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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1515 on: March 29, 2011, 10:34:52 PM »
I see what you mean.

here's Jake's job application once he turns 16

First Name: Jake (maybe) Last Name: (cannot say for self protection

Describe yourself: I'm very dedicated and have alot of management experience. I'm willing to keep doing something until I succeed. I have killer instinct.

Hobbies: Basketball, video games, intelligent conversations with my friend Marco.

Special talents: Can hold breath for two hours, can make a half court shot, can fit inside small spaces, and has very persuasive abilities.

Previous Jobs: Household chores, cooking, guerrilla fighter, junior lifeguard.
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*Marco morphing Rachel for mission*

Marco: ARGH....girl....ins tincts......taking. ....over........

Jake: *scared* Marco are you OK!?

Marco: Better than OK! I'm going shopping then for some gymnastics!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1516 on: March 29, 2011, 11:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Zero_Messiah on March 29, 2011, 09:40:54 PM
[spoiler]<Ax, is everything okay over there?>
<Prince Jake, the was a short human male-controller here, but he is unconscious now.>
<Did you knock him out with your tail blade?>
<No, I merely leaped over him and smacked him with my reproductive organ, which seems to have swollen.>
<... Oookay.>[/spoiler]
At the least, put these in spoilers, and say that they're for mature readers. We have members well under 18 here, as young as thirteen even. Personally, I'd prefer you don't post these at all. That's just my opinion though...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1517 on: March 30, 2011, 12:24:09 AM »
Quote from: Zero_Messiah on March 29, 2011, 08:57:06 PM
Noted. Though I have to admit, swear words have been ingrained so deeply into society that they may as well be normal language. They crop up in the books, but are often never directly spelled out so as to be 'safe for kids'. You would think if people wanted to complain, they'd complain about the brutal scenes of death, violence, war and cruel decisions made rather than the kids cussing every now and then.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1518 on: March 30, 2011, 09:43:33 AM »
Cassie: I THIRST FOR BLOOD!
Rachel: Cassie, calm down.

Jake: Ax how do you do that morphing thing? When you aquired all four of us and fused the DNA together to make a new person?
Ax: <I could tell you Jake but then I'd have to kill you>
Jake: Really, you choose now to make a joke? Come on just tell me.
Ax:<Fine but I'm only thought speaking to you because your my prince.>
*after*
Jake: It's really that easy?
Ax:<Yes. Now that you know>*fwap*

Rachel: Forget the war. I'm turning to a higher power.
Tobias: What are you saying?
Rachel: Sorry Tobias but I'm going nun.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1519 on: March 30, 2011, 05:38:02 PM »
     (Tom sneaks into Jake's room, with a random Yeerk in hand. He walks over to Jake's bed and slowly places the Yeerk into Jake's ear as he sleeps)

     Tom: (Standing in front of Jake, Rachel, Marco and Ax. The Yeerks win the war) Well, that was easy. Why didn't I just do that in the first place?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1520 on: March 30, 2011, 08:28:54 PM »
Ax: What's up with airline food?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1521 on: March 30, 2011, 09:07:53 PM »
     Ax: Prince Jake, I have come across a book that I feel may help us in defeating the Yeerks.
     Jake: What is it called?
     Ax: A story that uses a metaphor for persistence, voyage and determination. I feel it can also be applied to war, in that respect.
     Jake: Alright, lets see it.

     (Ax hands him the Little Engine that Could)

     Jake: ...Seriously?
     Ax: (teary-eyed) They tell him he can't possibly pull all that weight...But he shows them!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1522 on: March 30, 2011, 09:45:37 PM »
Cassie hears the phone ring late one night: Hello?
Creepy voice: Whats your favorite scary movie?
Cassie: Not this one! *click*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1523 on: March 30, 2011, 10:26:49 PM »
Lol little engine that could.

Cassie: Team Jacob!
Rachel: Team Drake!
Marco: I actually just want to see either drake get the stake or jacob get the bullet, I don't care who.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1524 on: March 31, 2011, 08:46:49 AM »
Honestly, I don't get what the big deal is about the language (and I'm 16 O_o) but very well. I'll respect the rules.

Walter: Cassie, you're grounded for a month.
Cassie: No.
Walter: I'm sorry?
Cassie: I said no. You're not grounding me.
Walter: Now see here, young lady-
Cassie: SHUT UP! I DID NOT TURN INTO A STUPID PARASITE, GONE INTO A POOL OF PARASITES TO SAVE ANOTHER STUPID PARASITE BECAUSE THREE KIDS, A BIRD AND A GODFORSAKEN ALIEN GOT SICK AND I HAD TO END UP DOING BRAIN SURGERY ON THE ALIEN -JUST- SO YOU CAN GROUND ME.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1525 on: March 31, 2011, 09:12:28 AM »
lol wow

*Jake just left for vacation*

Man I hope Rachel doesn't do anything dangerous or stupid........MOM WE NEED TO GO BACK HOME!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1526 on: March 31, 2011, 07:18:18 PM »
Elfangor: Go into my ship. There's a blue cube. Get it and bring it to me.

Jake: Got it

*Jake walks into Elfangor's fighter. There, beside the morphing cube, is a tray with a steaming stack of pancakes, butter, and syrup. Jake looks back and forth between them for a few seconds before grabbing the tray and heading back outside*

Cassie: Are those pancakes?

Marco: Alriiiiigggghhhht. Pancaaaaaaakes.

Elfangor: That's not a blue cube at all.

Rachel: Dibs. Dibs on the first one.

Tobias: I'll just have some of yours, Rach. Gotta watch my girlish figure.

Elfangor: Hellooooooo? Dying alien over here.

Marco: *through a mouthful of pancakes* What? It's not like you can eat these without a mouth.

Elfangor: This is about the fate of your world! The fate of all worlds! That blue box can change your life forever!

Cassie: *pointing at the tray* Yeah, but... pancakes!

*The Blade Ship lands and Visser 3 steps out*

Visser 3: Finally! I will finish what I began all those... are those pancakes? *immediately morphs human*

Jake: Come on over! Plenty for everyone!

Elfangor: Does it even concern you kids a little bit that the creature that's hell-bent on destroying humanity can shape-shift?

Rachel: Hey, if you can do that too, you can have some pancakes!

Ax: *arrives, panting and dripping wet* Smelled pancakes. Got here as fast as I could.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1527 on: March 31, 2011, 07:26:01 PM »
LMAO!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1528 on: March 31, 2011, 08:28:36 PM »
     (After the Animorphs stop Visser Four from using the Time Matrix to alter the course for the future)

     Tobias: We could use it to stop the Holocaust!
     Cassie: It's not our place, Tobias.
     Marco: We can't just screw with...Hey, we're back at the barn...
     Rachel: What changed?
   
     (Ax runs over to a little boy)
     Ax: You, boy, what day is it today?
     Boy: What day? Groundhog dag, sir.
     Ax: We didn't miss it!
     Rachel: Actually...It's not even close to Groundhog day.
     Tobias: So what changed?
     Jake: I just stopped the greatest threat from ever coming into existence. You're very welcome.
     Ax: You killed the Yeerks?
     Jake: Nope.
     Marco: You stopped Visser Three from acquiring an Andalite host?
     Jake: Nope. I stopped the Animorphs TV series from broadcasting on Nick
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1529 on: March 31, 2011, 09:10:34 PM »
Cassie: animals don't kill people I KILL PEOPLE! AND IM PROUD OF IT!
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