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Offline Chad32

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2008, 03:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Truth on August 18, 2008, 03:06:37 PM
Isn't anyone else disturbed by the fact that Ax is using Rachel's 13 year old body to pimp himself out? Where did all of Cassie's morals fly off to? Did they fall on deaf ears, or is Ax just above that?  :-\
Ax isn't really moral like that. To him, it's just doing something pleasurable that had no obvious downsides. He can't get any STDs, or get pregnant, or anything like that.

Now, there is the problem that he can't trust stangers to be gentle and kind. He may find that out, though. Which may lead to him finding someone who can offer some protection. That's why I keep thinking he might get a pimp or something.

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2008, 04:27:39 PM »
I can't help finding this concept humourous:
Say that fellow and his 'buddies' decide to get a bit too rough with Ax...

Think how EASY it would be for Ax to just demorph and...

well, they wouldn't be giving ANY females trouble in the future. >:D


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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2008, 09:58:49 PM »
I'm kinda feeling the same way as Truth here, I mean.. thats Rachel's 13 yr old body..

and I'm not really liking where this fic is going..
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2008, 11:10:59 PM »
I'm not sure how this is going to come out so I'll apologize upfront just in case it comes out wrong, but I think that those of you who say "I don't like where this is going" and "this just seems plain wrong" need to stop taking this fic so seriously.  It's not supposed to be taken so seriously.  It's meant to provide humor in the way that Ax is completely oblivious to what he's doing and also the way that he describes his new experiences.  The main focus shouldn't be on what he's doing wrong, but the way he thinks he's doing it right.

I'm not angry or frustrated or disappointed or anything else like that even though it might come out that way.  If you truly want to take everything seriously then by all means go ahead.  I'm just trying to say that it's not intended to be taken seriously and if you change the way you read it then I think it'll be more enjoyable.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2008, 05:32:51 PM »
Imagine if someone tried to explain certain curses to Ax:

"Well, go mate yourself, you unattractive professional mater! Oscillate YOU!!"
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #80 on: August 19, 2008, 09:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Estelore on August 19, 2008, 05:32:51 PM
Imagine if someone tried to explain certain curses to Ax:

"Well, go mate yourself, you unattractive professional mater! Oscillate YOU!!"
 ;D


I don't know why I found that so funny, but I did.  :-)
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #81 on: August 19, 2008, 11:14:24 PM »
he knows some yeerk curses
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2008, 09:53:01 PM »
Alright, new chapter is up.  Again it's kind of a setup chapter so there's not a whole lot going on, but for continuity and believability it needs to be written.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #83 on: August 21, 2008, 11:17:46 PM »
I just realized that usually I absolutely hate Marco/Ax fic, but I don't mind it in this case.  I guess cause it's so cracky.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #84 on: August 23, 2008, 09:38:05 AM »
yeah idk why theyre paired together alot just because theyre the two without a boyfriend or girlfriend in the group

waiting for the next chapter though :]
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #85 on: August 23, 2008, 09:38:39 PM »
Wouldn't Andalites mate anyway and thus have their own version? I can't believe he would go that nuts. And I can't believe I am talking about the mating habits of Andalites.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2008, 01:33:09 AM »
Quote from: Starsword on August 23, 2008, 09:38:39 PM
Wouldn't Andalites mate anyway and thus have their own version? I can't believe he would go that nuts. And I can't believe I am talking about the mating habits of Andalites.

Lol yea, they probably would, but I suppose it'd be way different, and only done for breeding purposes
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2008, 01:44:43 AM »
Next chapter please
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2008, 08:36:25 AM »
Quote from: Starsword on August 23, 2008, 09:38:39 PM
Wouldn't Andalites mate anyway and thus have their own version? I can't believe he would go that nuts. And I can't believe I am talking about the mating habits of Andalites.

Probably, but that doesn't mean that he knows a lot about it.  If it's just for reproductive purposes then he probably doesn't know the details or even some of the important things about it since he's basically a kid.


And the next chapter is coming, eventually.  The past few days I've been busy moving into my dorm for the year, but now I can finally get back to writing since I'm kinda settled.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2008, 02:41:35 PM »
this one has a ton of views
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