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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #270 on: April 17, 2010, 01:08:39 AM »
keep the AtP discussion in here, please.

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #271 on: April 17, 2010, 01:09:45 AM »
Thx for reminding me I never finished the story!

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #272 on: April 17, 2010, 09:50:30 AM »
lol, I love you guys.  I'm glad I could bring so much... *insert proper word here* to the fandom!
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #273 on: April 19, 2010, 04:19:35 AM »
.......*is quiet after reading the story.*......<T...>is speachless.  :thumbsdown: :cry: :shrug: :facepalm2:


Comes back a few minutes later.<I...have to be honest,as I always am here,that was the weridest and the grosses story as well...that personally has almost ruined the Animorphs series for me completely...>shivers and wants to cry but can't for being a red-tailed hawk.

(Sorry for being so..down/rude/mean on it or that...but...urgggg,that seriously has set me back on likeing Animorphs anymore.)

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #274 on: April 19, 2010, 05:17:51 AM »
1: You shouldn't let a piece of fanfiction change your feelings about the books themselves. It's not like Applegate deemed this to be canon. It's just a story. If you don't like it, don't read it. Saying that it 'sets you back on liking animorphs anymore' is both melodramatic and ridiculous.

2: You read a story titled 'Ax The Prostitute' and were SHOCKED by the contents? It's not like he named the story 'Ax And The Veleek's Secret' or 'Ax And Absolutely Nothing Raunchy Have A Nice Day'. It's called Ax The Prostitute for crepe's sake. You can't have been THAT surprised.

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #275 on: April 19, 2010, 09:52:21 AM »
Awww, I'm sorry Tobias.  I didn't mean to "taint" the series for you.  But, Cerulean certainly has a good point...
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #276 on: April 19, 2010, 10:13:44 AM »
.......*is quiet after reading the story.*......

I read the first few chapters as well.

Sure, it took me by surprise, but not for long. Cerulean does have a point though. There aren't many ways to misinterperet the topic title :P
While the age and... quantity of participants seemed a little excessive to me (or, rather, understandable for a species that just realised that mating could be done for fun... and money) I have read and seen worse fanfics/fan art/erotica. You should have seen the things we sold when I worked at a bookstore... Made the Kama Sutra look like the Book of Mormon :o

And surely this can't be too much of a surprise to you? I am yet to find anything to do with novels or any form of media (video games, movies, anime, etc) that hasn't been 'tainted' by fan erotica. It's usually called Rule 34... If it exists, there is erotica of it.

Personally, my only criticism is this. If I was (single and) propositioned with a night with a (legal) Rachael, morph or not, I would certainly pay more than US$10 :P
And I certainly wouldn't share. ::)

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #277 on: April 19, 2010, 11:55:16 AM »
I've been waiting for the Animorphs fans to start getting a bit more mature (or twisted) to start drawing Animorph porn. After all, every other series has it ... why not this one?

All they would need to do is photoshop the mouths off all their Avatar/Na'vi erotica, give them stalk eyes and turn them into Centaurs...

Also... It's not that hard to make Animorphs erotica. You probably didn't even know what it was...
Girl with a dog, girl with a horse, girl with a tiger... ::) :o

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #278 on: April 19, 2010, 11:58:29 AM »
Ok,I've had time to think about this all.

I'm sorry for being so down on it,its not as bad as I thought,but its still a tad bit still werid and gross to me.

And it won't "ruin"my animorphs views,just add a sitback as I will just forget I read it.And its a pretty cool story thought to write it.

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #279 on: April 19, 2010, 12:24:51 PM »
I'm sorry for being so down on it

No probs, T-Man. To each their own, and the like.

Also, in regard to fan art erotica. Cancel that.
After a quick shout of "RULE 34 ON ANIMORPHS! GOGOGO!!!" on a certain imageboard, I can honestly say I've seen it all.

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing Andalite Ax mating with Rachael... :facepalm:

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #280 on: April 19, 2010, 12:51:08 PM »
Knowing rule 34, this likely isn't even the first erotic Animorphs fanfic. Or the last.


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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #281 on: April 19, 2010, 03:26:54 PM »
eh...i guess everyone is entitled to their own opinions...so that's tobias'.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #282 on: April 19, 2010, 04:20:48 PM »
Well honestly I didn't mind the others in it...just reading Tobias...it sort of makes the edge off him.

But Asmodeus...I...uh wouldn't mind seeing that drawing of an Andalite from the backside as I've always had curious questions after what was said in the books.

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #283 on: April 19, 2010, 04:33:45 PM »
I'll give you my address in a PM.

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #284 on: April 19, 2010, 04:48:05 PM »
Thanks,and now we can get back on topic of this thread.