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Offline pandas795

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1830 on: September 23, 2011, 12:50:31 PM »
BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REF!

Jake comes in and there is a ticking noise:

Jake: *hears the ticking noise* Hmmm...what is that mysterious ticking noise? Hmmm...Kinda catchy...*looks around* Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Jake: Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Jake: Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Cassie: Cassie....Cassie... Cass-ie

Jake: (he keeps on saying this as the other characters come) Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Cassie: Cassie...Cassie...C ass-ie!

Ax: AX!

Cassie: Cassie...Cassie...C ass-ie!

Rachel: Rachel...Rachel.... Rachel

Cassie: Cassie Cassie Cass-ie!

Ax: AX!

Marco:  Marco..Marco..Marco

Everyone is now saying their names to the beat of the ticking noise

Jake: Berenson

Marco: Marco

Jake: Berenson!

Marco: MARCO!

Jake: Berenson!

Marco: MARCO!

Jake: Berenson!

Marco: MARCO!

Ax: *a human and naked* AX!

Cassie: Cass-ie!

*back to the name beat*

Everyone: SINGING A SONG ALL DAY LONG AT THE YEEEERRRRRKKKK POOOOOL

Cassie: I found the source of the ticking sound....IT'S A PIPE BOMB!

Everyone: YAY!

BOOOOM
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I am occasionally restless."

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1831 on: September 23, 2011, 01:00:36 PM »
Quote from: Dogman15 on September 22, 2011, 04:00:44 AM
Quote from: NateSean on September 20, 2011, 03:36:31 PM
*Visser Four is now defunct and working under Visser Three. At the end of his wits one day, he stumbles across the Time Matrix*

Visser Four: Amazing. The ancient device in Andalite mythology is real.

Visser 4's host: And I will continue reciting Shakespere until you use that Time Matrix to-

*Visser Four is back on the Leeran Homeworld in his Hork-Bajir body.*

Visser Four: Okay. Lets make history....
Visser Four's host = John Berryman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_humans_(Animorphs)#J

wasnt it pointed out that it was berryman that found the time matrix and not visser 4?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1832 on: September 23, 2011, 05:35:47 PM »
Quote from: pandas795 on September 23, 2011, 12:50:31 PM
BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REF!

Jake comes in and there is a ticking noise:

Jake: *hears the ticking noise* Hmmm...what is that mysterious ticking noise? Hmmm...Kinda catchy...*looks around* Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Jake: Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Jake: Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Cassie: Cassie....Cassie... Cass-ie

Jake: (he keeps on saying this as the other characters come) Bereson....Berenson ...Jake Berenson...Bereson. ...Berenson...Jake Berenson...

Ax: AX!

Cassie: Cassie...Cassie...C ass-ie!

Ax: AX!

Cassie: Cassie...Cassie...C ass-ie!

Rachel: Rachel...Rachel.... Rachel

Cassie: Cassie Cassie Cass-ie!

Ax: AX!

Marco:  Marco..Marco..Marco

Everyone is now saying their names to the beat of the ticking noise

Jake: Berenson

Marco: Marco

Jake: Berenson!

Marco: MARCO!

Jake: Berenson!

Marco: MARCO!

Jake: Berenson!

Marco: MARCO!

Ax: *a human and naked* AX!

Cassie: Cass-ie!

*back to the name beat*

Everyone: SINGING A SONG ALL DAY LONG AT THE YEEEERRRRRKKKK POOOOOL

Cassie: I found the source of the ticking sound....IT'S A PIPE BOMB!

Everyone: YAY!

BOOOOM
I am by no means an avid Harry Potter fan, but even *I* know that's a Potter Puppet Pals (or... whatever...) reference. :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1833 on: September 23, 2011, 05:57:07 PM »
unfortunately my education got in my way of asnwering that first. Dang you algebra
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1834 on: September 24, 2011, 06:42:23 AM »
Quote from: russianspy1234 on September 23, 2011, 01:00:36 PM
wasnt it pointed out that it was berryman that found the time matrix and not visser 4?

I'm also fairly certain that it was pointed out that Visser 4 went through human history and did not in fact use the Time Matrix to the fullest potential possible to secure his place in the Empire.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1835 on: September 24, 2011, 06:23:56 PM »
Ax: Thank you for killing my brother Visser 3! He was annoying!

Sorry for the lame-ness
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1836 on: September 25, 2011, 06:13:41 AM »
We all start somewhere.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1837 on: September 25, 2011, 05:00:38 PM »
Its true. My first was Jake: New plan to infiltrate the yeerk pool! First we aquire santa.....
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1838 on: September 26, 2011, 03:04:29 PM »
Tobias: <So your mission requires you all to morph mice?> *hawkgrin*

AX: <Yes Jake>

Cassie: "Morphing animals is wrong, it's too much like what the Yeerks do, like when they infested horses and sharks."

wait she might actually say that...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1839 on: September 26, 2011, 03:59:07 PM »
Marco: Cool! I have a Yeerk for a Mom!

Ax: Never mind the law of Seerow's Kindness, let's go share technology with everyone!

Tobias: I wish I'd never gotten my human morph, being human sucks I don't want to date Rachel.

Rachel: Let's NOT do it!

Jake: Hey, Tom, guess what? *Morphs into any one of his morphs* You're living with an andalite bandit!

ummmmmm.... sorrry, can't hink of any others.
Am legally blind, so sorry for any spelling errors.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1840 on: September 26, 2011, 06:22:16 PM »
Ax: *To Visser 3* "It's cool, I always hated my brother anyways."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1841 on: September 26, 2011, 06:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Timtim243 on September 26, 2011, 06:22:16 PM
Ax: *To Visser 3* "It's cool, I always hated my brother anyways."

That's the same thing i did lol
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"How about putting on a shirt?" Marco asked.
"The men who are young and restless do not wear shirts. I am young. And
I am occasionally restless."

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1842 on: September 26, 2011, 09:07:48 PM »
Erek: Jake, I have a confession to make.  You know I've never been good at keeping secrets, and, well, I just have to get this off my chest.
Jake: I'm listening.
Erek: Remember in book #32, when Rachel was split in half, and I fused her back together?
Marco: How could we forget?  I still have nightmares about that whole episode.
Erek: . . . That was just a hologram I projected.  I didn't really fuse her back together.
Marco: WHAT?!
Erek: I freely admitted that it could have killed her!  It would have violated my programming!  I'm honestly surprised nobody caught that!
Rachel: You stupid piece of junk!  I told you never to tell them!  But, yes, I'm still Mean Rachel.  I've gotten better at controlling my rages, but seriously, did nobody notice how bloodthirsty I was getting later in the series?  You really thought that was still just Rachel Rachel?  Puh-lease, you guys are dense.
Cassie: Wait . . . if you're Mean Rachel, then what happened to Nice Rachel?

Meanwhile, in the Animorphs TV show . . .

Rachel: OH EM GEE you guys!  I totally, like, shoved Visser Three into the Yeerk pool!  He's going to be all, like, wet and slimy now!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1843 on: September 26, 2011, 09:45:49 PM »
Wow. That was fantastic
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1844 on: September 26, 2011, 10:41:20 PM »
Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on September 26, 2011, 09:07:48 PM
Erek: Jake, I have a confession to make.  You know I've never been good at keeping secrets, and, well, I just have to get this off my chest.
Jake: I'm listening.
Erek: Remember in book #32, when Rachel was split in half, and I fused her back together?
Marco: How could we forget?  I still have nightmares about that whole episode.
Erek: . . . That was just a hologram I projected.  I didn't really fuse her back together.
Marco: WHAT?!
Erek: I freely admitted that it could have killed her!  It would have violated my programming!  I'm honestly surprised nobody caught that!
Rachel: You stupid piece of junk!  I told you never to tell them!  But, yes, I'm still Mean Rachel.  I've gotten better at controlling my rages, but seriously, did nobody notice how bloodthirsty I was getting later in the series?  You really thought that was still just Rachel Rachel?  Puh-lease, you guys are dense.
Cassie: Wait . . . if you're Mean Rachel, then what happened to Nice Rachel?

Meanwhile, in the Animorphs TV show . . .

Rachel: OH EM GEE you guys!  I totally, like, shoved Visser Three into the Yeerk pool!  He's going to be all, like, wet and slimy now!

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