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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1365 on: December 21, 2010, 01:09:48 PM »
     That made me laugh!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1366 on: December 22, 2010, 10:40:16 AM »
lol Nice ones, both of you ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1367 on: December 25, 2010, 09:44:46 PM »
     Rachel: Mom, do you mind if I have a guest over for dinner tonight?
     Mom: A boy?
     Rachel: Yes, Mother. A boy
     Mom: What's his name?
     Rachel: Tobias.
     Mom: Where does he live?
     Rachel: In a tree.
     Mom: A tree? What kind of tree? Where's this tree?
     Rachel: A maple tree in the meadow. So can he come over or not?
     Mom: Is he a bird?
     Rachel: He's a red-tailed hawk.
     Mom: You know how I feel about red-tails Rachel; they're a diamond dozen. Why can't you just go for a nice Golden Eagle?
     Rachel: MOM! Stop badgering me about the birds I date!
     Mom: No. I forbid you from seeing this bird!
     Jordan: Mom, can I have a friend for dinner?
     Mom: Is it a boy?
     Jordan: Not anymore. He's a rat.
     Mom: That's it! No inter-species relationships for either of you!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1368 on: December 25, 2010, 10:15:39 PM »
Very funny!

But... I think the phrase is 'a dime a dozen'.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1369 on: December 27, 2010, 02:52:46 AM »
Quote from: cams on December 21, 2010, 01:03:06 PM
Tobias:<That's a good idea, making a controller attack the Visser. But there is a problem with that.>
Jake: What?
Cassie: Inception isn't possible.
Ax: <But if we could extract information...>
Marco: Look Ax, I plant this in your mind "Don't think about the cinnamon buns" what would you think?
Ax: <THE BUNS!!!!>
Jake: No, inception is possible. I've done it before.
Rachel: On who?
Jake: On... on Ax.
Ax: <You did?>
Jake: *sighs* That's why he's calling me Prince all the time. I didn't know how powerful a simple idea could be.
*Many weeks later*(Planning the inception)
Jake: Great! Perfect! I told you that Marco shouldn't be left alone driving at the city dream. Now we're all stuck in Limbo!
Marco: Sorry.

Post Merged: December 29, 2010, 12:02:37 PM
*Marco writes something on the computer and prints it*
*knock knock*
Chapman: Come in... Hello Marco.
Marco: Hi. My mom wants me to send this letter to you.
Chapman: ...
Marco: Are you ok?
Chapman: Um... Yes I'm... fine. Leave it here and go.
*After Marco leaves*
Tell the Visser and all his Yeerks to leave earth right now.
Chapman:  :o
*Later that day.*
Jake: I... can't... believe... it... It actually worked...
Marco: From now on treat me as a hero everyone. We promised. ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1370 on: December 29, 2010, 12:35:04 PM »
     Forlay: Aximili, wake up. You will be late for the Academy.
     Aximili: Five more minutes, mother unit.
     Forlay: I said wake up, Aximili.
     Aximili: You said, 'Aximili, wake up.' You did not say 'Wake up, Aximili."
     Forlay: What is the difference?
     Aximili: You should not end sentences with prepositions.
     Forlay: Just get down stairs and eat your breakfast.
     (Ax walks out of the scoop to eat some grass. He walks back into the scoop to say goodbye to his mother)
     Forlay: Be sure to pay attention this time. You never know when you'll need to use what you learn in school for combat.
     Aximili: As if Sario Rips will ever come in handy.
     Forlay: Aximili, I told you to use your indoor thought speech!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1371 on: January 04, 2011, 09:09:55 PM »
I have just read through 92 pages of this epicness. No regrets, haha.

[spoiler]Rachel: Who are you to play games with us? Who are you? What are you?
Ellimist: *shows her his life*
Rachel: Oh...well, answer this, Ellimist.  You're clairvoyant, right? Like, you can see the past, present, and future all at the same time?
Ellimist: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: ...can you tell me how Lost ends?
Ellimist: Rachel... there are some questions that even I can't answer.
Rachel: Yeah, okay then. Okay then. [/spoiler]

Well...it may not be the funniest, but the person who knows where this quote originally came from is awesome =D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1372 on: January 04, 2011, 09:16:40 PM »
     That's hilarious.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1373 on: January 04, 2011, 10:18:12 PM »
I don't get it.  :huh:
What's wrong with the ending of Lost?
And isn't that show already over?
(I didn't watch that show. Just know that it has something to do with an island that could bend space-time.)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1374 on: January 05, 2011, 12:28:02 PM »
     Jake: Ram the bladeship...
     (Ellimist and Crayak watch as the Animorphs ram the Blade Ship)
     Ellimist: Well...looks like that series is over with.
     Crayak: It seems so.
     Ellimist: So what do we watch now?
     Crayak: Price is right?
     Ellimist: Na. Wheel of Fortune?
     Crayak: We can watch Smallville.
     Ellist: LOOK! Jersey Shore is on!
     Ellimist and Crayak scream like little girls!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1375 on: January 05, 2011, 01:51:38 PM »
Jersey Shore?? Really?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1376 on: January 05, 2011, 09:45:34 PM »
     Did you not find it humorous?

     Oh man, I'm turning into Ax.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1377 on: January 06, 2011, 04:43:43 AM »
well there is one way to know for sure, do you play with mouth sundzuh and eat any and every cinnabon bun you come across?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1378 on: January 06, 2011, 01:25:36 PM »
Quote from: t0bias on January 06, 2011, 04:43:43 AM
well there is one way to know for sure, do you play with mouth sundzuh and eat any and every cinnabon bun you come across?

Well, yes, but that's because I'm generally wierd.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1379 on: January 06, 2011, 07:45:14 PM »
     Only when I'm ordering cinnamon buns.
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