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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1035 on: December 05, 2009, 08:00:31 AM »
I suppose you mean Erek ^^'
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1036 on: December 06, 2009, 05:47:41 AM »
Aximili: *watching The Ring with Marco* < Marco i didn't understand the meaning of this>
Marco: "AH well you see ... hehe.. this is based on a true story. just make sure you don't watch the ending after the credits OK"
Aximili: ...<ok?.. but you know i'm curious and it might explain the meaning of the movie> *watches video at end of movie*
Marco: "NOOO AX WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOOOO I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEE IT!!!!!"
Aximili: ... < I thought it was one of your jokes>
At that very second Jake calls Marco like they had planned out
Aximili: * turns pale* < AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH IT'S REAL> * kicks teh TV with his hind hooves* < THERE she will never get us Marco!!>
Marco: "Thanks I think that will keep her away" *calls Jake* "Mission to destroy Ax's TV has been accomplished"
Jake: EXCELLENT!!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1037 on: December 06, 2009, 11:27:16 AM »
lol very funny ^^ and perfect timing: I read the manga of Ring few days ago :p
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1038 on: December 06, 2009, 02:08:11 PM »
Lol.  Good one, Sharky.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1039 on: December 07, 2009, 05:38:11 PM »
Oh, man, I am so glad there's still a community of Animorphs geeks out there. I had all but forgotten this series and how powerful it actually was. I bought every single book as they came out, in spite of the fact that I felt I was starting to outgrow them towards the end, and that I hated some of the books (Alternamorphs). I've started rereading the ebooks now (I still have all the real books at home, but ebooks are just easier at work  ;D). I'm amazed at how much more I'm getting out of the books now than I did back in the day, but I'm also remembering so much. Seriously, no other series has ever had the kind of hold on me that Animorphs used to. I could never get enough. I'm starting to feel that again. I think RAF is my new best friend.

Anyway, I'm rambling. I was watching a movie last night after reading through this thread (yes, all of it) and for some weird raisin my brain came up with this scenario:


*the Animorphs are in the barn, ready for a meeting. They are waiting for Marco to arrive*

Tobias: <Where's Marco at anyway?>

Rachel: *bitterly* "I heard he got a girlfriend. They're probably making out or something. It's not like I care that he found someone he was more attracted to than he is to me..."

*Everyone stares at her. Rachel just shrugs*

*Marco walks in, followed by Neville Flynn (that's Samuel L. Jackson's character in Snakes on a Plane)*

Marco: "And this is the barn. This is where we meet to talk about all our suicidal plans against the Yeerks."

Jake: "Marco... what... who is this?"

Marco: "Oh, hey guys. This is Agent Flynn. I know we have a strict security policy and all, and I know anyone could be a controller, but man, you should hear some of the things this guy says."

Ax: <'sup>

*Cassie raises an eyebrow at Ax*

Ax: <What? We cool> *high fives Agent Flynn*

Neville: "Do as I say, and you live"

Jake: "Whoa, whoa. No, dude. This is my team. I'm in charge. We do as I say around here, got that?"

Marco: *laughing* "See? This guy says the darndest things!"

Ax: *shaking Agent Flynn's hand* <Welcome to my 'hood, Prince Agent Flynn>

*Rachel has backed into another room of the barn*

Tobias: *mockingly* <Where you going, Rach? Scared of black people?>

*Rachel glares at him, then nods sheepishly and backs farther into the shadows. Cassie stares after her*

Cassie: "Rachel? Tobias? Umm..."

Neville: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing Yeerks on this mother****ing planet!"

*Marco cracks up*

Cassie: "At least we agree on the things that matter. Let's burn some slugs!"

Tobias: <Yes! I'm so glad you and I are on the same page, Cassie!>

*Tobias, Cassie, Ax and Marco crowd around Agent Flynn asking questions and talking excitedly*

Jake: "Guys! Guys? Someone? Hello? I'm still here! Mission to plan and all. Guys? Hey, Ax! Ax, call me prince. Please?" *leaves the barn sadly as the rest of the Animorphs ignore him*

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1040 on: December 07, 2009, 05:55:25 PM »
Aw, poor Jake.

Neville: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing Yeerks on this mother****ing planet!"

This made me LOL.  +1

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1041 on: December 07, 2009, 06:16:43 PM »
That was epic awesome

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1042 on: December 07, 2009, 06:49:03 PM »
Visser Three - "Jake never told you what happened to your brother."
Ax - "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
Visser Three - "No. I am your brother."
Ax - "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1043 on: December 08, 2009, 10:42:15 AM »
Rachel: "Go Go Gadget Grizzly Bear!"

Actually, I guess I could see her saying that, but it'd still be hilarious.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1044 on: December 08, 2009, 06:52:15 PM »
Aluminator, you're awesome.  Welcome to the site :D

Sub Vis, nice work.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1045 on: December 08, 2009, 07:03:00 PM »
Hahaha, that was awesome Aluminator!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1046 on: December 09, 2009, 02:20:10 AM »
Aximili: < GAH ITS NOT WORKING FOR ME!!!>
Tobias: <I told you it was not a good idea to buy it but did you listen ... NOOO>
Aximili: < But i wanted to do Karaoke so badly>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1047 on: December 09, 2009, 11:25:51 AM »
Thanks for the welcome, guys  :)

Shark, that just made me picture all the Animorphs trying to form a rock band. I totally see Ax on vocals, with Marco's gorilla on drums. Tobias could play keyboard, Rachel's grizzly would be bass, Cassie's wolf would be awesome trying to play a saxophone, and I think Jake's tiger could totally shred lead guitar (pun intended).

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for; make some noise for Aximili and the Battlemorphettes! Please ignore the fact that Ax's mic is useless...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1048 on: December 09, 2009, 01:12:50 PM »
Yeah, you could save a fortune on amps, monitors and microphones!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1049 on: December 09, 2009, 01:41:23 PM »
all of these are hilarious
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