Erek: Jake, I have a confession to make. You know I've never been good at keeping secrets, and, well, I just have to get this off my chest.
Jake: I'm listening.
Erek: Remember in book #32, when Rachel was split in half, and I fused her back together?
Marco: How could we forget? I still have nightmares about that whole episode.
Erek: . . . That was just a hologram I projected. I didn't really fuse her back together.
Marco: WHAT?!
Erek: I freely admitted that it could have killed her! It would have violated my programming! I'm honestly surprised nobody caught that!
Rachel: You stupid piece of junk! I told you never to tell them! But, yes, I'm still Mean Rachel. I've gotten better at controlling my rages, but seriously, did nobody notice how bloodthirsty I was getting later in the series? You really thought that was still just Rachel Rachel? Puh-lease, you guys are dense.
Cassie: Wait . . . if you're Mean Rachel, then what happened to Nice Rachel?
Meanwhile, in the Animorphs TV show . . .
Rachel: OH EM GEE you guys! I totally, like, shoved Visser Three into the Yeerk pool! He's going to be all, like, wet and slimy now!