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Offline Shark Akhrrana

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1005 on: November 11, 2009, 11:45:28 PM »
Epic battle is taking place on Yeerk pool.
there are controllers of any kind being defeated left and right. And right when they think they are about to win
Visser 3 Shows up. The Animorphs are tired and are not sure if they will be able to defeat him if he morphs some crazy monster thing. Plus they only have 12% of their minutes left .

Visser 3: <You are to late I will destroy every one of you ...hmm only a small group of you left is that all you have.>
Aximili : < You cannot defeat us for we have defeated your army of controllers>
Visser 3: <Yes that may be true but  you are tired and cannot hold up a fight much longer.>
Aximili: < Well I have only one thing to say to that>
Visser 3: < And what might that be?>
Aximili: *leaps and poses in front of Visser 3 and starts dancing to music in his head*
Visser 3:  >:(
Aximili : *continues dancing* <We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I>
Marco: .....NO NO NO NO NO
Visser 3: *confused*
Marco: EVERYONE RUN BEFORE HE FIGURES IT OUT.  AX you are insane
Aximili: *backs away from Visser 3 doing the moonwalk while still singing "Never gonna give you up"  to Visser 3 when he is done and everyone but him is gone he stomps the ground with a hoof. < Visser 3! you have just been Rick Rolled>
Visser 3: ....
Aximili: *Runs away*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1006 on: November 11, 2009, 11:48:52 PM »
HAHAHA rick rolling the visser. nice
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1007 on: November 12, 2009, 01:32:02 PM »
Oh my god, that was hilarious! +1
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1008 on: November 12, 2009, 06:10:02 PM »
me and Zombs came up with this one in class... it's set near the end of the series when the Yeerks are given the choice to morph into snakes:

Yeerk as a Snail: I HAS A HOUSE!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1009 on: November 12, 2009, 06:17:22 PM »
Hahaha, Nice.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1010 on: November 12, 2009, 08:45:39 PM »
Quote from: Damien Steele on November 11, 2009, 11:50:52 AM
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable

Rachel: Do you want to bet on it? *walks in with a big hammer and destroys the stereo equipment*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1011 on: November 12, 2009, 09:01:49 PM »
Quote from: Mira on November 12, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: Damien Steele on November 11, 2009, 11:50:52 AM
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable

Rachel: Do you want to bet on it? *walks in with a big hammer and destroys the stereo equipment*

*Ax's cell phone ringtone plays Brick House*
Ax: *still dancing* See?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1012 on: November 13, 2009, 12:32:41 AM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on November 12, 2009, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Mira on November 12, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: Damien Steele on November 11, 2009, 11:50:52 AM
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable

Rachel: Do you want to bet on it? *walks in with a big hammer and destroys the stereo equipment*

*Ax's cell phone ringtone plays Brick House*
Ax: *still dancing* See?

*Tom walks in and Dracons the phone*
Tom: Now it's over.
Jake: *in stunned and terrified shock* Tom knows... It is over... *faints*
Tom: Not the resistance you idiot, the music! *turns to Rachel* As long as you keep this freak from dancing ever again, we can definitely work out a deal to end the invasion...
*Ax presses a button on a remote* *Let it Rock starts blaring from unseen speakers* *Ax nods, his hands in the air*
Ax: *mockingly pointing at Tom* And I wish I could BEEEEE As cooool as YOU!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1013 on: November 13, 2009, 12:43:34 AM »
Hahaha, nice one. Tom, secretly part of the resistance. Nice!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1014 on: November 13, 2009, 01:45:57 AM »
haha thats awesome. speaking of the end:

visser 3: you know what? this war has lasted WAY too long. i give up. Jake, you win. I just ask for one thing. can i please not go to jail? and can I stay inside this andalite host as a reward for giving up on my own free will?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1015 on: November 13, 2009, 01:58:09 AM »
Ax: I've got it! I've got it! We'll make a big treehouse, and all of us will paint a giant sign, and it will say, ' G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy yeerkS!' It'll be our own secret club, and we'll have a secret handshake, and secret codes, and a whole bunch of cool stuff!"
Cassie: Ax, that's already been done... Why can't you ever come up with an original idea?? What the heck is wrong with you, man?? We gotta use some heavy artillery, man!
Rachel: *giggle* Oh, I don't want any sliminess on me! Tee-hee!
Jake: Oh, gee, Ax... I don't know... It really thoundth too violent to me... thumbody could get huwt...  :'(
Marco: One thing's for sure, none of you are being serious about this... *sigh* Looks like I'm going to have to take on all the Yeerks singlehandedly... Wish me luck...
Tobias: Good luck.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1016 on: November 13, 2009, 02:17:55 AM »
Ax (after having watched Rain Man): <I enjoyed that movie.  But there was a part that I did not understand.>
Marco: What's that?
Ax: <Is this 'counting cards' considered to be a difficult task to humans?>
Marco: *looks at Ax like he's made of gold*
Jake: WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!  8)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1017 on: November 13, 2009, 09:04:28 AM »
Quote from: Hunter on November 12, 2009, 06:10:02 PM
me and Zombs came up with this one in class... it's set near the end of the series when the Yeerks are given the choice to morph into snakes:

Yeerk as a Snail: I HAS A HOUSE!

That's the Taxxon who had this choice ^^'


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1018 on: November 13, 2009, 12:40:58 PM »
Quote from: adeon222 on November 13, 2009, 01:58:09 AM
Ax: I've got it! I've got it! We'll make a big treehouse, and all of us will paint a giant sign, and it will say, ' G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy yeerkS!'

Calvin and Hobbes FTW!!! +1

Dino, that was awesome.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1019 on: November 13, 2009, 03:24:02 PM »
Quote from: adeon222 on November 13, 2009, 12:32:41 AM
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on November 12, 2009, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Mira on November 12, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: Damien Steele on November 11, 2009, 11:50:52 AM
Marco: Ax?
*ax dancing disco*
Ax: Yes???
Marco:...Please god just stop dancing....
Ax: But...but...the funk is not stoppable

Rachel: Do you want to bet on it? *walks in with a big hammer and destroys the stereo equipment*

*Ax's cell phone ringtone plays Brick House*
Ax: *still dancing* See?

*Tom walks in and Dracons the phone*
Tom: Now it's over.
Jake: *in stunned and terrified shock* Tom knows... It is over... *faints*
Tom: Not the resistance you idiot, the music! *turns to Rachel* As long as you keep this freak from dancing ever again, we can definitely work out a deal to end the invasion...
*Ax presses a button on a remote* *Let it Rock starts blaring from unseen speakers* *Ax nods, his hands in the air*
Ax: *mockingly pointing at Tom* And I wish I could BEEEEE As cooool as YOU!

*Tom runs in fright*: AHHHHH
*marco stands there laughing: Wow your all idiots!
*Jake walks in: Why is tom runni....*he stops as he spots Visser 3 out the window...who slowly morphs to Michael Jackson and does the dances from Thriller*
*jake leaves*Rachel: Oh...my...gawd...
*Jake walks back in with a 12 gauge shotgun*: I CANT TAKE IT!!! *shoots ax then visser 3 4 times each* THERE!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!! *ax's ghost comes in and does the moon walk around Jake continously*
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