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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1800 on: August 22, 2011, 12:03:18 PM »
Ax: I do not understand your music "Who let the dogs out?"The culprit was never revealed

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1801 on: August 29, 2011, 04:53:29 PM »
*During the events of The Capture, Jake falls into the mini-Yeerk Pool. Jake rights himself up but doesn't move. He appears to be concentrating.*

Marco: Dude, are you all right?

Jake: Uh...yeah, give me a sec.

Marco: Are you morphing tiger?

Jake: Uh...yeah. Hang on.

*The battle ensues and Jake sighs*

Marco: Jake, we could use the help here, are you...did you just pee in the pool?

Jake: No. I'm totally morphing Tiger. Hang on, wait, oh god, my head hurts. I think I'm in pain.

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« Reply #1802 on: August 29, 2011, 05:52:51 PM »
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« Reply #1803 on: September 02, 2011, 02:10:00 PM »
**Ax right before the One assimilates him.**

Ax: Why is it everytime I try to avenge someone, I get screwed?

**Jake enters the pool area as Marco is demorphing from Lobster. Moments later Jake informs him about Ax.**

Jake: So, are you ready to go with me?

Marco: Why would I come with you? That's very risky.

Jake: Come on Marco. I know you're not happy having everyone on Earth know your name, major celebrities rubbing shoulders with you at ****tail parties, gorgeous arm candy that you never had a chance with in school, and obscene amounts of money that afford you this palatial estate. Your destiny is to die in the vacuum of space along side the rest of us.

Marco: Right...give me a second.

*Cut to shot of the mansion from outside. Then to the door. Jake flies out head first*

Jake: Ahhh!

**Jake approaches Tobias**

Tobias: And why should I help you? The last time I went with you Rachel died.

Jake: Because Ax was your shorm, man and we Animorphs are a team. You know, you really owe me. I walked into the one boy's bathroom in the entire school building and saved your ass from bullying. And if it weren't for me grudglingly taking you along with me that same night, you'd never have met your real father and recieved the morphing ability. So the least you could do is- oh, that's right. Fly away. Yup. Oh yeah, nice obscene gesture with the wings, very mature.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1804 on: September 02, 2011, 02:41:49 PM »
     (Takes place during the Marco/Visser One scene in The Escape)

     Visser One: I am sure you are aware that your host body is the biological son of my own host body.

     Marco: Yes...Wait, so you know me?

     Visser One: Of course. I can read all my host's memories.

     Marco: And...it does not surprise you, in the absolute least, that your THIRTEEN year old son is on a submarine, in the middle of the ocean, when clearly he should be in school?

     Visser One: No. He is a controller, right?

     Marco: Yea...But Jake Berenson's brother, Tom is a controller, too. But HE still needs to attend school. And he's a pretty high ranking Yeerk...So why would I, a supposed lower ranking Yeerk, be here and not Tom?

     Visser One: (Whispering to someone unseen) Err...He's poking holes in your story...What now?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1805 on: September 02, 2011, 02:59:26 PM »
*Tobias is in a Mercora medical facility being treated for his brokne wing*

Mercora: We'll just apply a tiny force field here and painlessly inject stem cells that will heal your wing in no time.

Tobias: Wow, thanks guys. This was really considerate of you.

Mercora: Oh, not at all. All life is sacred, except for stupid flying creatures.

Tobias: *pause* What?

Mercora: It's true. If it weren't for the fact that you can speak, we might full well have taken pot shots at all of you. Behold.

**The Mercora waves a claw and a holographic image of Mercora children shooting prehistoric archeopteryx out of the sky and laughing**

Mercora: Pity really. You'd have made great fertilizer for our brocolli.

*Tobias' hawk eyes narrow*

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« Reply #1806 on: September 02, 2011, 03:40:12 PM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1807 on: September 02, 2011, 03:44:34 PM »
*A Leeran-controller confronts an Animorph while in morph*

LC: Snap, you're human!

Jake:****, yeah. You gonna tell?

LC: Nah, as long as you help me win the lottery. I'm tired of this stupid war. I'm gonna use this Leeran to win me some cash and retire on the beaches of Aruba baby!

Jake: ... Uh, cool. Let's go!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1808 on: September 02, 2011, 03:49:30 PM »
Marco: So why did I ever get into this. I mean, I know my mothers a controller but I had already moved on. Let's just pretend these last few months never happened.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1809 on: September 02, 2011, 03:55:53 PM »
Cassie: Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! I'm gonna be on the cover of Vogue!!!! O-M-Geeeeeeee!
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« Reply #1810 on: September 02, 2011, 04:33:07 PM »
Casse: No rachel I will never go shopping with you.
Rachel: What if we go to-
Casse: not even if we go to the dress barn
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« Reply #1811 on: September 04, 2011, 03:50:38 PM »
**Rachel is too weak to battle, so she demorphs from grizzly to human. Exhausted, she stands there as the controller in polar bear (CPB) morph raises a paw**

Rachel: *Mouthing to Tobias on screen* I love you.
Tobias: *In human morph* I love you.

CPB: You fought well human.

*Rachel looks up as the paw swings down.*

Rachel: *Drops to the floor as the paw misses her* Whoops.
CPB: What the hell?
Rachel: Oh, sorry about that, I tripped.
CPB: I guess that's okay. Uh...you want to try again.
Rachel: Sure, what the hell.

**Rachel gets back up and sighs as the bear raises his paw, swipes, and misses agin.**

Rachel: Sorry about that, there was a penny I wanted to pick up.

Three hours later, everyone on the Blade Ship is either half asleep, or drinking coffee that Visser Three ordered brought to the floor.

V3: He's pretty much trapped in morph right now, right?
Jake: *Sipping coffee* Yeah.
Tobias: Do you think we can go save her now?
Jake: No.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1812 on: September 04, 2011, 05:06:09 PM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1813 on: September 04, 2011, 09:09:28 PM »
     Tobias: See? He's been standing there for days. He just stands there and waits by that mailbox.
     Jake: Ax, what on Earth are you doing?
     Ax: Well, it's obvious, isn't it? I'm waiting for my letter of admittance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It's supposed to be delivered by owl.
     Marco: Ax...those are just books. Fictional characters don't exist and have conversations like normal people (glances at audience).
     Ax: You are upset because you have not received your letter.
     Tobias: Ax...listen...

     (Suddenly, a barn owl swoops down and lands on the mailbox. It has a letter in it's beak. Ax takes it and hands it to Jake.)

     Jake: It says "To Mr. Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, at the scoop in the middle of the Californian wilderness...we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry..."

     Tobias: I don't believe it.
     Marco: Where did that mailbox come from?
     Ax: (Happy) I must go and prepare. I have a lot of magic to study.

   

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Proffessor flitwick: Um yes, your the exchange student from America. Their seems to have been a mistake.
Ax: <What kind of mistake?>
Flitwick: "You were supposed to join the centaur tribe"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1814 on: September 05, 2011, 02:24:53 PM »
Rachel-Wanna go on a date with me Jake?
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Cassie! Cassie! I like found this coupon on like the floor for nails and hair do's wanna like come with like me?
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