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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1680 on: June 02, 2011, 05:06:51 PM »
Scaring seerow in costumes
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*continued from dungeons and dragons post*

Jake: You enter a pleasent forest. An elf maiden washes clothes in a stream. A dwarf sells metal good-
Ax: Charlie sheen attacks the dwarf and uses the magic of winning to turn his goods into gold. Charlie Sheen collects the treasure.
Marco: What!? You skipped my turn!
Jake: Calm down you can go next. OK ax role for it. *ax rolls* A 20? OK you get a ton of gold.
Marco: I know what I'll do, Crunk walks over to the elf maiden and says "excuse my fair lady could you direct myself and my companions to-
Ax: Charlie sheen drinks a bottle of tigers blood and swallows the amulet of Charlie Sheen, and uses his new found magic to change all his companions and the elf maidens into his slaves.
Marco: What!?  :huh:  >:(
Jake:..........
Ax: I'm chaotic neutral, what do you expect?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1681 on: June 03, 2011, 07:35:05 PM »
Visser 3: You know what? I'm sick of being angry all the time. I'm sick of all this bloodshed and back stabbing. I HAVE FEELINGS people! You think I want to keep morphing a Varnax and killing my brothers? Sometimes I just want to comfort someone! Why do all of you have to keep cowering away from me?! I want some friends too... *starts sobbing*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1682 on: June 04, 2011, 12:28:37 PM »
Quote from: estrid on June 22, 2008, 11:38:52 PM
Quote from: ANTI-Tiger on June 22, 2008, 08:31:43 PM
Quote from: estrid on June 22, 2008, 04:42:17 PM
marco: *deadly serious* i LOVE trips down to the yeerk pool!

That could be any of the Animorphs.

not really, cuz can u ever think of a time he was thrilled to go down there?


marco would say this sarcastically though
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Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on May 30, 2011, 06:50:48 PM
     (The Animorphs are meeting at Cassie's barn)

     Tom: Alright guys, this is probably the most bizarre thing that's happened to us yet. But we're not going to let a little bit of body switching stop us from fighting the Yeerks. Now, who's who exactly?

     Ax: I'm Marco. And I am just going to say that television got it completely wrong. Blue's don't have more fun. Ax, how the hell do you see with FOUR EYES!

     Rachel: I do not see what you are complaining about, Marco. The Andalite body is, perhaps, the most superior vessel one could hope to swap in to. I, on the otherhand, am stuck with two legs, two eyes, a head full of blonde hair, and...what exactly do you humans call these?

     Cassie: Dammit Ax! Keep your hands to yourself!

     Rachel: My appologies...

     Chapman: (feeding a bewildered skunk its medication) I think we should call Erek. I mean, with Ax stuck in Rachel's body, we need someone like an Android to help us out of this.

     Ax: Why can't Ax fix it?

     Tom: He seems to be a bit preoccupied right now.

     Rachel: This garment around my waist...breezy...ye t comfortable. What is this called?

     Tom: A skirt.

     Rachel: A skirt...ingenious.

     David: Does anyone else find this the least bit ironic?

     Cassie: Tobias?

     (Meanwhile, down in the Yeerk pool)

     Tobias: Why the hell am I a bird!?

     Marco: Who are you?

     Tobias: Temrash.

     Marco: Temrash is dead, isn't he?

     Tobias: THEY YEERK WHO USED TO BE IN TOM'S BODY, THEN!

     Marco: Jeez, calm down.

     Tobias: Who are you?

     Marco: Iniss.

     Tobias: Where's the Visser?

     Cow: Moooooooo


so let me get this straight:
jake is in tom's body
marco is in ax's body
ax is in rachel's
rachel is in cassie's
cassie is in chapman's
tobias is in david's?

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idk if these ideas have been done before but


tobias: hey rachel, do you want to go deep sea diving with me, ya know, just for fun?


jake: ax wants to go home
marco: but tht's like far away isn't it?
jake: 82 light years apparently
marco: how are we gonna get him there? the airlines don't exactly have a flight out to the andalite home world
jake: i know, tht's why we have to steal a bug fighter
marco: you know, that sounds like a highly intellegent, very sane decision
cassie: alright then LET'S DO IT!!!!
rachel: hold up a sec, shouldn't we think this through first before we rush head on into it? i meen, what if we get into a battle? then i might have to kill a yeerk. i know they're evil and all, but i just couldn't possibly bring myself to kill one
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1683 on: June 05, 2011, 06:29:52 PM »
yeah similar themes
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1684 on: June 05, 2011, 10:01:31 PM »
Rachel:I hate this war
Tobias:My uncle is very nice.
Marco: I'm the most ugly person ever
Cassie: Kill that, that, and that.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1685 on: June 06, 2011, 09:18:32 AM »
all been done but I like how you phrased Cassie's
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1686 on: June 08, 2011, 11:36:09 AM »
     Rachel: (Narration) ...Then there's Tobias. Before the construction site incident, he was just a poor, lonely kid. He started following Jake around after he saved Tobias from getting his head shoved into a toilet...

     Tobias: (swoops in through Rachel's open window, interrupting her narration.) You wouldn't believe the stuff the others have been writing about me. Man I'm pissed...What's that?

     Rachel: (hiding her journal) Um...

     (At the next meeting)

     Tobias: I've called this meeting because you all have been writing the same thing in your war journal entries--Tobias was a loner. Jake saved him from being shoved into a toilet.

     Marco: But...That's what happened.

     Tobias: I've known you people for at least a year! Marco...we were partners in science class! Rachel...how many times did you tap me on the shoulder, asking if I had a spare pencil? Cassie, we rode the same bus home for crying out loud! But all you can remember abou me was that I got dunked into a toilet?

     Jake: I'm sorry, Tobias...I didn't know.

     Ax: I, too am upset. None of you have mentioned my stamp collection!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1687 on: June 08, 2011, 08:44:48 PM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1688 on: June 09, 2011, 10:19:33 AM »
     (Animorphs storm the Yeerk Pool for the first time)

     Jake: Alright! Let's kick some...Yeerk...butt?

     (The Animorphs see all the Controllers gathered around a very long table. The Yeerks were enjoying a feast)

     Visser Three: Oh look, guests! How wonderful!
     Chapman: Ah, Jake, Rachel, Tobias, Marco and Cassie. Sit beside me! There's plenty of room.
     Jake: Uh...Thanks. But, aren't the Yeerks scheduled to feed right about now?
     Visser Three: Of course.
     Jake: Um...Shouldn't you be doing that in the Pool?
 
     (Thousands of heads turn around to stare at the Yeerk Pool)

     Visser Three: (laughing) Oh. They must have met Elfangor.

     (Laughing)

     Chapman: Silly Andalites.

     Visser Three: The Pool is just a place to socialize. We feed like our hosts feed.

     Jake: Really?

     Visser Three: What else could feed mean?

     Jake: Well...I am embarrassed...Hey, is that fresh Goose?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1689 on: June 09, 2011, 07:28:55 PM »
sounds like they stormed the place on thanksgiving.

Trashcan: Wow your the best driver ever Marco!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1690 on: June 09, 2011, 08:23:03 PM »
Visser3: I love you, you love me, come on, sing it with me!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1691 on: June 10, 2011, 06:53:29 PM »
     Tom: Now, let's see what Jake's been looking up on the internet.

     (Tom opens up Jake's past browsing history)

     Tom: Odd...Why would he be looking up information on Zoos? Why would he want to know the feeding habits of ants, termites and flies? Hm...Crocodiles and alligators...the differences between cheetahs and leopards...OH my!

     (Jake comes home some time later, to find Tom sitting in a chair by the door--he's holding a glass of scotch)

     Jake: Oh...Hi, Tom.
     Tom: Hello, Jake. I believe we have some things to discuss.
     Jake: Um...like?
     Tom: Like your sudden interest in animals.
     Jake: Oh...Um... I can explain...
     Tom: And the stack of National Geographics underneath your bed.
     Jake: Tom...that's just...um...I'm holding them for a friend...
     Tom: Jake...Fantasies are harmless...But I cannot stand aside and watch my brother become a furry!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1692 on: June 11, 2011, 02:24:52 AM »
It's interesting to note that the idea of "furries" is never mentioned by any of the kids. The fandom existed then, and furries of their time would have loved the morphing technology.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1693 on: June 11, 2011, 07:48:16 AM »
Well, the Internet was still in it's early stages. PC's were still pretty expensive, so only a handful of the population had regular access whereas the rest of us were relegated to whatever limited access our schools and colleges gave us. Heck, my town's library didn't have computers for Internet access until around early 2001.

So furries were still very much an underground movement. Now they're a household concept and they're probably the main reason why a live action Thundercats movie will never get made.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1694 on: June 11, 2011, 07:47:36 PM »
furries?
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