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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #555 on: April 11, 2009, 09:19:51 AM »
Quote from: Bjparker0385 on April 11, 2009, 07:12:00 AM
Anything I ca do to help.

Quote from: Dameg on April 11, 2009, 12:58:38 AM
(except that I don't understand why Ax talk about mushrooms)


while walking, Ax crushed and ate some 'shrooms. Had a bad trip, and cut off Jake's limbs.

Oh, ok ^^ thank you ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #556 on: April 11, 2009, 03:04:45 PM »
I was going to have Ax explain a little more, but a shorter punchline is better for the joke. It gives you leeway to stop and crack up.



Jake: Marco, you seem jumpy
Marco: I can't sleep man, there's an Evil Monkey in my closet!
Jake: uh K, maybe you're just feeling weird after aquiring the gorilla
*Jake walks away concerned for his Friend
*Marco looks after Jake helpless, turns his head to look at his bedroom window
*A strange orangatang sized monky looks angrily at marco, then points a shivering finger towards him*
Marco: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGG GGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #557 on: April 12, 2009, 07:50:21 PM »
lol Family Guy
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #558 on: April 13, 2009, 02:52:43 PM »
Lol.  Nice, Parker
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #559 on: April 19, 2009, 08:26:16 PM »
Melissa: You're never going to believe this. My father is controlled by an alien slug in his head. And Jake's brother too ...(reeling)... And the Sharing is a front for some invasion, everyone in the sharing is...
Rachel: Wait, how do you know...
Melissa: Because I've destroyed them...

Silence...

Marco: ...How did you do that?
Melissa: I just pulled out the electrical outlet to the Kandrona
*everyone faints*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #560 on: April 19, 2009, 08:28:46 PM »
Hahahahahaha.  That's awesome.

Jake: AX!  Why didn't you tell us the Kandrona could be unplugged?
Ax: I didn't believe it to be necessary knowledge.
Jake: IN WHAT WORLD WOULD THAT BE UNNECESSARY?!
Ax: In your world.  With your minutes.  And your hours.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #561 on: April 19, 2009, 08:55:00 PM »
haha farie and mira, awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #562 on: April 20, 2009, 04:52:20 AM »
Quote from: estrid on April 19, 2009, 08:55:00 PM
haha farie and dameg, awesome!
don't you mean faerie and mira?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #563 on: April 20, 2009, 05:45:38 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on April 20, 2009, 04:52:20 AM
Quote from: estrid on April 19, 2009, 08:55:00 PM
haha farie and dameg, awesome!
don't you mean faerie and mira?

erm, of course i do! it said mira the whole time!

hey look over there, its visser 3!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #564 on: April 20, 2009, 10:47:08 AM »
Visser 3: <Curse you, Mellissa, and your over simplified plans!> *dies*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #565 on: April 20, 2009, 06:20:15 PM »
Alloran: <Finally! I'm free! Get the word out, all we need are EMPs to shorten the power supply to the Kandrona!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #566 on: April 20, 2009, 06:49:27 PM »
Quote from: Faerie Larka on April 19, 2009, 08:28:46 PM
Hahahahahaha.  That's awesome.

Jake: AX!  Why didn't you tell us the Kandrona could be unplugged?
Ax: I didn't believe it to be necessary knowledge.
Jake: IN WHAT WORLD WOULD THAT BE UNNECESSARY?!
Ax: In your world.  With your minutes.  And your hours.

Long time ago

Ax, some of his andalite friends and one elimist-child is talking about some important things...

Ax: ELLIMIST!  Why didn't you tell us the Kandrona could be unplugged?
Ellimist: I didn't believe it to be necessary knowledge.
Ax: IN WHAT WORLD WOULD THAT BE UNNECESSARY?!
Ellimist: In your world.  With your minutes.  And your hours. *points at a flower* by the way isn't that a  "nub nomannihc" (Cinnamon bun backwards) *jumps at it and makes an earthquake when he/she tries to eat as an andalite*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #567 on: April 20, 2009, 06:51:12 PM »
Hahahahaha.  Nice, Mira.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #568 on: April 21, 2009, 09:56:20 AM »
Tom runs over to Ax after that Melissa did and give him a great hug.

Tom: You DID IT *kiss Ax*
Ax: Prince Jake, is that an human way of greeting?
Tom: *starts to understand things* prince WHAT?!
Jake: ... I thing I forgot... I have something I need to do now bye...


Cassie: Mom it's a monster in my closet, can I keep it!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #569 on: April 21, 2009, 11:30:35 AM »
On that topic:

Ax (singing):
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

Jake:

But in a totally manly way.

together:

Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

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