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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #570 on: April 21, 2009, 02:53:26 PM »
Hahaha.  Nice, Weathel and Stasiea
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #571 on: April 21, 2009, 03:35:50 PM »
Just because I'm in a geeky mood today . . .


Jake: All right people, we've trained for this, we practiced, I know we can--what the heck Rachel?
Rachel: What? I'm ready!
Jake: Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel: Bear form . . . duh?
Jake: Rachel we need you on DPS, bear form's only good for tanking.
Rachel: Bear form's good for everything!
Cassie: Come on you guys, we go through this every time, Ax and Tobias only have two hours.
Jake: Rachel just do the cat form, okay?
Rachel: You're the cat morpher Jake, not I.
Jake: I'm the Paladin, we don't shape shift!
Rachel: Look Jake, when I get Elephant form, that'll be for tanking, I've been a bear, they're totally DPS.
Jake: There is no elephant form!
Marco: Come on guys, if we can't take down Malygos how are we ever going to stop the Yeerks?
Jake: Why would you say that word online?
Marco: What, you think Blizzard is somehow monitoring everything we say and that they're somehow connected to Visser Three and the invasion?
Jake: Yeah . . . I guess that'd be pretty stupid. So anyway Rachel, about your role in this group . . . cat form!
--Meanwhile, in a monitoring center many miles away--
Blizzard Employee-Controller: (gets up from monitoring desk and grabs a phone) Hello? Visser Three? We got 'em sir. Yeah they're trying to run EoE.
Visser Three: <Heroic or non?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: Does it matter?
Visser Three: <Heoric or non-heroic!?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: Non.
Visser Three: <. . . do they have room in their group for me and Iniss 226?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: . . . yeah actually.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #572 on: April 21, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »
Haha.  Nice, JF
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #573 on: April 21, 2009, 04:25:24 PM »
Jake: Okay, so that's a +1 Vitality
Marco: Wait, +1?
Jake: Yeah.
Marco: You mean -1, remember my ability that switches as stat changes?
Jake: Augh! Au-augh! Not cool, i forgot about that
Marco: Yeah, what now 3!tch?
Rachel: What are you two playing?
Jake/Marco: Dungeons & Dragons
Rachel: Sweet! I'm the warrior princess, can this be cosplay? I'll get my outfit!
Marco: Dude? I'm in love.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #574 on: April 21, 2009, 06:17:17 PM »
Quote from: JFalcon on April 21, 2009, 03:35:50 PM
Just because I'm in a geeky mood today . . .


Jake: All right people, we've trained for this, we practiced, I know we can--what the heck Rachel?
Rachel: What? I'm ready!
Jake: Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel: Bear form . . . duh?
Jake: Rachel we need you on DPS, bear form's only good for tanking.
Rachel: Bear form's good for everything!
Cassie: Come on you guys, we go through this every time, Ax and Tobias only have two hours.
Jake: Rachel just do the cat form, okay?
Rachel: You're the cat morpher Jake, not I.
Jake: I'm the Paladin, we don't shape shift!
Rachel: Look Jake, when I get Elephant form, that'll be for tanking, I've been a bear, they're totally DPS.
Jake: There is no elephant form!
Marco: Come on guys, if we can't take down Malygos how are we ever going to stop the Yeerks?
Jake: Why would you say that word online?
Marco: What, you think Blizzard is somehow monitoring everything we say and that they're somehow connected to Visser Three and the invasion?
Jake: Yeah . . . I guess that'd be pretty stupid. So anyway Rachel, about your role in this group . . . cat form!
--Meanwhile, in a monitoring center many miles away--
Blizzard Employee-Controller: (gets up from monitoring desk and grabs a phone) Hello? Visser Three? We got 'em sir. Yeah they're trying to run EoE.
Visser Three: <Heroic or non?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: Does it matter?
Visser Three: <Heoric or non-heroic!?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: Non.
Visser Three: <. . . do they have room in their group for me and Iniss 226?>
Blizzard Employee-Controller: . . . yeah actually.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #575 on: April 21, 2009, 07:12:43 PM »
In the bank

Robber: Everybody stay cool, this is a robbery!!!!!
Ax: Thanks *takes the gun and tries to eat it* No it's not, it's to hard... *tries again*

*finally Ax gets tired and throw it away - the robbers just stare at him*



So what's so funny about that? There is a Swedish, cardamom and chinnamon, Christmas cookie, which have the same name as our word for "robbery" I can't write the name/word here as it has one of our extra letters in it, and I can't find any translation either.
As the Andalites are very smart, I think Ax can speak all human languages. And as Ax is... as Ax is Ax... it's not impossible that he wound mix things up...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #576 on: April 22, 2009, 03:38:29 AM »
Quote from: Mira on April 21, 2009, 07:12:43 PM
In the bank

Robber: Everybody stay cool, this is a robbery!!!!!
Ax: Thanks *takes the gun and tries to eat it* No it's not, it's to hard... *tries again*

*finally Ax gets tired and throw it away - the robbers just stare at him*



So what's so funny about that? There is a Swedish, cardamom and chinnamon, Christmas cookie, which have the same name as our word for "robbery" I can't write the name/word here as it has one of our extra letters in it, and I can't find any translation either.
As the Andalites are very smart, I think Ax can speak all human languages. And as Ax is... as Ax is Ax... it's not impossible that he wound mix things up...

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I suppose it was funnier in Swedish ^^' Nice try!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #577 on: April 22, 2009, 12:47:08 PM »
Guy, you are my hero.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #578 on: April 22, 2009, 04:12:04 PM »
Cool! This thread kicked up again!  Or have I been absent a really long time and it's always been like this?

Ax: What's this disgusting thing?!?!
Jake: It's a cinnabon.
Ax:  Gross!  Perfectly unacceptable!  Take it away!
Jake: I thought you would like it...
Ax:  NOOOOOOOOOO!  Get it out of here!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #579 on: April 22, 2009, 05:29:31 PM »
Quote from: Horsefan1023(Seal) on April 22, 2009, 04:12:04 PM
Cool! This thread kicked up again!  Or have I been absent a really long time and it's always been like this?

Ax: What's this disgusting thing?!?!
Jake: It's a cinnabon.
Ax:  Gross!  Perfectly unacceptable!  Take it away!
Jake: I thought you would like it...
Ax:  NOOOOOOOOOO!  Get it out of here!!!!!

Jake: But...but...it's a present!  I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Ax: No.  Obviously not.  I love Marco.
Marco: For sure.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #580 on: April 22, 2009, 06:59:01 PM »
Ax: <What up dawg?>
Jake: What?
Ax: <Yo mah nig, you got a cig? I am mad jonesing for a little of da sticky-icky!>
Jake: Um... Ax?
Ax: <Sup?>
Jake: I'm cancelling your BET.
Ax: <Don't be hatin'.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #581 on: April 22, 2009, 07:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Faerie Larka on April 22, 2009, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: Horsefan1023(Seal) on April 22, 2009, 04:12:04 PM
Cool! This thread kicked up again!  Or have I been absent a really long time and it's always been like this?

Ax: What's this disgusting thing?!?!
Jake: It's a cinnabon.
Ax:  Gross!  Perfectly unacceptable!  Take it away!
Jake: I thought you would like it...
Ax:  NOOOOOOOOOO!  Get it out of here!!!!!

Jake: But...but...it's a present!  I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Ax: No.  Obviously not.  I love Marco.
Marco: For sure.
Jake: What?  No, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*In a few days, Jake morphs Marco*
Jake: Hey Ax.
Ax: Hello Marco.
Jake: Do you love me?
Ax: Yes.
Jake: Cool.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #582 on: April 22, 2009, 07:17:44 PM »
Marco: Ellimist?
Ellimist: Yes?
Marco: Is Tupac really dead?
Ellimist: I am Tupac.
Marco: I knew it!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #583 on: April 22, 2009, 07:18:41 PM »
OMG

Everything makes sense now.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #584 on: April 22, 2009, 07:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on April 22, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
Marco: Ellimist?
Ellimist: Yes?
Marco: Is Tupac really dead?
Ellimist: I am Tupac.
Marco: I knew it!

continuation:

Marco: Wait, so who killed Biggie?
Ellimist: I did, that nigga got too big for me to control. I had to nip that in the bud right quick.
Marco: oooh, that's cold man. Not cool dude.
Ellimist: YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
Marco: nah man, *beats chest with a downward peace sign* we cool.
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