Okay, I admit, I had way too much fun with this, and probably used up like three months' worth of jokes. This is set during book 11, just after they've stolen the Bug Fighter.
*the Animorphs have just stolen a Bug Fighter that crash-landed in a grocery store. They intend to fly it to Washington and land it on the lawn at the White House*
Marco: Yeah! Nobody can deny the invasion then!
Jake (to himself): This... this ship... it's mine... the power... the speed...
Cassie: You okay, Jake? You're muttering to yourself.
Jake: That's Captain Jake to you!
Cassie: ...
Rachel: Hey, there are blinky lights over here on the big loopy-doodle. What's that mean?
Ax *looks over*: <Ah. That is the Blade Ship. It appears we have been found out!>
Jake: Onscreen!
Ax: <Yes, Prince Jake>
Jake: That's Captain Prince Jake!
Ax: <...>
*the viewscreen sputters for a few moments and dies*
Tobias: <What's wrong with that thing?>
Ax: <It looks as though it was damaged. This ship did crash-land, after all.>
Marco: Ax, increase power to the viewscreen.
Jake: Great idea! Marco, you're now my Number One!
Marco *fist pump*: Booyah!
Ax: <I... don't think that's how it works. See, it's a viewscreen. It's designed to work at a very specific voltage.>
Jake: Ax, don't talk down to me. I've seen Star Trek. I know how these space machines work. Increase power to the viewscreen!
Ax: <That will take some time. I'll probably have to rewire the ship in a potentially dangerous way, and it may take me a while, as I am not familiar with the inner workings of Bug Fighters. The Blade Ship may be upon us before I finish.>
Cassie *raises hand*: I'll deal with them! *picks up wall telephone and begins dialing*
Jake *nods at Cassie*: Thank you, Commander. Ax, increase power to the viewscreen or I'll have you thrown in the brig for insubordination!
Ax: <I can't... do you...? This ship doesn't even have a brig!>
Jake: I'm waitiiiiinnnngg.
Ax *sighs*: <Yes, Prince Jake>
Jake: That's Captain Prince Jake!
Ax: <...>
*Twenty minutes later*
Jake (to himself, singing): I'm the best captain everrrr! I got my ship up in the skyyyyyy! If someone wants to mess with me they're crazyyyyyy! Cause my ship shoots laser laserrrrs!
Cassie (on the phone): So then I was like 'no way!' and she was all 'uh huh!' and I was like 'oh em gee!' and she was like 'I know, right?' and I was like...
Visser 3: <Please, please stop talking...>
Marco (to Tobias): These books are so challenging...
Tobias: <Waldo's right there. Next page!>
Marco: I swear you're cheating somehow...
Ax *looking into a panel of wiring with Rachel*: <If I take the power coupling from the flux capacitor, the entire unreality matrix might shut down!>
Rachel: Unless you reverse the polarity of the matrix itself and reroute it through the randomname coupling!
Ax: <Of course! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, wait, that's right. Because none of that makes any sense!>
Rachel *reaches in and switches a couple of wires*: Done.
Ax *facepalms*: <I wash my hands of this whole incident.>
Rachel: Hey, Jake!
Jake: That's Super Captain Prince Jake!
Rachel: ...
Jake: We ready?
Rachel *nods*: On your command, ridiculous title Jake!
Jake: Good. Everyone, battlestations!
Cassie (on the phone): Oh, gotta go. I'll call you back, hon.
Visser 3: <I'd really rather you didn't.> *hangs up*
Jake: Alright, where were we?
Tobias: <Blade ship approaching, sir!>
Jake: That's Captain Sir, Lieutenant!
Tobias: <...>
Jake: General, onscreen!
Rachel: Aye, Mega Ultra Super Captain Prince Jake, Sir! *throws a gigantic switch on the wall*
*The viewscreen explodes in a shower of sparks*
Jake: Abort! Abort! Ensign, what happened?
Ax: <Really? I'm the ensign here?>
Jake: We don't have time to argue, private! Report!
Ax: <Jake, it's a viewscreen. A power surge is actually a bad thing for it.>
Jake: You're lying. Cassie, stall the blade ship again.
Cassie: Right! *begins dialing on phone*
Jake: Number One, escort Aximili to the brig!
Marco *points*: Over there.
Ax *steps to his left*: <
sigh...>
Jake: Major Birdman, I can't see what's going on because somebody broke my viewscreen. Keep a lookout!
Tobias: <Whatever.> *hops over to the window*
Jake: Lieutenant Mechanic Cousin Rachel, the viewscreen exploded. I suspect sabotage *glares at Ax* It appears as though there's something wrong with our power core! Increase power to the power core!
Rachel: Let's do it! *begins rummaging through the wires in the open panel*
Ax: *facepalms*
