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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1155 on: March 25, 2010, 03:05:49 PM »
Haha... both of those cracked me up...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1156 on: March 25, 2010, 10:11:59 PM »
Rachel: I'm telling you, Jake, I tried it and it works.
Marco: I always said we needed uniforms, but this is a bit much...
Jake: Rachel, are we really supposed to believe that after all of the times we've tried to morph clothing, ONLY couture works?
Rachel: Which is why we need to go to the new Ralph Lauren show.
Jake: Uh huh. And when all of us are wearing designer clothes, for whatever bizarre reason, they'll morph with us?
Rachel:...Um. Yeah. They'll TOTALLY work...can we go now?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1157 on: March 25, 2010, 11:06:24 PM »
haha i can actually see rachel say that tho :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1158 on: March 25, 2010, 11:15:35 PM »
i dont know if this has been done BUT it should be

Marco in parrot morph: BAAAAAAAAWWWWK! I'm COOKOO for Coco Puffs!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1159 on: March 26, 2010, 07:04:20 AM »
Visser Three: Innis 226! Fire on the Andalites!

Chapman: I would be glad to, but I'm too busy scratching my leg. Scratchedy scratchedy scratchedy!

V3: Maybe you should get that checked out. Could be a rash.


Elfangor: I want to give you something. I need you to grab my big...blue...

Rachel: Wang?

Elfangor: No! Box! What are you, high?

(Go read the Animorph TV show parody thread if you don't get that.)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1160 on: March 26, 2010, 01:38:52 PM »
David: "With great power comes great responsibility"

Melissa: "Hey Rachel, wanna hang out?"  (seriously, they were supposedly like best friends, but almost never talked.

Visser 3: Hmmmm maybe I can acquire a small Earth insect and follow the Andalite bandits to see where they have made their scoop.

Cassie: Let's do it!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1161 on: March 26, 2010, 05:18:05 PM »
Oh, if only V3 was that clever. Seems like a pretty basic thing to do. Wait for a battle, morph without being seen, and spy on them. David had the idea.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1162 on: March 26, 2010, 05:22:11 PM »
Yeah, but Visser 3's kind of an egomaniacal idiot, so there's that working against him...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1163 on: March 27, 2010, 06:48:50 AM »
Elfangor to V3: I suppose now you're going to morph something huge and eat me now, aren't you?

V3: Not at all. With my troops holding you down, I think I'll just have you infested.

Elfangor: Oh sh**

Marco: Man, we've been screwed before we even started!
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« Reply #1164 on: March 28, 2010, 01:06:08 AM »
haha that would have been an epic change of direction for the series if elfangor had just been healed and infested   :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1165 on: March 28, 2010, 07:06:30 AM »
I had actually thought up a part where they're sitting in a cage in the pool talking about the stuff they might have done and all that. But I didn't feel like it at the time. Ax would be there too.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1166 on: March 29, 2010, 11:34:09 AM »
Elfangor: The Ellimist never told you about your father!

Tobias: He told me enough, he told me that, well, he didn't actually...

Elfangor: I am your father!

Tobias: Noooooooo! Wait, actually, that's kinda cool! That makes Ax my cousin!



Jake: Okay Tom, I want to join the Sharing.

Jake: Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you... I turn into animals!
Jake's parents: Honey, I told you he was gay!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1167 on: March 29, 2010, 11:53:27 AM »
Marco: Jeromy Jason McCole is soooooo dreeeaaaammmyyyy

Cassie: So how come we never pick up the shredders controllers drop?  I mean, we could grab them, all morph hork bajir, and then just go shoot up the yeerk pool.  The yeerks wouldn't know what hit them.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1168 on: March 29, 2010, 05:11:06 PM »
Visser19, that's a Twilight reference, isn't it? I read a review of New Moon where Bella calls Jacob disgusting because of what he does, and he calls it a lifestyle choice. She says the line "Have you tried just not being a werewolf?"

Which is stupid because she's MADLY in love with a soulless corpse. At least I think the Twilight vampires are undead. Who knows? They sparkle and have X-Men powers, so who knows?

And Ax is his uncle. They're both kind of funny.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1169 on: March 30, 2010, 04:37:17 AM »
Psychiatrist: "Well Marco one of the problems your father has been worried about is your lack of sleep."
Marco: " Lack of sleep? What are you talking about"
Psychiatrist: Well your grades in school have dropped and well your father has walked into your room in the middle of the night to find you missing several nights a week. He has secretly tested you for drug use and found you clean but he is still worried about you.
Marco: I'm fine. and i Do sleep.
Psychiatrist: HMM?
Marco: Sure. my dream last night was bout me turning into a Gorilla and stuff it was quite interesting
Psychiatrist: Interesting indeed... ITS HIM GET HIM
Marco: WHAT!!?
(Controllers Go after Marco )
Marco: Help crazy people are after me. And they said i needed a Psychiatrist... DAD hurry start the car
Dad: O_o what happened in there
Marco: you got me tested for drugs?
Dad: no? but i did put a hidden camera in your room why?
Marco:  ....  did you see what was in the video ?
Dad:  yes i didn't want to say anything
Marco: About what?
Dad: Well i thought Mutants were only in movies and comic books but you are definitely a mutant
Marco: sigh... yes dad I'm a mutant.. its just the others in my superhero team refuse to get a decent costume.
Dad: Oh i know who can help you with that. How many costumes do you need?
Marco:..... sweet The others are going to love this.
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