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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1530 on: April 02, 2011, 10:58:32 AM »
     Jake: Nope. I stopped the Animorphs TV series from broadcasting on Nick

If it hadn't been Nick it would have been Fox Kids. You know it, I know it. :p

Besides, we have to give AniTv credit for one thing. It united us all in our hatred for the show and it made us love the books even more.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1531 on: April 03, 2011, 03:44:50 PM »
That and it made us modern generation realise how absolutely crappy graphics were twelve years ago.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1532 on: April 03, 2011, 05:04:59 PM »
just wanna say, as a lurker, this is my alltime favorite thread that I always check.  it's like Animorphs Robot Chicken.  just cudos to everyone who's ever posted here... I can never think of anything funny myself.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1533 on: April 03, 2011, 10:24:08 PM »
Jake: Why in the name of the Ellemist did you make a bunch of immature kids the sole fighters in an alien invasion.

Ellemist: <Two reasons. First one is that I was bored. Second is that I lost a bet with Crayak. If I had won humans would have been alerted to the invasion and given weapons that were so advanced that the pemalites couldn't have made them.>

Jake: WHAT! OK, OK, what was the bet.

Ellimist: He bet that Bill Clinton would win the election. I bet that he wouldn't.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1534 on: April 04, 2011, 03:26:33 AM »
Lol wow
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1535 on: April 04, 2011, 01:12:57 PM »
Visser3:<So what does this Tachyon Ray do?>
Scientist1: It shoots particles that travels faster than light.
Scientist2: They distort time and space. And we managed to tune the ray into a specific strength and frequency.
Scientist1: So if the ray hits the target for 13 seconds, it will be erased from the timeline.
Scientist2: So if we use this on the andalite bandits, it would be as if they never interrupted our plans.
Scientist1: The gun produces a protective time field around it. Only the ones in the field would remember the target ever existed.
Visser3: <Are you sure it works? I don't have to remind you about the anti-morphing-beam failure, do I?>
Scientist2: No sir. It will work. We're certain of it.
Visser3: <Let's capture one of them alive and test it then.>

*a few days later*

Visser3: <IT DOESN'T WORK YOU FOOLS!!!! NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!>
Scientist1: But... But... It's impossible....
Scientist2: But Look at the cage! It vanished! The ray is not malfunctioning!
Visser3: <BRING THE TAXXONS!!!!>
Scientists: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*meanwhile*
Cassie: <:huh: It worked on my cage. So how did I survive that? Whatever...>
*sneaks out of the room while Visser3 watches the scientists get eaten*

*meanwhile*
Crayak: IT WAS A ONE OUT OF SIX CHANCE TO PICK THAT TIME ANOMALY GIRL!!!!! YET THOSE FOOLS STILL PICKED HER!!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!?!?!
Ellimist: No.
*puts his lucky dice back in his pocket*
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« Reply #1536 on: April 04, 2011, 02:08:22 PM »
wow just wow lol.

Jake: Guys I have an-
All: NO!
Jake: What? What do you mean no?
Marco: Whenever you have an idea one of us almost dies.
Jake: You ALMOST die. Nobody has died yet. I think i have the lucky hero gene. Hey look a nickle.
*bends over and a dracon beam shoots right where his head was* Anybody drop a nickel?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1537 on: April 05, 2011, 11:15:46 AM »
*After Marco morphs into the Governor in Book 51*

Marco: I feel so... empty. Like something's missing.

*Glances at body*

Marco: Oh.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1538 on: April 05, 2011, 07:26:40 PM »
Tobias: Why is it that everywhere I go people call me "sparrow" even though I have never resembled a drunk pirate or some bird.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1539 on: April 06, 2011, 08:01:05 AM »
Everyone is gathered at the barn.
Jake: So Ax, you say you invented something useful?
Ax: <Yes prince Jake. Inspired by the Man in Black movie, I made the memory erasing device.>
*Ax shows them a small metallic tube that has a lot of buttons and dials on it*
*the current settings on it seems to read "30 years"*
Marco: That's so cool! How does it work?
Ax: <Well, if you press this button...>
*FLASH!!!*

*meanwhile*
Crayak:  :rofl2:
Ellimist:  :facepalm:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1540 on: April 06, 2011, 01:02:20 PM »
Crayak rofl and Ellimist facepalm I like ^^
Temporal Traveller Aquilai: "One small step back in time. One GIANT leap for mankind."
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

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« Reply #1541 on: April 06, 2011, 02:41:21 PM »
nice dude that was awesome.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1542 on: April 07, 2011, 04:01:42 PM »
     (During Rachel's mission in Melissa Chapman's basement)

     Chapman: Everything seems good down here, Visser.
     Visser Three: I'm sorry, Iniss...I wasn't paying attention. I was too busy looking at that kitty cat right behind you.
     Chapman: Oh...Perhaps an Andalite in morph?
     Visser Three: Perposterous, Iniss. Why would an Andalite need to morph a kitty cat. No, I was just wondering if I should buy a kitty cat for myself.
     Chapman: A kitty cat, sir? You mean, like a tiger? Or a lion?
     Visser Three: No...No...I was thinking of a tabby, or maybe a nice ginger kitty...Something nice and warm. Something to snuggle with between feedings.
     Chapman: Well...that's...er...nice.
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« Reply #1543 on: April 07, 2011, 08:56:24 PM »
LOL i can totally see visser 3 petting a kitty just like the evil dude from inspector gadget :XD:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1544 on: April 07, 2011, 09:01:36 PM »
     Tom: There they are Visser. The Animorphs are mobilizing. Shall we fire?
     Visser Three: Sorry? I wasn't paying attention. I saw the most beautiful spectacle just now.
     Chapman: Another cat, Visser?
     Visser Three: No...Look!

     (Visser Three points to a plastic bag blowing in the wind)

     Chapman: Um...sir...
     Visser Three: Beautiful, isn't it? It's like it's playing with my host's soul.
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