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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #585 on: April 22, 2009, 07:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on April 22, 2009, 06:59:01 PM
Ax: <What up dawg?>
Jake: What?
Ax: <Yo mah nig, you got a cig? I am mad jonesing for a little of da sticky-icky!>
Jake: Um... Ax?
Ax: <Sup?>
Jake: I'm cancelling your BET.
Ax: <Don't be hatin'.>


This made my day.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #586 on: April 22, 2009, 07:45:52 PM »
Haha, yeah.  Nice, Parker.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #587 on: April 22, 2009, 08:03:24 PM »
hahaha parker nice 1!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #588 on: April 22, 2009, 09:00:20 PM »
*sigh, wiping fingernails on chest, looks at them* It's a talent.

tee hee.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #589 on: April 22, 2009, 09:25:11 PM »
But if your are really a spartan, than your armor covers up your fingernails and you can't see them. 
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #590 on: April 22, 2009, 10:13:40 PM »
Do you think he wears the armor all the time?

Maybe he took it off when he decided to use his laptop in bed.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #591 on: April 22, 2009, 10:21:52 PM »
ahaha nice think
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #592 on: April 22, 2009, 10:39:51 PM »
Jake after The Weakness: No, I'm sure that was just a fluke. I'll bet if we went all polar bear more often, we'd get it down. You're a genius, Rachel.

Marco: I don't know why I never thought of this before! *walks around in morph shooting with an automatic weapon in each hand*

Ax: Visser Three, aren't you going to morph something two or three times our size?
Visser Three: No, I just want to tail fight.


Visser Three after watching the Ani TV show: I don't know what is worse. Jake morphing a tiger in the pool, scaring a few controllers, then demorphing. Or perhaps that I spend more time in Human form that Andalite.

Iniss 226: How about arm wrestling Aximilli when you're both in our Andalite forms?
Visser Three: Don't even get me started on that!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #593 on: April 23, 2009, 05:22:58 PM »
Aximili: <Visser 3 I am here for a challenge>
Visser 3: < So you have accepted the challenge HA>
Aximili: <I am familiar with Human video games Visser>
Visser 3: < ITS TIME FOR  DEE DEE AR!!!>
Aximili: <You are on!!!>


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #594 on: April 23, 2009, 05:32:25 PM »
Very nice.



Jake: Marco?
Marco: Yeah?
Jake: Why is there a crowd at the arcade? There's never more than 8 people at a time there, now it seems half of the mall is there.
Marco: oh, Ax finally got the whole balancing act on two feet down.
Jake: What the hell does that have to do with this crowd?
Marco: Well, he practiced by playing Dance, Dance Revolution.
Jake: :facepalm: You've got to be kidding me.
Marco: Nope, check it out
*Both Marco and Jake begin to move through the crowd, when they break through the front line they see the source of the crowd's attention*
Jake & Marco: RACHEL?!?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #595 on: April 23, 2009, 05:33:15 PM »
Haha.  I think the world would be a better place if all international issues were solved by video games.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #596 on: April 24, 2009, 01:02:45 AM »
Visser 3 in his quarters playing Ocarina of time in his  Nintendo 64 is at the end and defeats Ganondorf only to see him turn into Ganon

Visser 3 <HE IS MORPHING!!!!!  how come I can't do that!!!?>
random controller: Visser ...you ...can morph remember you have an Andalite host
Visser 3 < I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!>
Visser 1:   ::)  geezz i can't believe you are so outdated get a Wii or at least a game cube play Twilight princess
Visser 3:  <Princess? YES !!! I WANT TO BE A PRINCESS!!>
Visser 1:  youdo?
Visser 3: < I WANT MY HOOVES PAINTED PINK RIGHT AWAY!!>
random controller:  Yes Visser 3 right away
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #597 on: April 24, 2009, 01:11:39 AM »
hahaha shark thats awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #598 on: April 24, 2009, 02:10:08 AM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on April 22, 2009, 06:59:01 PM
Ax: <What up dawg?>
Jake: What?
Ax: <Yo mah nig, you got a cig? I am mad jonesing for a little of da sticky-icky!>
Jake: Um... Ax?
Ax: <Sup?>
Jake: I'm cancelling your BET.
Ax: <Don't be hatin'.>


lol difficult to understand ^^' He's really clearer in the books... :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #599 on: April 24, 2009, 11:28:16 AM »
Quote from: Shark Akhrrana on April 24, 2009, 01:02:45 AM
Visser 3 in his quarters playing Ocarina of time in his  Nintendo 64 is at the end and defeats Ganondorf only to see him turn into Ganon

Visser 3 <HE IS MORPHING!!!!!  how come I can't do that!!!?>
random controller: Visser ...you ...can morph remember you have an Andalite host
Visser 3 < I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!>
Visser 1:   ::)  geezz i can't believe you are so outdated get a Wii or at least a game cube play Twilight princess
Visser 3:  <Princess? YES !!! I WANT TO BE A PRINCESS!!>
Visser 1:  youdo?
Visser 3: < I WANT MY HOOVES PAINTED PINK RIGHT AWAY!!>
random controller:  Yes Visser 3 right away

PINK HOOVES!  Omg that would be amazing.
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