I can't help finding this concept humourous:
Say that fellow and his 'buddies' decide to get a bit too rough with Ax...
Think how EASY it would be for Ax to just demorph and...
well, they wouldn't be giving ANY females trouble in the future.
![Evil >:D](http://animorphsforum.com/Smileys/classic/evil.gif)
*At this point, all males in the audience perform a testosticross.*