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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1605 on: April 18, 2011, 07:17:14 PM »
Cassie: Jake, why do you have a piece of paper taped to your butt?
Jake: Im a bienie baby.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1606 on: April 18, 2011, 07:43:49 PM »
      Visser Three: Prince Elfangor. We meet at last.
      Controller: (whispering into Visser Three's ear)
      Visser Three:...Are you sure?
      Controller: (nodding)
      Visser Three: Wel...This is embarassing...It turns out that we already met.
      Elfangor: Yea...I was gonna say something...I just figured you were already on a roll, with mortally wounding me and all...Didn't want to ruin your moment...
      Visser Three: Sorry...It's...just been so long, you know? Leader of the whole Empire thing, you know? I gotta tell you, there's a lot of the seventies I can't remember.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1607 on: April 18, 2011, 07:47:26 PM »
Wow

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1608 on: April 18, 2011, 08:12:37 PM »
     Ellimist: Do you have any Jakes?
     Crayak: Nope. Go fish. Do you have any Rachel's?
     Ellimist: Damn. You got me.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1609 on: April 18, 2011, 08:13:35 PM »
man dude that was um interesting
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1610 on: April 18, 2011, 08:49:22 PM »
     K.A.A: (Typing away at her computer) This is, perhaps the most amazing book I've written so far. Animorphs 54: The Beginning.

     (A strange, older looking woman appears)

     K.A.A: Who are you?
     Stranger: I'm you, from the future.
     K.A.A (past): This is amazing! I've always wanted to meet my future self! Tell me, do my fans enjoy the Beginning?
     K.A.A (future): No. In fact, they dub it the worst Animorph book in the world. Your fans turn on you and burn the remaining books.
     K.A.A (past): Gasp! I can't let that happen!
     K.A.A (future): Fortunately, I've travelled to this point in time where you finished writing the book. I have brought a copy that has been recieved with good reviews.
     K.A.A (past): Thank you...myself. How can I repay you?
     K.A.A (future): Just don't read the copy. Publish it.

     (K.A.A from the past runs off to her publisher with this new copy; promptly deleting the extraordinary finish she was supposed to write. Meanwhile, the supposed older K.A.A. from the future starts changing...She becomes a white rat.)

     David: That'll teach Rachel for leaving me on that freaking rock.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1611 on: April 18, 2011, 09:10:34 PM »
lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1612 on: April 19, 2011, 08:14:44 PM »
     (Inspired by a video I saw on WindowsLive, concerning Miley Cyrus and her new attitude towards the poparazzi)

     Pop1: There he is, let's go.

     (Running over and screaming)

     Pop1: Esplin, Esplin! How does it feel to have single handedly destroyed the Yeerk Empire?
     Esplin: (putting his arms infront of his Andalite face)
     Pop2: Is it true that you had a sexual relationship with Edriss?
     Esplin: No. Now, if you'd excuse me...
     Pop1: Is it true that you're really Esplin 9466 the lesser, and swapped hosts with your much smarter twin?
     Esplin: That's ridiculous!
     Pop1: And is it also true that you condemmed the real Esplin 9466 Primary to live out a life of canibalism?
   
     (Esplin morphs into his human body and gets into a near by stretch limosine)

     Pop1: Look! (Points up to the sky)
     Pop2: Tobias, Tobias! Is it true that you're switching to a new breed of mouse?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1613 on: April 19, 2011, 10:14:07 PM »
thats nuts
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1614 on: April 19, 2011, 10:23:43 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on April 17, 2011, 09:33:49 PM
     Maury: Alright, in terms of three year old Tobias...

     (Loren, Elfangor, Tobias' step-father, and the audience is waiting; holding their breath)

     Maury: Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul...you are the father.

     Elfangor: (swears aloud)
     Loren: (thick, texan accent [no offense to those from Texas]) Ha! I knew it! You da babby daddy.
     
 

LOL Oh wow that is so funny.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1615 on: April 20, 2011, 12:43:13 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on April 18, 2011, 08:12:37 PM
     Ellimist: Do you have any Jakes?
     Crayak: Nope. Go fish. Do you have any Rachel's?
     Ellimist: Damn. You got me.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1616 on: April 20, 2011, 05:21:39 PM »
Impressive
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1617 on: April 22, 2011, 10:27:40 AM »
     Jake: Ax...what the hell are you doing on that cow?
     Ax: You have beenw witholding information from me, Prince Jake. All this time I assumed that your people weren't space faring.
     Jake: What does a cow have to do with space travel!?
     Ax: (laughing) Prince Jake. Did you not know? Whenever a cat plays a fiddle, the cow will jump over the moon. Thus, I have saddled on to a cow.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1618 on: April 22, 2011, 12:06:40 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on April 22, 2011, 10:27:40 AM
     Jake: Ax...what the hell are you doing on that cow?
     Ax: You have beenw witholding information from me, Prince Jake. All this time I assumed that your people weren't space faring.
     Jake: What does a cow have to do with space travel!?
     Ax: (laughing) Prince Jake. Did you not know? Whenever a cat plays a fiddle, the cow will jump over the moon. Thus, I have saddled on to a cow.

a good way to cover up what he's actually doing...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1619 on: April 22, 2011, 06:35:09 PM »
a good way to cover up what he's actually doing...
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wow
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