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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1665 on: May 30, 2011, 06:50:48 PM »
     (The Animorphs are meeting at Cassie's barn)

     Tom: Alright guys, this is probably the most bizarre thing that's happened to us yet. But we're not going to let a little bit of body switching stop us from fighting the Yeerks. Now, who's who exactly?

     Ax: I'm Marco. And I am just going to say that television got it completely wrong. Blue's don't have more fun. Ax, how the hell do you see with FOUR EYES!

     Rachel: I do not see what you are complaining about, Marco. The Andalite body is, perhaps, the most superior vessel one could hope to swap in to. I, on the otherhand, am stuck with two legs, two eyes, a head full of blonde hair, and...what exactly do you humans call these?

     Cassie: Dammit Ax! Keep your hands to yourself!

     Rachel: My appologies...

     Chapman: (feeding a bewildered skunk its medication) I think we should call Erek. I mean, with Ax stuck in Rachel's body, we need someone like an Android to help us out of this.

     Ax: Why can't Ax fix it?

     Tom: He seems to be a bit preoccupied right now.

     Rachel: This garment around my waist...breezy...ye t comfortable. What is this called?

     Tom: A skirt.

     Rachel: A skirt...ingenious.

     David: Does anyone else find this the least bit ironic?

     Cassie: Tobias?

     (Meanwhile, down in the Yeerk pool)

     Tobias: Why the hell am I a bird!?

     Marco: Who are you?

     Tobias: Temrash.

     Marco: Temrash is dead, isn't he?

     Tobias: THEY YEERK WHO USED TO BE IN TOM'S BODY, THEN!

     Marco: Jeez, calm down.

     Tobias: Who are you?

     Marco: Iniss.

     Tobias: Where's the Visser?

     Cow: Moooooooo
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1666 on: May 30, 2011, 07:08:57 PM »
not as funny as it is confusing....I mean did everybody become a nothlit of someone else?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1667 on: May 30, 2011, 07:25:49 PM »
     Um...no. They SWITCHED BODIES overnight.

     If I wrote the person's name, it means the person speaking is in that body.

     Tom spoke first, but really it was Jake.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1668 on: May 30, 2011, 07:42:14 PM »
So let me see if I have everything straight. the actual person on the left and the new body on right

Jake=Tom
Ax=Rachel
Rachel=Cassie
Casse=Chapman
Marco=Ax
Tobias=missing?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1669 on: May 30, 2011, 08:57:36 PM »
     Tobias switched with David.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1670 on: May 30, 2011, 11:11:28 PM »
So tobias switched with david and then somebody else switched with david in Tobiases body?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1671 on: May 30, 2011, 11:44:38 PM »
Rewrite the whole thing, but put parenthesis indicating who is actually the speaker, for example:

Tom (Jake): blah blah

...indicates that Jake is speaking, but he's in Tom's body. That makes it less confusing.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1672 on: May 31, 2011, 12:28:48 AM »
TMP, you are bloody awesome. You got the characters down so well I didn't need parentheses xD +1 when I get on a computer :)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1673 on: May 31, 2011, 09:12:27 AM »
visser 3: Oh WAR! What is it good for *chorus "what is a it good for"*Oh absolutely nothing.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1674 on: June 01, 2011, 05:05:47 AM »
Rachel: Tobias has fleas we have to do something.
Marco: Like what? Give him a bath?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1675 on: June 01, 2011, 08:43:03 AM »
Quote from: Dogman15 on May 30, 2011, 11:44:38 PM
Rewrite the whole thing, but put parenthesis indicating who is actually the speaker, for example:

Except for the people who actually do get the joke, it's annoying to have to get bogged down with too much info. Sometimes subtlty is the greatest asset to comedy and you can't let people who are slow on the uptake drag you down.

Sorry, had to say it.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1676 on: June 01, 2011, 09:27:58 AM »
okay I understand



*Jake and Marco teaching ax to play dungeons and dragons*

Jake: So ax what do you want your character to be?
Ax: A fighter prince Jake.
Jake: Dont call me prince. Anyway what will you name him?
Ax: Charlie Sheen.
Marco:  :XD:
Jake:  :-\ um why?
Ax: From what I understand he has the strength of two and a half men.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1677 on: June 01, 2011, 11:47:40 PM »
At the end of megamorphs 3, assuming Jake survived.
Jake: So we got the time matrix. What do we do now?
Rachel: I got an idea!
*later*
Jake: ROARRRR!!!!
Marco: HRAAARRWWW!!!
Tobias: TSEEEER!!!!!
Rachel: GROWL!!!!!
Ax: FWAAPP!!!!!
Cassie: GRRRRRR!!!!
Seerow: <AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1678 on: June 02, 2011, 08:38:02 AM »
Racehel: Good idea jakeA! *takes off gorilla mask*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1679 on: June 02, 2011, 11:25:21 AM »
What? I don't understand.
What's a good idea? Why is Rachel weraing a gorilla mask?
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