Slurp!
Yeerk 1: Ryeek 635, nooooo!!! Where is this Taxxon's Yeerk?!
Yeerk 2: . . . you are his Yeerk.
Yeerk 1: Yeah . . . I know . . . I just . . . you try living in that thing's head . . . Sub-Visser 356, nooooo!!!

lol very funny ^^ terrible (and terribly true...) but very funny ;D can't stop laughing!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #634 on: May 07, 2009, 01:15:11 PM »
Jake: Cassie, I have to tell you something.
Cassie: What is it?
Jake: I think we should see other people.
Cassie: *eyes watering* Wha- Who- Why?
Jake: There's someone else.
Cassie: *wipes tear* Who?
Jake: Gwen Stacie.
Cassie: *puzzled* The girl from the Spider-Man comics?
Jake: Yeah.
Cassie: But, Jake, she's in a comic.
Jake: So, We're in a youth book series, why can't i move to the comics?
*Jake runs off of the page and onto the Ultimate Spider-Man comic laying next to the Animorph book*
Comic Narration: Meanwhile at the Daily Bugle
Jake: Gwen, will you go out with me this Saturday?
Gwen: Sure, pick me up at 8.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #635 on: May 07, 2009, 03:02:45 PM »
hahahah that was great Parker =D

Ax< I need an agent>
Marco " Why?"
Ax < well i had the most brilliant idea.. when i get back to teh home world I'm going to start a fast food place>
Marco " Mc Donalds in teh Andalite homewrld? "
Ax < no i'm going to attempt to make cinnamon bun flavored grass though some sort of bioengineering>
Marco " oook"
AX < so will you be my agent?>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #636 on: May 07, 2009, 03:43:06 PM »
*Ax while in his human morph is walking towards the forest*
Stranger: Hey kid, you want some candy?
Ax: Why yes, yes i would. You wouldn't happen to have any cinnabons would you?
Stranger: Yeah, yeah I would- er, do. I do.
Ax: Great! Let's get some.
Stranger: Oh I'll get some alright.
*Ax follows the stranger to his vehicle*
Stranger: Aww, I forgot, I left everything at my house. You wanna come with me?
Ax: oh that's alright. Maybe next time, I need to get home.
*The stranger grabs Ax's arm forcefully*
Stranger: Okay kid, I tried doing this the easy way, your coming with me unless you wanna get hurt.
Ax: I don't believe you know who you're dealing with. I believe you are the one who will be hurt if you do not desist.
*Ax begins to demorph into his regular self*
Stranger: What the hell?
Ax: <As I stated, desist... *Ax's tail reforms and he presses it against the man's throat* or you will get hurt.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #637 on: May 07, 2009, 06:01:41 PM »
haha shark and parker, nice!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #638 on: May 07, 2009, 07:00:24 PM »
Ax < wow i'm amazed by your technology>
Jake " is just a new phone"
Ax < well es but it comes with all those people behind you i have seen it on the television >
Jake "Oh that ... you know its just a commercial>
Ax < So its not real all those people are not going to be with you with this new phone >
Jake " sorry but no"
Ax < THAT is FALSE advertisement!!! sue them NAO >
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #639 on: May 07, 2009, 07:11:55 PM »
haha shark!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #640 on: May 07, 2009, 07:37:26 PM »
Ax <  :'( >
marco " wait you can use emotes in thought speak "
Ax < ;D >
Marco  " Man that is crazy ...its cheating  "
Ax < ^-^ >
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #641 on: May 08, 2009, 04:32:30 PM »
*Ax learns that chickens who get their heads cut off can still run around long afterwards*
Visser Three: You dare challenge me as a small ground bird? HAHAHAHA!
Ax: Fool. I have come across valuable information that these creatures can not be killed!
Visser Three: *cuts off head with tail blade*
Ax: I'm still here.
*Visser Three runs away, and Ax chases him.*
Visser three: Help me! He will destroy us all!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #642 on: May 08, 2009, 05:13:43 PM »
haha chad that is an awesome mental picture!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #643 on: May 09, 2009, 04:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on May 05, 2009, 04:00:01 PM
HAha, good one



Cassie: Seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it
Marco: Hey Cassie!
Cassie: Hey Marco, seen it, seen it, seen it
Marco: Whatcha doin'?
Cassie: Looking for a new DVD to rent, but I've seen all of these.
Marco: Those are all from the same series. You know there are other shows.
Cassie: I know, but "When Animals Attack" is my favorite. Seen it, seen it, seen it...

Cassie: ... Seen it, seen it, seen... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *faints*
Marco: CASSIE!! Cassie are you alright?!
Jake: *comes in and find Cassie in Marco's arms*
Marco: SHE FAINTED I PROMISE
Jake: But she can't have fainted for no reason...
Cassie: WHAT IS THIS "THE ANIMORPHS TV SHOW"?
Marco: WHAT!!
Jake: WHAT!!
Tobias: Maybe someone is just joking...
Marco: It's not me!
Jake: Then who is it

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Visser 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhaHAH AHAHAHAHAHA Just look at their faces HAHAHAHA You are funny, why haven't I get myself some non-controller-friends before
Rachel: HAhA Hey here comes Ax

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Ax: What is a Tvshow?
Marco: It's... trouble...
Jake: It seems like someone has found out about us Ax
Ax: What?!

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(Rachel and Visser 3 laughed until they faint)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #644 on: May 09, 2009, 04:39:34 PM »
That was excellent.
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