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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1650 on: May 16, 2011, 08:56:39 PM »
     Jake: Hey, Ax-man.
     Ax:...
     Jake: Ax...Is there a problem?
     Tobias: He says that he refuses to speak to anyone who calls him Ax.
     Jake: What? Why?
     Ax: Because, my name is not Ax. An axe is a human-made too used to chop down earth trees. It has also made an appearance in many horror films, as well as 'These Messages'. But i am not a human-made tool that chops down trees. Nor have I made an appearance in horror films. I also do not make human males smell nice.
     Jake: Well...Your real name is difficult. I mean, it's just a nickname. Lots of people have nicknames.
     Ax: Difficult? Difficult?! How can you not know how to pronounce my name by now? I mean, you mention my real name in all the books! What, you can spell my name, but you cannot sound it out? It is Ax-SIMILEE- Say it with me, prince Jake--Aximili!
     Jake: Alright, I get your point. Geez.
     Ax: No. It is complete earth ignorance, and it makes me mad. You never refer to Elfangor as Elf, or Elfie. No. You honour my brother by calling him Elfangor. Am I not as good as Elfangor? If you prick me, do I not bleed? If you insult me, do I not weep? Elfangor's name has more letter than my name. What makes his name easier to pronounce for you silly, backwards human folk?
     Rachel: Hey, guys. What's wrong with--
     Jake: Aximili! His name is Aximili!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1651 on: May 17, 2011, 12:43:35 AM »
LOL that woulda been awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1652 on: May 17, 2011, 04:12:13 AM »
Lmao!! TMP sometimes you just come up with some HILARIOUS posts! I love it! Remind me to give u karma for that one!

PS that was always one of the things i wasnt sure about, why would such a proud alien take a nickname like that
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1653 on: May 17, 2011, 04:20:39 AM »
Cassie to Tobias: "Hey Tobias want me to check your feathers to see if you have fleas or ticks?
Tobias: <What am I a dog? If I have them I have them,I am a wild red-tailed hawk you know.>
Cassie: (Sighs) "Yes I know that but what would Rachel say?"
Tobias: <So what about her? I am a grown hawk and speak for myself.>

Rachel comes up behind Tobias's branch and crossed her arms as Cassie smiles and chuckles.

Tobias: <Let me guess...she is behind me isn't she?>

Cassie nods.

Tobias sighs defeated<Fine...do it.>

Cassie smiles at Rachel.

Rachel: "I told you I could do it,now he can be the best looking hawk in the world.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1654 on: May 17, 2011, 06:10:35 AM »
Haha, TMP, that was fantastic. Calling Elfangor Elf :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1655 on: May 17, 2011, 09:05:00 AM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on May 16, 2011, 08:56:39 PM
        Jake: Aximili! His name is Aximili!

Ax: Thank you Prince -

Jake: And while we're on the subject of names we don't like to be called Ax, how about the whole Prince thing? I'm not a Prince.

Ax: Well, in Andalite culture-

Jake: I got blue eyes? You see any centaurs running around? This look like a big ass dome ship to you? No. You know why, because we're on Earth! And on Earth the only people called Prince are gay 80's singers and royalty. Do I look like a gay monarch to you? *As Marco goes to open his mouth* Shut up.

Ax: You know what, I apologize Jake I was entirely in the wrong. Here I had such respect for you leading the fight against an army of alien slugs and I imparted on you an honorary title held only by the most skilled and worthy of the Andalites. But now that I think about it, no Andalite would stand by idly while his own brother was infested with a Yeerk. So you're right I'm demoting you Aristh, which means I have the seniority and I shall be taking control of the gang.

Jake: Oh hell no.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1656 on: May 17, 2011, 09:12:30 AM »
Fantastic just amazing man!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1657 on: May 18, 2011, 04:44:31 AM »
What about mine?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1658 on: May 18, 2011, 07:03:12 PM »
They were both great, but I just liked the ending line a little more.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1659 on: May 18, 2011, 08:23:10 PM »
     Controller 1: Um...Visser....We brought the hostage.
     Visser Three: Yes, excellent. Bring him in.

     (Controllers bring in a large, bulky figure, covered in a sheet)

     Controller 1: Um...Sir...To be honest, we aren't sure why you asked us to bring this particular human.
     Visser Three: It is simple, fools. Did you not see the evidence? Did you not see what magnificant feats this one human achieved on the tape?
     Visser 2: Visser, for goodness sake! That was a human made film! It was all special effects! This human is no more capable of fantastic feats than a Taxxon!
     Visser Three: I tire of your mouth parts moving. Now, take off the sheet.
     
     (The Controllers remove the sheet. Visser Three looks down at the human)

     Visser Three: Now...Mr.Schwarzena gger...I shall be the Terminator.
     
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1660 on: May 18, 2011, 09:58:00 PM »
only problem is now hes pretty averagely built. He'll hit the gym and get a new movie deal.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1661 on: May 28, 2011, 08:24:05 PM »
     (Animorphs Relaunch: The Invasion--Yeerk Pool scene)

     Visser Three: Feast your eyes on this morph, Andalites. (Begins to morph) I acquired it a rather strange city on this very planet.
     Marco: (Gasps) Jake...Jake do you know what that is!
     Jake: I know Marco.
     Marco: I don't know whether to run away or ask for its autograph!
     Visser Three: (laughs) Yes, yes. Cower Andalites. Cower at the might of the one called SNOOKI!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1662 on: May 29, 2011, 03:26:20 PM »
Visser three: Foolish andalite bandaits! After briefly viewing a work of human fantasy I had my technicians biologiccaly mutate and create over 600 new morphs! And since Im in a good mood ill let you choose your own fate. Touch the button in front of you and the machine will automatically choose one random creature. I will morph the creature and we will fight to the death!

*jake hits the button*

Visser three: Haha now prepare to die *starts to morph. SKin turns red and scaly* technicians, what abilities does this monster  have?

Scientist: Well um....it can splash around in puddles...........

*marco runs over as gorilla and crushes the magicarp in his hands*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1663 on: May 30, 2011, 11:21:54 AM »
At the end of the The Andalite Chronicles.

Ellimist: You must be present at this battle. You must stop the blade ship.
Elfangor: <NO!!!!! I CAN'T LEAVE LOREN!!!!!! I CAN'T LEAVE MY SON!!!!!!!>
Ellimist: You must do this.
Elfangor: <PLEASE DON'T ERASE LOREN'S MEMORIES!!!!>
Ellimist: She must forget about you.
Elfangor: <STOP!!!!! I BEG YOU!!!!!>
Ellimist: It's your destiny. Your true timeline.
*Elfangor is sent to his ship*

*later*
Ellimist: I hate it when they shout at me when I do that. They only think about themselves, not about the entire space-time.
*Looks at his notebook*
Ellimist: Anyway, that Samith-Hister-Eldra should be able to kill Visser 3 at that battle so he'll never arrive at Earth and...  :o   OH NO!!!! THAT WAS THE WRONG ANDALITE!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1664 on: May 30, 2011, 12:04:44 PM »
lol man plus 1
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