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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #210 on: December 10, 2008, 06:00:40 AM »
Visser3: Let's buy a maple & ginger oatmeal factory and make money!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #211 on: December 11, 2008, 01:46:08 AM »
visser 3 "this earth creature you call a rabbit has long teeth, i must morph him for those teeth would make far better weapons than any morph i have"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #212 on: December 11, 2008, 05:07:34 AM »
visser 3 "this earth creature you call a rabbit has long teeth, i must morph him for those teeth would make far better weapons than any morph i have"
lol If he morphs MY rabbit, I'm sure it'll be a good morph ;)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #213 on: December 11, 2008, 05:21:10 AM »
you mean a real rabbit? or the rabbit in your avatar?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #214 on: December 11, 2008, 08:34:16 PM »
i take it u have an evil rabbit dameg? :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #215 on: December 11, 2008, 10:25:16 PM »
No, no, no, the monty python rabbit for the epic morph.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #216 on: December 11, 2008, 10:47:26 PM »
"my name is jake. jake berenson. i can tell you my last name because i'm not real."

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #217 on: December 12, 2008, 12:39:36 AM »
No, no, no, the monty python rabbit for the epic morph.

haha yes brilliant! that rabbit woulda so kicked more ass than any of the vissers morphs combined! haha. welcome to the board!

back on topic:
cassie "i don't know y we don't just blow up the yeerk pool. it sure would get things done a whole lot quicker"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #218 on: December 12, 2008, 01:02:33 AM »
"my name is jake. jake berenson. i can tell you my last name because i'm not real."

What??!!  First Santa, now this! ~childhood dreams are crushed~  :'(

I lol'ed hard, good work.  ;)

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #219 on: December 12, 2008, 03:24:55 PM »
Esplin:

<Why wont those damn andalite bandits wanna hang out with me? It's like, I set up the pool and they don't wanna go swimming.  I put out all the Hork-Bajir and they don't wanna play tag!  I just wanna be friends Mom I don't get it.>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #220 on: December 13, 2008, 08:15:12 AM »
Esplin:

<Why wont those damn andalite bandits wanna hang out with me? It's like, I set up the pool and they don't wanna go swimming.  I put out all the Hork-Bajir and they don't wanna play tag!  I just wanna be friends Mom I don't get it.>


Absolute epic. 

Drode:  Actually Rachel, don't join us.  You kind of scare me.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #221 on: December 13, 2008, 12:40:41 PM »
Esplin:

<Why wont those damn andalite bandits wanna hang out with me? It's like, I set up the pool and they don't wanna go swimming.  I put out all the Hork-Bajir and they don't wanna play tag!  I just wanna be friends Mom I don't get it.>


Absolute epic. 

Drode:  Actually Rachel, don't join us.  You kind of scare me.


both very good ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #222 on: December 13, 2008, 11:10:17 PM »
Ax: "I can't eat that I'm on a diet".

Visser three's flunky: "This job sucks sir"

Erek: "How about I remodel your *** with my foot" (see the Final That 70's show)

Visser three: "I am so totally evil" (In dumb blond girly voice)

Marco: "No jokes guys we need to focus"

Visser one: "are you familiar with something called the middle finger Visser three"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #223 on: December 14, 2008, 12:46:30 AM »
haha gala (ur whole sn is way too long to type out, so ur officially gala to me :P) those are awesome. the middle finger one is the best.


cassie: "I don't get why people like veggie burgers, they can't compare to a nice juicy all beef patty"

cassie "its just a dumb animal, whats it matter what happens to it?"

visser 3 "I am so sick of this andalite body, I wonder what it would be like to have a little girl as a host body for a while instead"
" 'What do you care if he drains a few vegetables?' I asked. 'He's a vampire!' Chester snarled. 'Today vegetables....tomor row, the world!' " Bunnicula-a Rabbit Tale of Mystery




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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #224 on: December 14, 2008, 03:48:23 AM »
Marco: "This girl is too cute for me, I wouldn't go out with her."

Rachel: "Oh no! I broke one of my nails!"
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