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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1710 on: June 20, 2011, 02:06:10 PM »
Ax: I do not understand your music "Who let the dogs out?"The culprit was never revealed
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1711 on: June 23, 2011, 07:58:35 PM »
     Ax: Prince Jake...I cannot think of a single thing that I wouldn't say.
     Jake: Same here Ax.
     Ax: Why is that?
     Jake: (shrugs) No clue. Author has writer's block?

     (Meanwhile, in the sitting room of TobiasMasonPark)
     TMP: ... I have nothing to say...Hm...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1712 on: June 23, 2011, 08:16:09 PM »
Hmm you have a sitting room?

*Ax is now addicted to dungeons and dragons along with Larping*

Ax: Charlie Sheen requires the blood of the tiger! *attacks Jake*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1713 on: June 23, 2011, 09:41:33 PM »
     (Scene takes place at the observatory from the Alien)

     Ax: (thinking) Andalite homeworld. Andalite homeworld.
     Andalite: Andalite homeworld, please hold.
     Ax: I hate it when they put me on hold...(hums to himself)...Baby, you smile, I smile...
     Andalite: Andalite homeworld, how may I help you.
     Ax: Helli. This is Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. I am stranded on Earth.
     Andalite: Ah. You must miss home. Shall I call your parents?
     Ax: What? Oh...later. Right now I have to ask you something important!
     Andalite: What is it?
     Ax: Go over to my scoop. Check to see if there is a brown box labelled eBay.
     Andalite: eBay?
     Ax: Yes. Check. But don't look.

     (Andalite checks Ax's scoop. He sees the box marked eBay and, despite Ax's warning, looks in the box. Takes out cd)

     Andalite: Aristh, what exactly is MMMBop?
   
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1714 on: June 23, 2011, 09:57:59 PM »
*tobias after the war drunk*

Tobias: Jake! Hey wazzup bro! Come on, sit down, take a beer!
Jake: *sits down* hey Tobias
Tobias: Jake take a beer or I look like Im holding out you.
Jake: Ok fine *reaches for a bottle*
Tobias: HEY THOSE ARE MINE! *pulls beer away* Anyway theirs something .....theirs something......some thing I need to tell you.....
Jake: What is it?
Tobias: Just once...just once I wanted to.....take your cousins body....and put it on my face......and go *does a rasberry*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1715 on: June 25, 2011, 11:12:59 PM »
 
Aximili: My friends, I've decided to leave the war. I've got a day job as an actor in "These Messages".
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ahahah thats funny XD
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1716 on: June 29, 2011, 02:32:00 PM »
*Jake demorphs from dolphin. Cassie and Marco are standing nearby.*

Jake: Was that suppose to cure my meloncholy or something?
Marco: Hey, you need to come to grips man. Rachel is gone and it's time to-
Rachel: I got better.

*Everyone stops and stares as Rachel enteres the scene*

Cassie: Rachel...we all saw the screen. The Andalites found your body floating in space. We're pretty sure you're dead.

Rachel: So was Jean Gray, Buffy, Ripley and every main Star Trek character except for Tasha Yar and Dax, but you don't hear them complaining.

Marco: True. Well, Jake, I guess you've been-*Jake whips out a Dracon beam and vaporizes Rachel on the spot.* Holy s#@! what did you do that for?

Jake: Remember back when Rachel told you about my "family trip" and took over the team?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1717 on: June 29, 2011, 02:35:08 PM »
Ahhhhhh that explains so much
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1718 on: July 02, 2011, 09:47:50 AM »
Random yeerk: So after the war is over, my host and I can pursue our shared dream of a career in interpretive dance, Right?

Sub-Visser 1: Feed him to the Taxxons?

Yeerk 2: I think so. But first *pulls out Dracon* DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1719 on: July 02, 2011, 10:12:37 AM »
lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1720 on: July 02, 2011, 10:42:55 AM »
Haha, awesome. +1
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1721 on: July 02, 2011, 10:45:55 AM »
Cassie is leading Ax into the barn*

Cassie: We know how you felt about that andalite girl. So we we're all here to help out with this.
Jake: Sit down Ax, we need to have a talk.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1722 on: July 02, 2011, 10:52:49 AM »
I get where you might have gone with it. But I'd recommend fleshing it out just a tad.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1723 on: July 02, 2011, 11:19:20 AM »
24 posts away from my official 1000'th post!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1724 on: July 02, 2011, 12:52:12 PM »
...erm... wrong thread, dude. :P
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