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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1440 on: February 28, 2011, 09:55:17 PM »
After the Animorphs leave Erek's house.
Erek turns off the hologram of the dog park.
Chee 1: Ha ha ha, they really believe that we're not controllers.
Chee 2: They really think we love dogs.
Chee 3: Good work Kaster four-six-one.
Erek: Now time to contact the Visser. HA HA HA! I'll be a Visser myself very soon.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1441 on: February 28, 2011, 10:03:30 PM »
     Andalite Professor: And that is how Sario Rips work...Aximili, stop staring at Edriss and pay attention.
     Ax: Professor, when are we ever going to use this stuff in real life?
     Andalite Professor: Well, what if you're in a situation when you're sent back through time, vis a Sario Rip?
     Ax: Ha! Like that would actually happen.
     Andalite Professor: You never know when the things you learn in school will come in handy in battle.
     Ax: Mhmm.
     Andalite: Alright...Now, continuing on with everything you need to know about how to get rid of Yeerks, free hosts, get rid of Helmacrons, reverse the shrinking capabilities of Helmacrons, free oneself from nothlitism, and how to master time travel...Aximili, stop staring at the bumbleweed!

     (Much later, after Ax lands on Earth)
     Jake: AX! WE NEED BACK UP! How do we difuse the bomb!
     Ax: I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION IN SCHOOL! IF ONLY I LISTENED TO MY TEACHER!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1442 on: March 01, 2011, 12:52:37 PM »
Ahaha... That was awesome ;D Sad thing is, that does sound like Ax. Either he never once paid attention in school, or he was having a really off-day when they taught everything that mattered ::)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1443 on: March 01, 2011, 12:54:44 PM »
Lol!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1444 on: March 01, 2011, 07:11:21 PM »
     Howler Officer: Sir, we are approaching the Pemalite home planet.
     Howler Commander: Spectacular. Now we can spread our fun and cheer throughout the galaxy. I wonder if they know of Duck, Duck, Goose?
   
     (After the Howlers land; the Pemalites are being massacred by Androids)

     Howler Officer: This is madness. What are those machines doing to those poor Pemalites?
     Howler Commander: They're shouting for help. They're saying that the Chee have turned against their masters.
     Howler Officer: Sir they've taken the ship!
     Howler Commander: Where do you think they're going?

     (Some thousand years later, in Erek King's basement)
     Erek: And that's how the Howlers killed the Pemalites.         
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1445 on: March 01, 2011, 10:00:13 PM »
WAT?! I CANT BELIEVE HOW TRUE THAT IS! lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1446 on: March 02, 2011, 05:40:43 AM »
Cassie and Rachel walking through the mall:

Cassie:Hey Rach have you noticed something with Jake?
Rachel:What do you mean Cassie?
Cassie:Well the last few days he has been acting REALLY weird around Marco.
Rachel:Weird like how?

Cassie and Rachel come to a stop by a vacant store and see Jake kissing Marco on the lips.

Rachel:You mean like that Cas?
Cassie:Yeah...what do we do about it?
Rachel:Uh...go shopping?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1447 on: March 02, 2011, 03:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on March 02, 2011, 05:40:43 AM
Cassie and Rachel walking through the mall:

Cassie:Hey Rach have you noticed something with Jake?
Rachel:What do you mean Cassie?
Cassie:Well the last few days he has been acting REALLY weird around Marco.
Rachel:Weird like how?

Cassie and Rachel come to a stop by a vacant store and see Jake kissing Marco on the lips.

Rachel:You mean like that Cas?
Cassie:Yeah...what do we do about it?
Rachel:Uh...go shopping?
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on March 01, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
     Howler Officer: Sir, we are approaching the Pemalite home planet.
     Howler Commander: Spectacular. Now we can spread our fun and cheer throughout the galaxy. I wonder if they know of Duck, Duck, Goose?
   
     (After the Howlers land; the Pemalites are being massacred by Androids)

     Howler Officer: This is madness. What are those machines doing to those poor Pemalites?
     Howler Commander: They're shouting for help. They're saying that the Chee have turned against their masters.
     Howler Officer: Sir they've taken the ship!
     Howler Commander: Where do you think they're going?

     (Some thousand years later, in Erek King's basement)
     Erek: And that's how the Howlers killed the Pemalites.         

Tobias: Who says that hawks suck?

Marco: Jeez... You're as bad a Ax is when it comes to sports, Tobias. We're talking about the Atlanta Hawks...

(THREE POINTER FOR THE HAWKS!)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1448 on: March 03, 2011, 12:17:16 AM »
Quote from: Baranth on March 02, 2011, 03:59:59 PM
Quote from: Tobias on March 02, 2011, 05:40:43 AM
Cassie and Rachel walking through the mall:

Cassie:Hey Rach have you noticed something with Jake?
Rachel:What do you mean Cassie?
Cassie:Well the last few days he has been acting REALLY weird around Marco.
Rachel:Weird like how?

Cassie and Rachel come to a stop by a vacant store and see Jake kissing Marco on the lips.

Rachel:You mean like that Cas?
Cassie:Yeah...what do we do about it?
Rachel:Uh...go shopping?
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on March 01, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
     Howler Officer: Sir, we are approaching the Pemalite home planet.
     Howler Commander: Spectacular. Now we can spread our fun and cheer throughout the galaxy. I wonder if they know of Duck, Duck, Goose?
   
     (After the Howlers land; the Pemalites are being massacred by Androids)

     Howler Officer: This is madness. What are those machines doing to those poor Pemalites?
     Howler Commander: They're shouting for help. They're saying that the Chee have turned against their masters.
     Howler Officer: Sir they've taken the ship!
     Howler Commander: Where do you think they're going?

     (Some thousand years later, in Erek King's basement)
     Erek: And that's how the Howlers killed the Pemalites.         

Tobias: Who says that hawks suck?

Marco: Jeez... You're as bad a Ax is when it comes to sports, Tobias. We're talking about the Atlanta Hawks...

(THREE POINTER FOR THE HAWKS!)

LOL I was just trying to be funny after I remembered a fan fiction someone made of Jake and Marco kissing and that.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1449 on: March 03, 2011, 10:29:21 AM »
Ax: <You know, Visser three kind of grows on you after awhile!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1450 on: March 03, 2011, 07:47:14 PM »
Visser 3: I think those andalite scum are growin on me!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1451 on: March 03, 2011, 08:04:12 PM »
     Crayak: Alright. We've picked the players and the game stage. Now, how do we decide who goes first?
     The Ellimist: Rock Paper Scissors?
     Crayak: Nope. I don't understand how paper beats rock. I mean...IT'S FREAKING PAPER!
     The Ellimist: We can have the Drode pick a number between 1 and 10.
     Crayak: The guy cheats. No dice.
     The Ellimist: PERFECT, DICE!
     Crayak: Are you serious? You're going to decide the fate of an entire galaxy over DICE!?
     The Ellimist: Well...we could flip for it.
     Crayak:...Alright, but we use my coin

     
     
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1452 on: March 03, 2011, 10:33:48 PM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1453 on: March 03, 2011, 10:49:34 PM »
Quote from: Goku on March 03, 2011, 07:47:14 PM
Visser 3: I think those andalite scum are growin on me!

That would be a great line for the scene in MM1 where Ax is a flea on V3's back and he starts demorphing . . .
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1454 on: March 03, 2011, 11:05:29 PM »
Lmao! I was thinkin that cuz i read it a couple nights ago
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