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Offline Kitulean

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #285 on: April 20, 2010, 02:19:06 AM »
Back to the topic? A prequel! Elfangor the Prostitute!

Tobias: *looks at pictures* "MOM!?"
ELLIMIST: "Actually, that would be your father."
Tobias: :drunk:  :explode:
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #286 on: April 20, 2010, 02:57:10 AM »
haha yeah
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #287 on: April 20, 2010, 07:07:33 AM »
Quote from: BaronConall on April 19, 2010, 10:13:44 AM
And surely this can't be too much of a surprise to you? I am yet to find anything to do with novels or any form of media (video games, movies, anime, etc) that hasn't been 'tainted' by fan erotica. It's usually called Rule 34... If it exists, there is erotica of it.


Yeah, there's a few Animorphs Erotica pics I've seen as well... 
*goes to looks for more... for research purposes of course*

Oh god!  I... I had no idea...  If you think this story is bad...

Quote from: BaronConall on April 19, 2010, 10:13:44 AM
Personally, my only criticism is this. If I was (single and) propositioned with a night with a (legal) Rachael, morph or not, I would certainly pay more than US$10 :P
And I certainly wouldn't share. ::)

I'd have to agree with you on that one...

Quote from: Tobias on April 19, 2010, 11:58:29 AM
Ok,I've had time to think about this all.

I'm sorry for being so down on it,its not as bad as I thought,but its still a tad bit still werid and gross to me.

No offense taken, don't worry about it.  I realize that this isn't exactly the most... palatable story out there.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #288 on: April 20, 2010, 01:59:25 PM »
Ah its ok buddy,I was...I guess more shocked to actually be like that with the title,I should have known but..its ok it is good work though on the terms of..th..that stuff.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #289 on: April 22, 2010, 06:06:53 AM »
xDD I
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xD This is amazing, honestly. I can't remember my ff.net login details, or I would have favorited it; but it's nice to find more literate fiction, with a good sense of humor. xD oh Aximili, Axmili...

I am still getting through it, but I have also read the male version. x'DD Jeebus, you're enough to make a girl blush.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #290 on: April 22, 2010, 09:07:08 AM »
lol, thanks!  I appreciate the comments!
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #291 on: April 23, 2010, 03:03:08 AM »
Quote from: Tobias on April 19, 2010, 04:19:35 AM
Comes back a few minutes later.<I...have to be honest,as I always am here,that was the weridest and the grosses story as well...that personally has almost ruined the Animorphs series for me completely...>shivers and wants to cry but can't for being a red-tailed hawk.

(Sorry for being so..down/rude/mean on it or that...but...urgggg,that seriously has set me back on likeing Animorphs anymore.)

a. it wasn't written by KA applegate
b. if you thought it was gross and disturbing, why did you continue reading? quit while you're ahead.

Quote from: BaronConall on April 19, 2010, 11:55:16 AM
Also... It's not that hard to make Animorphs erotica. You probably didn't even know what it was...
Girl with a dog, girl with a horse, girl with a tiger... ::) :o

that's called bestiality.  :thumbsdown:
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #292 on: April 23, 2010, 03:07:41 AM »
I still haven't read this. :facepalm: Only here because somebody merged posts. D:

...Actually, I think my post was about not having read this... Darn my inability to walk away from off-topicness. D: They really need therapy groups for that.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #293 on: January 17, 2011, 07:08:15 PM »
Quote from: BaronConall on April 19, 2010, 11:55:16 AM
Quote from: Asmodeus on April 19, 2010, 11:45:36 AM
I've been waiting for the Animorphs fans to start getting a bit more mature (or twisted) to start drawing Animorph porn. After all, every other series has it ... why not this one?

All they would need to do is photoshop the mouths off all their Avatar/Na'vi erotica, give them stalk eyes and turn them into Centaurs...

Also... It's not that hard to make Animorphs erotica. You probably didn't even know what it was...
Girl with a dog, girl with a horse, girl with a tiger... ::) :o

Seen it, loved it... I've even requested it once.

You'd be amazed at how much Animorphs porn is out there, especially on FurAffinity (FA).
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #294 on: January 20, 2011, 09:40:16 PM »
Gaaaaaa, I have the worst timing! I started reading chapter2 while eating hot dogs :-X Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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Quote from: FATELUVR95 on January 20, 2011, 09:40:16 PM
Gaaaaaa, I have the worst timing! I started reading chapter2(2 after the prologue, so really #3) while eating hot dogs :-X Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
« Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 09:59:40 PM by FATELUVR95 »
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #295 on: January 27, 2011, 10:32:22 PM »
LOL weirdest thing I've ever read. Can't say it was bad, can't say it was good either. You're a good writer that's for sure, sounds a lot like Ax. Couldn't manage to finish chapter 1, feels kinda wrong. Gotta be honest tho, totally thought of morphing Rachel when I was reading the books lol (I mean, any straight guy probably thought of that).

But with Ax? that's just... sorta gay. ughhh..
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