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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1845 on: September 27, 2011, 12:03:21 AM »
Visser One is accepting an award for best plan to attack Earth

Visser One: Thank you, Thank you, first i'd like to thank-

*suddenly AX comes on stage*

Ax: Yo, Visser One, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Visser Three had one of the best plans of all time. One of the best plans of all time!

Visser One and Three: O_o What just happened here?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1846 on: September 27, 2011, 09:17:18 AM »
When theirs some hork bjair
in the neighborhood.
Who you gonna call?
ANIMORPHS!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1847 on: September 27, 2011, 10:49:19 AM »
Dang it, now you've got the Ghostbusters theme stuck in my head >.<
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1848 on: September 27, 2011, 06:12:08 PM »
Sorry about that
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1849 on: September 27, 2011, 06:42:59 PM »
Visser Three singing along to Queen. "I am the one, the only one, I am the god of kingdom come, gimme the prize..just gimme the prize..."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1850 on: September 27, 2011, 06:49:53 PM »
Jake: Does anybody ever get bored of using the same jokes?
Ax: Yes prince Jake.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1851 on: October 01, 2011, 02:53:02 AM »
Cassie(Biting hard into a Taxxon while its insides are bursting out):YEEEAAAAH! BLOOOOD!!!
Rachel(watching Cassie):Ewww how do you even dare to bring yourself to do that?
Ax:<Stop complaining you tree-hugger there's more of'em comin yeee-haaaaaaw!>
Marco:Alright we're winning that's like it team let's give it to them.Rachel I want you to go there,Cassie......Jake....(gives strategic orders)
Jake:You're the boss Marco,way to go Xena...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1852 on: October 01, 2011, 11:32:19 PM »
    ( Typical Animorphs fan in the 1990's starts reading an Animorphs book--probably somewhere later in the series)

     Jake's Narration: Hi, my name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name, or the names of my friends, it's too dangerous--

     (Typical Animorphs fan skips to chapter two, as he has already read the typical Animorphs opening chapter. As he's reading, however, someone taps his shoulder.)

     Typical Animorphs fan: JAKE!
     Jake: That was kinda rude of you, buddy.
     Typical Animorphs Fan: What?
     Jake: You skipped my opening chapter. That was rude. I had stuff to say.
     Typical Animorphs Fan: Dude, no disrespect. It's just...well, I'm at Animorphs 31, and the openings are all the same. I just figured...
     Jake: If you were a real Animorphs fan you'd read the book cover to cover.
     Typical Animorphs Fan: It's one chapter, Jake...Calm down.
     Jake: *Shakes his head". You just don't get it.

     (Scene changes. Jake's in a bar with Marco).

     Marco: Well, he had a point, Jake. It's just the first chapter. Don't dwell on it.
     Jake: You're just like him. "It's just the first chapter", as if it doesn't matter. As if they're just words! They're more than just words, darnit. They're our lives! It makes me wonder what all this was for...

     (Jake gets to his feet and heads towards the door)

     Marco: Jake, where you going?
     Jake: (turns back to face Marco, hand on the door knob) I'm going to do what all the main characters do when they're down on their luck. I'm going to walk down the road in the rain in a montage, with "All By Myself" playing in the background.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1853 on: October 04, 2011, 12:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Emperor Goose I on October 01, 2011, 11:32:19 PM
    ( Typical Animorphs fan in the 1990's starts reading an Animorphs book--probably somewhere later in the series)

     Jake's Narration: Hi, my name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name, or the names of my friends, it's too dangerous--

     (Typical Animorphs fan skips to chapter two, as he has already read the typical Animorphs opening chapter. As he's reading, however, someone taps his shoulder.)

     Typical Animorphs fan: JAKE!
     Jake: That was kinda rude of you, buddy.
     Typical Animorphs Fan: What?
     Jake: You skipped my opening chapter. That was rude. I had stuff to say.
     Typical Animorphs Fan: Dude, no disrespect. It's just...well, I'm at Animorphs 31, and the openings are all the same. I just figured...
     Jake: If you were a real Animorphs fan you'd read the book cover to cover.
     Typical Animorphs Fan: It's one chapter, Jake...Calm down.
     Jake: *Shakes his head". You just don't get it.

     (Scene changes. Jake's in a bar with Marco).

     Marco: Well, he had a point, Jake. It's just the first chapter. Don't dwell on it.
     Jake: You're just like him. "It's just the first chapter", as if it doesn't matter. As if they're just words! They're more than just words, darnit. They're our lives! It makes me wonder what all this was for...

     (Jake gets to his feet and heads towards the door)

     Marco: Jake, where you going?
     Jake: (turns back to face Marco, hand on the door knob) I'm going to do what all the main characters do when they're down on their luck. I'm going to walk down the road in the rain in a montage, with "All By Myself" playing in the background.

Aren't they to young to be in a bar? :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1854 on: October 14, 2011, 09:08:42 PM »
Rachel: OMG! I chipped my nail polish!!!
Ax: I wish to join The Sharing and eat their delicious cinnamon buns...bunzuh.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1855 on: October 15, 2011, 12:10:49 PM »
Actually, that last one gave me an idea ^_^

*The Animorphs are spying on a meeting of The Sharing, in various morphs*
Rachel: <Yep, that's definitely Estrid. Guys, they captured Estrid.>
Marco: <And Arbat. Arbat's over here. Along with Mertil and Gonrod.>
Jake: <Anybody seen Tom?>
Cassie: <Jake, he's over here. It looks like he's talking to Visser 3 and... is that Gafinilan? I'm not used to seeing them with these eyes...>
Rachel: <This is crazy. There are another four or five Andalites over here I've never even seen. Chapman's got them standing in a line for something.>
Jake: <Great, so it's like we've got an Andalites-on-Earth convention going on. This is not good. Wonder how the Yeerks pulled this one off.>
Tobias: <I think I just figured that one out. The sign down there says "Free Cinabon for Full Members">
Everyone: <...>
Jake: <Anybody seen Ax lately?>
Ax: *distant thought-speak, to the tune of "I've been working on the railroad"* <I just morphed into a huuuu-man. Gonna meet some Yeerks! Gonna get some tasty buuunnzzz-ah! Because they are all free!>
Everyone: <...>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1856 on: October 16, 2011, 09:50:46 AM »
Quote from: Nero's Fury on September 18, 2009, 01:28:15 PM
Rachel: marco your so sexy

Marco: Rachel...i love you...take me

Cassie: Jake your a douche why dont we just kill every controller!
Jake: Yo mama's a douche!

Tobias: hey rachel sorry but i found this sexy ass chipmunk a few trees from me so uh yea good luck and all
That is deeply wrong.:facepalm:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1857 on: October 16, 2011, 10:44:07 AM »
Quote from: Chad30 on October 09, 2009, 08:27:31 PM
I wonder if anyone other than me continued claling his Human morph Phillip after that book.
I kept calling it Max. It sounds more like Ax, after all.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1858 on: October 16, 2011, 10:49:52 AM »
Quote from: Nero's Fury on October 14, 2009, 01:26:59 PM
Tobias: Rachel....
Rachel: Yeah?
Tobias: i have some good news...
Rachel: What is it?
Tobias: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicko
Rachel: Why would you need car insurance? You can fly, you know.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1859 on: October 16, 2011, 11:01:58 AM »
^just to let you know, you're not exactly supposed to double(or triple) post.

In Cassie's barn...
*Jake walks in*
Cassie: Hey Jake, wanna go shopping with me?"
Jake: Nah, wanna go join the Sharing with me?"
Cassie: "sorry, i can't. Moving to Japan today"
Jake: Ok, have fun"
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