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Offline Blazing Angel

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1560 on: April 11, 2011, 10:32:04 PM »
*Visser three gets stopped by the airforce because his bladeship was swerving*

Pilot 1: Sir have you stuck yor hoof into any alchohol tonight?

Visser three: What *stumbles* uhg n n n no....

Pilot 2: then what is this? *holds up a bucket of half empty beer*

Visser three: Please uh....occifer....I sweeeaaaaaar to drunk, that im....no.... that im not..... what was I not....oh yeah.....I swear to drunk that Im not God!

*pilots rip off their helmets to reveal Jake and Marco*

Both: APRIL FOOL!

Visser three: He you guys really had me, have to get you back next year.........
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1561 on: April 11, 2011, 10:33:58 PM »
Semi reminds me of the Jetsons!
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"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1562 on: April 13, 2011, 05:28:58 PM »
Marco: Jake?
Jake: Yeah Marco?
Marco: do you ever wonder what it would be like fighting this war like 3000 years ago?
Jake: no

                             meanwhile in a convenient paradox

Leonidas: <FOR SPARTA!> *tsew* <At least I can die with honor!>
Warrior: <He does realise that all he did was climb a hill, yell a bit, then got shot, right?>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1563 on: April 13, 2011, 05:38:39 PM »
Technically not a paradox but still lolworthy ^^
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"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1564 on: April 13, 2011, 06:24:41 PM »
thank you thank you no applause just throw karma
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1565 on: April 13, 2011, 06:34:26 PM »
Actually I did that too  :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1566 on: April 13, 2011, 07:53:26 PM »
yeah but nobody else di T_T
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1567 on: April 14, 2011, 08:04:00 AM »
Karma doesn't mean all that much in the grandscheme of things bud.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1568 on: April 14, 2011, 09:41:45 AM »
yes but it makes me feel superior at both my reasoning skills and comedy levels.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1569 on: April 14, 2011, 10:53:14 AM »
Jake: "THIS. IS. CALIFORNIA!"
*kicks Visser Three out of the pool ship*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1570 on: April 14, 2011, 10:55:37 AM »
Cassie: Hey guys! I picked up a new morph when I was in Australia! Wanna see?
*a moment later, she's a platypus*
Marco: ...Why?
Cassie: I... don't really know...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1571 on: April 14, 2011, 12:00:28 PM »
*Jake and Cassie are alone*

Cassie: Jake wanna try something?
Jake: Sure what do you have in mind?
Cassie: Let's morph each other and make out!
Jake: Erm...not sure about that.
Cassie: Go on!
Jake: Well you've convinced me!

*few minutes later*

Jake (as Cassie): Okay I don't feel so good.
Cassie (as Jake): Why what's wrong?
Jake (demorphing): I..erm I gotta go.

*later on when there's a meeting with everyone*

Ax: <So the plan is to hack into the central database and - Prince Jake are you ok?>
Jake: BURP
*A 2nd Cassie appears on the floor*
Cassie: Oh...
Jake: Guys I can explain explain everything!
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"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1572 on: April 14, 2011, 12:31:45 PM »
That's eerie, but funny.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1573 on: April 14, 2011, 05:09:25 PM »
lol copy from the sickness but now that I think about it very wrong.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1574 on: April 14, 2011, 06:12:19 PM »
Actually, I'm pretty sure that was The Reaction with Jake having an allergic reaction to Cassie, hence the burping bit.
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