Marco: That Edward Cullen is soooo dreamy...
Cassie: Ya'lls GOT to be checkin out Kanye's new beat! It's DOPE!
Ellimist: Where did you get those CHEESE PUFFS? I have been around for MILLIONS of years and those were absolutely the best cheese puffs I have ever had. Seriously, Farmers market? Trader Joes? Did you make them yourself? Do you have a recipe? I remember this one time... one time Crayak had a ****tail party, you know, formal attire, suits, ties, dresses for the women... yeah, well anyway, he had the BEST little mini-sausage links. And he would NOT give out the recipe, said it was a family tradition. Can you believe that? And then of course the server spills that special brown dipping sauce all over my frock! And I had JUST taken it to the dry cleaners, so I really let that poor guy have it. And can you believe it, he started crying right there! The server, in the middle of a party, shed actual tears. And of course YOU know Crayak, he just refused to pay the dry cleaning bill. Long story short, that's how this whole thing between me and Crayak really got started.
Cassie's Dad: Hey kids, I'm coming into the barn now. The barn that I own, and that has all of my animals. The barn that I would logically want to enter at least once in 54 books. At least thats what you'd think.
Elfangor: Oh crap! Wrong Tobias! My bad.
Teacher: Welcome to the first day of class! Cassie?
Cassie: Yes ma'am, present.
Teacher: Cassie, how exactly do you pronounce your last name?
Cassie: I'm sorry ma'am, but I can't tell you that. My last name doesn't matter.
Teacher: Excuse me? Why's that?
Cassie: Because then they would find me. And I can't let that happen.
Teacher: ...