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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1575 on: April 14, 2011, 06:14:23 PM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1576 on: April 14, 2011, 06:42:33 PM »
Yes it was The Reaction. Rachel and the croc.
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"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1577 on: April 14, 2011, 06:55:32 PM »
OK..........

Rachel: You know I wonder what ever happned to that dude I scared with the crocodile.

Meanwhile in  some third wold country that considers a microwave to be black magic.

Dude: Ah im  finally overmy fear of crocodiles.
RAWR
Dude: ARGH *pees panties*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1578 on: April 14, 2011, 07:22:00 PM »
Well ok then...

Marco as a gorilla: <So lets get it goin!> *Jumps onto the blade ship but it suddenly takes off*

Jake:<Hang in there Marco!>

Marco:<Oh im hangin! Im hangin!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1579 on: April 14, 2011, 07:42:41 PM »
     Ax: Silly humans. What makes them think that advertising their products in films is going to make the individual go out and buy said product. Silly, backward, primitive humans. (chuckles, while drinking a pepsi)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1580 on: April 14, 2011, 10:01:25 PM »
I HATES PEPSI!  >:(
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1581 on: April 14, 2011, 10:41:26 PM »
Ax: Prince Jake, I have discovered a new Earth creature that would be of great use to us.
Jake: Really? Well, what is it?
Ax: I saw it while watching the regular programming in between These Messages. It seems to be a small yellow creature, with a crooked tail and distinctively red cheeks.
Cassie: ...That doesn't ring any bells...
Ax: The advantageous part was it's electrostatic abilities. It is also apparently able to easily coexist with humans, and...
Marco: Ax? ...
Ax: Yes, Marco?
Marco: Pikachu is fake....
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1582 on: April 14, 2011, 10:44:21 PM »
Ax: But....but...he's been on so many adventures with his friend Ash and learned so many life lessons........this is the little engine that could all over again.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1583 on: April 15, 2011, 02:50:11 PM »
*Ax later heads to his scoop*

Ax: <Computer, delete the last 649 entries listed in Biological Creatures.>
Computer: <Are you sure that is wise? The information may prove useful.>
Ax: <Very well; create a new folder, and shift the last 649 entries listed in Biological Creatures to it.>
Computer: <What will you name this folder?>
Ax: <Human propaganda.>
Computer: <You already have a folder named 'Human Propoganda'. Should I move the 649 entries there?>
Ax: <No. Name the folder 'Mythical Beasts', then.>
Computer: <There is also a file named 'Mythical Beasts'.>
Ax: <Uhm. Name it 'Human Fictional Works'.>
Computer: <Also taken.>

*Ax struggles a bit, then sighs*

Ax: <Computer, which folder is the entry listed 'The Little Engine That Could' placed under?>
Computer: <The folder is 'LIES, ALL LIES'.>
Ax: <Move it there.>

*Ax morphs to human and sits in a corner, crying*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1584 on: April 15, 2011, 05:07:56 PM »
Lol that was amazing.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1585 on: April 15, 2011, 08:17:06 PM »
     Jake: Ax...what is that thing? (points to an alien monster)
     Ax: You just assume that I know everything about every monster in the universe? You think I am just a barrel of knowledge that can be filled with unlimited information? What, I'm some sort of nerd who listens to whatever the teacher says during class? You assume I had no personal life on my homeworld? NO. You just look at the stupiud tentacled alien and say, "Durr...Ax, even though I am the one in charge of the group, can you please spoon feed me and tell me about what this alien is and what its weaknesses are?" That's what you do, Jake. You don't lead. You just listen to what the rest of us has to say and say "Sure, we've got nothing better to do." What a sad excuse for a prince. I'd take over myself, but, apparently, I'm too busy stuffing my non-existent mouth with cinnamon buns. That's what you think of me--as some mindless alien who just spews information out whenever it convienences you. Do you ever say, "Gee, Ax, what did you do today? Are you well?" Nope. Just, "Ax-man, what is that thing!?" Do I ask you about every flower we pass by? Or every drop of rain from the sky? Do I ask about every single earth creature I see? No! I get a freaking book, or search the internet and get the information I need from there!
     Jake:...
     Marco: ...
     Rachel: ...
     Tobias: ...
     Cassie: ...
     Jake: Alright...I guess we'll figure out for ourselves...

     (A gruesome battle occurs. Jake and Ax are the only ones left standing)

     Jake: We lost them all! Marco...Rachel...To bias...Cassie...All ...
     Ax: Probably not the best time to tell you that the creature is weak against water.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1586 on: April 15, 2011, 08:22:02 PM »
Lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1587 on: April 15, 2011, 08:30:34 PM »
     Jake: Tobias? Get some air. We need you in the sky.
     Tobias: No.
     Jake: What?
     Tobias: No. I'm not your yes-man, Jake.
     Jake: I didn't mean...
     Tobias: Do you ever even ask my opinion on things? Nope. You just assume I'll go along with it and--
     TSEEEEW!
     Jake: (Dracon beam pointed at where Tobias was perched) Nope. I am sooooo not going to have that conversation again.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1588 on: April 15, 2011, 09:00:57 PM »
Leadership is such a pain huh?  :XD:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1589 on: April 15, 2011, 11:35:18 PM »
I actually the helmacrons look on leadership is basically what Im scared of. All helmacron leaders are dead because of the possibility of making a mistake. I would never be a leader because if something goes wrong its my fault.
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