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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1170 on: March 30, 2010, 02:09:44 PM »
haha thats awesome ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1171 on: March 30, 2010, 04:53:24 PM »
Nice one, Shark Akhrrana!  :)


Cassie: Bye, Mom! I'm going to meet Rachel at the mall!

Michelle: Cassie, come in here.

Walter: This is an intervention.

Cassie: An...intervention?

Michelle: Cassie, you've been going to the mall every other day.

Walter: And we've been tracking some of your expenses...you spend the majority of it on shoes and cinnamon buns.

Cassie: But...but...those aren't for me! I'm just getting them for a friend!

Walter: We signed you up for a shopaholic support group.

Cassie: No! Really, I'm telling the truth!

Michelle: Cassie...shh...shh. It's time to let the healing begin.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1172 on: March 30, 2010, 05:29:36 PM »
XD lmao that's awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1173 on: March 30, 2010, 05:44:59 PM »
hahaha cassie at a shopaholics group brings back scense from the movie "confessions of a shopaholic" only more funny :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1174 on: March 30, 2010, 07:24:39 PM »
Quote from: Chad28 on March 29, 2010, 05:11:06 PM
Visser19, that's a Twilight reference, isn't it? I read a review of New Moon where Bella calls Jacob disgusting because of what he does, and he calls it a lifestyle choice. She says the line "Have you tried just not being a werewolf?"

Which is stupid because she's MADLY in love with a soulless corpse. At least I think the Twilight vampires are undead. Who knows? They sparkle and have X-Men powers, so who knows?

And Ax is his uncle. They're both kind of funny.

Actually it's not a Twilight reference, I have never read the books, but yeah, it fits! And yeah, I meant to say that Ax was his uncle, not cousin, oops.
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Cassie: Jake, what are you doing!?
Jake: <I'm morphing an oak tree!>
Cassie: I thought we couldn't do that! What if you can't morph back!?
Ax: <She's right Price Jake, you could lose your consciousness and stay a tree forever because a tree has no brain.>
Jake: <Ah, stop worrying Aximili! I'll be just fi->
Cassie: Ahhhh! (Screaming in horror as Jake gets stuck in midmorph as a half tree man.)
Ax: <It appears that he is no longer with us.>
Marco: Well, he'll make a sweet lawn ornament! I call dibs!
Rachel: Ok, I'm in command now! Let's go nuke the yeerk pool!
All except Cassie: YAY!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1175 on: March 31, 2010, 01:53:57 AM »
That was Epic Hilarious XD i'm laughing right now had to go tell my bro he is laughing too
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1176 on: March 31, 2010, 02:45:49 PM »
Cassie: Where's an f***ing shotgun when you need it.

Ax: <Jake we only have forty-five minutes left>
Marco: <Wait did Ax just say what I think he said>
Ax: <No marco I did not say "what I think he said">
Marco: <I can't win>

Ax: <Is that your final answer?>

(book 48 I think (the one where david returns))
David: <Now I will have my revenge Rachel you pathetic little. Wait is that swiss cheese.>
(Rachel takes her chance attacks David and puts him in a cage)
Rachel: No more cheese for you traitor!
David: <Not even Wenslydale>
Rachel: No!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1177 on: March 31, 2010, 03:00:50 PM »
haha the evil powers of cheese!

lol guys those are all awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1178 on: April 03, 2010, 10:41:32 AM »
Lol.  Oh, cheese.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1179 on: April 06, 2010, 03:02:19 PM »
Ax bowing to a hooded figure: You are now my knew prince...
Inside the hood: Bowchikabowbow
Ax: Yes...Prince...MARC O...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1180 on: April 06, 2010, 06:53:04 PM »
I think Marco would totally take advantage of the prince thing if he was in charge. Ax is lucky that jake isn't into being leader. Except in the alternate timeline when he was Supreme Leader.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1181 on: April 06, 2010, 06:54:20 PM »
Haha, yeah, I could see Marco milking that one a bit.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1182 on: April 06, 2010, 07:24:05 PM »
Visser 3 talking to human morph ax: Hey can i borrow 5 bux?
Ax: Sure Visser 3 *hands it to him while visser smiles and turns*
Visser 3:WAIT A SECOND!!!! *turns back towards ax n talks to the guy at the counter* I SAID BIG MAC NOT DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER!!!! DIE!!!! *cuts the waiter down*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1183 on: April 06, 2010, 07:54:07 PM »
That's totally not disproportionate retribution. So many people get orders wrong in fast food places, you know.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1184 on: April 06, 2010, 10:25:28 PM »
So true. I once asked for a cheeseburger and got a hotdog instead. -_- Unfortunately, I'd gone through the drive-thru, and since this place messes up my order only once in a blue moon, I didn't think to check till I got home.

On the bright side, I found out that they had good hot dogs. On the not so bright side, I order my cheeseburgers with ketchup and mayonaise. Mayo does NOT work on a hot dog.

So... all that is to say... Visser Three would be totally justified. For once.
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