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Offline zaprowsdower

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1290 on: July 10, 2010, 01:26:53 PM »
Visser Three: Join me, David! Strike down my Hork-Bajir and take their place at my side! Give into your anger!
David: I'll never join you! I am an Animorph!
V3: So be it... Animorph! >:( If you will not join me, you will be destroyed!
(Shoots out Kandrona lightning, torturing him)
And now, David, you will die!

Or maybe this is something the Visser would say, if he had dark side force powers.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1291 on: July 10, 2010, 02:00:11 PM »
Tobias (talking to Rachel): You really are Xena, aren't you?
Marco: Stop teasing Rachel!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1292 on: July 10, 2010, 07:34:02 PM »
Marco's dad to Marco: "Wanna see MY lobster?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1293 on: July 14, 2010, 01:51:56 PM »
Erek: Kill all Yeerks!

Marco: Tiny yapping poodles are so cute, I want one, can we go adopt one?
Erek: No Marco, I hate poodles.

Cassie: We have to get inside a building undetected, we should all go as termites.

Ax: No, I don't want any cinnamon buns today.

That's all I got.  :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1294 on: July 19, 2010, 01:31:43 AM »
Marco: "hey cassie, Jake and I are going to spring a few abused animals from a roadside show, wanna come?"
Cassie: "I can't right now, I'm playing kitten cannon"

Tobias as he flies into the barn: "yeah, I'll have a couple squirrels, very rare, to go please"

Erik at the end of book ten: "We figured out how to use the pemalite computer to hack into and disable all the yeerk's ships.  Where is it?"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1295 on: July 19, 2010, 09:30:15 AM »
Visser Three: Ok new plan. Next time the Andalites attack anything that isn't the main pool complex, we'll bring the Bladeship in and blast them with the main cannons.

Chapman: But what about secrecy?

V3: It will be better in the long run. Trust me.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1296 on: July 19, 2010, 01:46:00 PM »
Rachel; I don't wanna do it  :'(
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1297 on: July 19, 2010, 01:58:40 PM »
Quote from: donut on July 19, 2010, 01:31:43 AM
Marco: "hey cassie, Jake and I are going to spring a few abused animals from a roadside show, wanna come?"
Cassie: "I can't right now, I'm playing kitten cannon"

Tobias as he flies into the barn: "yeah, I'll have a couple squirrels, very rare, to go please"

Erik at the end of book ten: "We figured out how to use the pemalite computer to hack into and disable all the yeerk's ships.  Where is it?"

I LOVE the first one. XD I guess even Cassie has to appreciate the awesomeness that is Kitten Cannon.
Here's one:
Tobias: (lands on Ax's back while he's running) <Hey, Cassie's right, this is fun!>
Ax: <Tobias, get off my back before I cut you off.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1298 on: July 25, 2010, 07:55:38 PM »
racheal: sorry tobias you're just not my type.... i only date humans
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1299 on: July 30, 2010, 12:36:07 PM »
Quote from: Chad28 on July 19, 2010, 09:30:15 AM
Visser Three: Ok new plan. Next time the Andalites attack anything that isn't the main pool complex, we'll bring the Bladeship in and blast them with the main cannons.

Chapman: But what about secrecy?

V3: It will be better in the long run. Trust me.
Controller: The Andalites are attacking the...
V3: <Now's are chance! Prepare the blade ship. I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!!>
Controller: But... You can't... That building is....
FWAPP!
V3: <Let's go!!!>

Later.

V3: <WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST DESTROYED A KANDRONA RAY EMITTER!?!?!?!?>

Meanwhile.

Jake: Nice holographic animorphs Erek.
Erek: Thanks.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1300 on: July 30, 2010, 01:43:24 PM »
Nice followup to my idea.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1301 on: July 31, 2010, 05:55:25 AM »
lol that's funny
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1302 on: August 02, 2010, 08:28:33 AM »
Casualty Report from Earth
Period: Recent 1 Earth Month

                              Human             Taxxon                Hork-Bajir
Andalite Injuries            35                  112                      125
Andalite Kills                 0                    57                        43

Visser 3 Injuries*          334                 286                      305
Visser 3 Kills*               245                 198                      231

*Visser 3 claims that many of the casualties are due to the fact that
  he's still not used to having an Andalite host body, 
  so his tail blade 'accidentally' cut their throats,
  and he never ever acts emotionally,
  and he respects and loves his fellow Yeerks.

Comment: Should we reduce the idiot(Visser 3) to a Sub-Visser rank
              and let Visser 1 lead the invasion of Earth?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1303 on: August 02, 2010, 09:03:20 AM »
Haha, nice cams. :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1304 on: August 02, 2010, 10:02:41 AM »
Cassie: Hey David, if you're tired of the barn, we have some robot friends with a really nice park, a TV, and beds they don't use.

Elimmist: Finally! The humans have died out, now the amazing potential of earth can finally be filled.  Go my little chinchillas! Be fruitful and multiply!

Rachel: This situation is un-beeaarrrr-able.

Crayak: I know it's against the rules, but can you cut me some slack this time?  I really need to go down to earth and get myself some Visine.

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