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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1545 on: April 07, 2011, 09:29:42 PM »
Tom:*whispering to chapman* Is the visser on pot again?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1546 on: April 07, 2011, 09:35:00 PM »
     Speaking of drugs...

     Visser Three: Iniss...What's that?
     Chapman: Nothing.
     Visser Three: Is that Oatmeal?
     Chapman: No...uh...I'm just holding it for a friend.
     Visser Three: Which friend?
     Chapman: Temrash
     Visser Three: Temrash is dead
     Tom: Yea...How come nobody in the Empire has brought that up? I mean, the guy we were trying to infest just walks away, free, and Temrash mysteriously dissapears?
     Chapman: ...
     Visser Three: ...
     Tom: Just pass the Oatmeal.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1547 on: April 07, 2011, 10:54:12 PM »
Drode: Sir Crayak? Can I ask you a question I've been wondering about for a while?
Crayak: What is it?
Drode: Why did you let the Ellimist free two Hork-Bajirs before? And also letting him guide the bird-boy at that time and giving his morphing powers back?
Crayak: ...
Drode: Sir?
Crayak: ... HE DID WHAT?!?!?!? :mad: ELLIMIST COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!!!!!!!

*a million light years away*
Ellimist: Uh oh, he noticed....
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1548 on: April 07, 2011, 11:36:42 PM »
Visser 3: Okay these Andalite bandits have started to irk me some. I propose we set up a clever scheme aimed towards capturing them. Any ideas on how to do this?
Tom: Well I've had this idea floating around from my host awhile back. He tried to impress a girl named Cassie by watching the Discovery channel. Long story short he realised that we could just make tracking darts which would penetrate the sub-dermal layer so that during demorphing these tracking devices would still remain.
Visser 3: Why that's brilliant! So all we really need to do would be create a scenario whereby we give the Andalite bandits an easy target or bait and then discretely tag one of them with our highly advanced stolen technology and then follow them back to their hideout.
Tom: Precisely.
Visser 3: Make it so!
Few days later...
Tom: I don't understand what went wrong. All the tracking devices indicate the Andalites are spending a lot of time as humans. More than 2hours...
Visser 3: That's impossible!
Tom: I know right? You yourself told us that you can only stay in morph for 2hours.
Visser 3: Bring me a cat. I'm going to test this 2hour limit thing.
Tom: At once Visser 3!
A day later...
Erek: And once Visser 3 was stuck as a cat I decided to take over as Visser 3 using my hologram technology and free Earth from the Yeerks.
Jake: ...wow. Tom had a crush on Cassie?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1549 on: April 07, 2011, 11:39:04 PM »
About that after some brief discussion people have agreed that their rules state that you cannot directly interfere, but if you do the other is allowed to directly interfere themself. And he didn't really do anything for the hork bjair he only kind of whispered in its ear.

Jara Hamee: Ax I have made an astounding discovery! It turns out that everything both andalites AND humans know is wrong!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1550 on: April 08, 2011, 12:29:37 AM »
Quote from: estrid on April 07, 2011, 08:56:24 PM
LOL i can totally see visser 3 petting a kitty just like the evil dude from inspector gadget :XD:

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1551 on: April 08, 2011, 03:18:56 PM »
Ax: <Chalk........uh.... .....good> *starts grunting and scratching own butt.*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1552 on: April 10, 2011, 12:13:05 PM »
The ''Andalite Bandits'' just finished a successful mission, and are all at home snug in their beds...

*Visser 3 walking through the underground yeerk pool* : How come I gots no friends?
random yeerk: Well sir it might be due to you killing people everytime they do even the slightest thing you dont like...
Visser: ...well...i want a kitty cat so make it happen!
Random yeerk: Yes sir!

(later the yeerk returns with a brown and white spotted cat, but doesnt realize that the Visser is in a conversation with an old friend of his)

Visser: Oh i know! That was the worst! *claps hoof on floor as he laughs*
Random Yeerk: Sir here is the cat you wanted!
Visser: Uhm. I know not of what you are refferring to...
Random Yeerk: But sir you to told me t- *head rolling on the floor*
Vissers Friend: Oh my god! You are such a horrible person! Im through being your frie- *head rolls*
Visser: Well since he didnt say it, i still gots a friend *hugs hisself*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1553 on: April 10, 2011, 01:36:18 PM »
lol that was nice

Visse 3: I am renouncing the yeerk empire. I plan to morph the two humans called the Warner brothers. Their buisness seems to be the most powerfull on earth.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1554 on: April 10, 2011, 01:54:41 PM »
*Twitter*

Just ate Elfangor like a burger. Could have used more ketchup LOL
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1555 on: April 10, 2011, 02:17:04 PM »
*twitter*

Just got eaten. Visser three has the breath of a Blort ROFl!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1556 on: April 10, 2011, 03:16:57 PM »
Facebook (BTw, if someone could do a Facebook style graphic for this, that'd be sweet.)

On Marco's Facebook Page

Marco: Mom's Visser One. Just needed to get that off my chest.
         Cassie: It'll be okay hon.
         Jake: Yeah man, we're with you.

on Erik's Page ..."man those Leerans are fugly."
on Visser Three's page "I agree completely, they should repeal.."

Aximili/Phillip > Marco

Are we still planning to get Cinamon bunzz later?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1557 on: April 10, 2011, 07:06:56 PM »
     
     (Jake, morphed as a tiger leaps on to Visser Three; he goes in for the kill)

     Visser Three: I give.
     Jake: What?
     Visser Three: I just came over to say that we Yeerks surrender. We're going back to our planet.
     Jake: Oh...Well...It's been nice fighting you.
     Visser Three: Likewise, Prince Jake. You were a formidiable opponent.

     (Visser Three and the Yeerks leave their hosts and enter their ships. Their ships fly out of Earth's orbit. Humanity celebrates)

     Jake: We did it! We saved the Earth!

     (One year later)

     Rachel: Anyone bored?
     Everyone and Ax: Yup
     Jake: Hey, I have an idea!

     (The Animorphs invade a TV station and broadcast a message all over the world)

     Jake: People of Earth. It is I, Jake of the Animorphs.
     People of the World: WOOT WOOT!
     Jake: Thank you, thank you. We enjoyed risking our lives to save strangers. We've defeated the Yeerks. Earth has been freed.
     People of the World: WOOT WOOT
     Ax: But we have nothing better to do, so we're taking over your planet.
     People of Earth: WOOT...Wait...what?
     Jake: Yup. We've already killed the President of the US. We've given Rachel Russia, Marco gets half of Europe, Cassie gets the UK, Tobias gets the entire sky--
     Tobias: Which means Airplanes have gone the way of the DoDo bird.
     Jake: Sure...I get the remaining parts of the planet. Ax gets every fast food restaruant from here to the other side of the planet. Enjoy the new regime...

     (Meanwhile, on planet Yeerk)

     Visser Three: Hey, I got a message from Earth. They want us back ASAP.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1558 on: April 10, 2011, 08:13:17 PM »
ROFL! man that was good you gotta make a youtube video out of that. way better than some sneezing panda.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1559 on: April 10, 2011, 08:15:42 PM »
     A video, huh?

     I seem to be lacking in extra-terrestrial actors, so I don't know how that would work :P

     Thanks for the Karma, though. Much appreciated.
Post Merged: April 10, 2011, 08:23:39 PM
     A little story I'd like to call Bax to the Future

     Tobias: So, anyways, after Elfangor told me he was my father, I went ballistic. Long story short, we got sent back through time.
     George: Interesting story, Tobias. I especially like this idea about a seprate movement in the Empire. Not too keen on the kids changing into Animals thing, though.
     Tobias: Well...that's my ride. Maybe next time we meet, I'll tell you a story about how my friends an I went on this adventure to find the Lost City of Atlantis.
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