Ax: Alright, Prince Jake. I have decided to tell you about how the War began.
Jake: We know...The thing with Seerow.
Ax: (blushing...in an Andalite way) No...I lied. The war between the Yeerks and the Andalites really started after a local author released a document...The content of the series sparked debate between the two worlds, and essentially broke us up. The Yeerks, some Hork-Bajir, and all the Taxxons thought one way; all the Andalites--save two or three-- thought a different way. Because of these document, we've brought war upon th galaxy.
Jake: Well...That makes sense.
Marco: (nodding) Must have been a philosophical pamphlet, like the Prince.
Ax: Actually, it was a novel.
Jake: Oh...Like War and Peace?
Ax: No. A saga telling the story of mighty warriors pitted against the most monstrous of creatures.
Rachel: Sounds like my kind of book. What was it called?
Ax: Twilight, by a woman named Stephanie Meyer.
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Marco: Jake, your mamma is so fat, she sat on a Hork-Bajir and crushed it!
Jake: Your mother is so desperate to get rid of you that she voluntarily became the host to Visser One.
Marco: Your mother hates you so much, she's willing to be Tobias' guardian!
Tobias: Snaaaaaaaaap!
Jake: Your mother is so dumb, she makes Jara Hamee look like Ax
Marco: Your mother is so fat, she takes up most of Z-Space
Ax: (aside to Cassie) What is the point of this?
Cassie: It's an Earth thing, Ax. Two friends jokingly insult each other's mothers.
Ax: Ah...And their mothers no nothing about this?
Cassie: Probably not.
Ax: All humans engage in this kind of discussion?
Cassie: Not all...But some. Mostly people like Marco.
Ax: Ah. Well, if I am to pass off as a typical human male, I must educate myself in all forms of human conversation.
(Ax walks up to Jake and Marco)
Ax: Prince Jake, your mother figure's mass is so large, that it exceeds that of any creature found anywhere in the deep on the Hork-Bajir planet.