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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #975 on: November 07, 2009, 05:25:35 PM »
haha nice
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #976 on: November 08, 2009, 12:43:23 PM »
Marco: Jake, I'm not coming to school today^_^
Jake: Why?
Marco: Because I don't want to! I have written a note for Chapman saying I'm sick. And you can't do it as your dad wouldn't get it >:D
Jake:  >:( :( :'(

Chapman: A note...? My son Marco can't come to school today because he is sick... VISSER 1!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #977 on: November 08, 2009, 03:38:24 PM »
that'd freak chapman out :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #978 on: November 08, 2009, 09:12:57 PM »
Haha, nice one Mira.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #979 on: November 09, 2009, 06:37:06 AM »
lol very good everybody ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #980 on: November 09, 2009, 12:01:54 PM »
Doctor: Ax, your tests came back today, and . . . you have diabetes.
Ax: <What is 'diabetes'?>
Doctor: It is a debilitating disorder in which you will have to stab yourself with a needle every day, you may feel tired all the time, and if you aren't careful, you can suffer permanent nerve damage.
Ax: <That doesn't sound so bad.>
Doctor: Also, you have to be careful how much sugar you eat.
Ax: <NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #981 on: November 09, 2009, 12:49:42 PM »
That was good. Yeah, you'll have to cut back on the cinnamon buns and stuff like that.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #982 on: November 09, 2009, 02:54:09 PM »
Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on November 09, 2009, 12:01:54 PM
Doctor: Ax, your tests came back today, and . . . you have diabetes.
Ax: <What is 'diabetes'?>
Doctor: It is a debilitating disorder in which you will have to stab yourself with a needle every day, you may feel tired all the time, and if you aren't careful, you can suffer permanent nerve damage.
Ax: <That doesn't sound so bad.>
Doctor: Also, you have to be careful how much sugar you eat.
Ax: <NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!>

Ax: <Wait a minute,> *morphs to human* "Try it now."
Dr: Huh, your levels are fine.
Ax: "Yeah, morphing rules, suck it ****!" *chows down a donut*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #983 on: November 09, 2009, 03:21:08 PM »
haha altho wouldnt it be the other way around? since he is eating all the sugar in his human morph how would he have diabetes as the andalite?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #984 on: November 09, 2009, 05:25:57 PM »
Maybe the Andalites naturally have more sugar than humans?

Either way, the morph would cure the diabetes. Yay science!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #985 on: November 09, 2009, 05:34:30 PM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on November 09, 2009, 05:25:57 PM
Either way, the morph would cure the diabetes. Yay science!!

Oh, sure, ruin the joke, why don't ya?  :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #986 on: November 09, 2009, 05:39:27 PM »
Hey, I amped the joke, Ax just did an "in your face" expression. He'd never do that. My theory is he went to the doctor to rub his advancement in the doc's face.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #987 on: November 09, 2009, 07:04:36 PM »
haha on that note

ax in human morph "prince jake i have realized that cinabons are too fattening and contain too much sugar, and are there for very unhealthy. as are cookies and chocolate and anything else with taste. i am now going to give up all that food and just stick to broccolli when i am in my human morph. that is the best for you anyways. also i have realized it's stupid to keep playing with words, so im not going to do that anymore either. oh, and also, i don't know why i keep calling you prince, ur just a mere human, so you can't be prince of anything. from now on I will be prince Ax, as the resident andalite, and you need to answer to me"

Jake: who the hell let ax watch those stupid health shows? and wtf im still in charge? :huh:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #988 on: November 09, 2009, 08:11:34 PM »
Hahaha, nice.


Ax: "Prince Jake, in our nutrition class I learned that all of your snacks and desserts are way too sugary for you. So I will help you out by consuming them all.

Jake: "Bu-"

Ax: "No-no. There's no need to thank me, just get healthier. You're our leader, you need to look after your body. Oh, speaking of which, I ordered a Bow Flex Home Gym, and we have an appointment to work out every Saturday.

Jake: 0.o
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #989 on: November 10, 2009, 01:33:43 AM »
hahah that was awesome


Aximili: *dancing*
Marco: O_o what is going on
Aximili: <youtube>
Marco: oh no who showed you that....
Aximili: < but you have not even taken a peak at what I'm observing>
Marco: Do I have to?
Aximili < Certainly!! >
Marco: are you kidding I can recognize that anywhere
Tobias: <you... ahhahahaha>
Marco: what?
Tobias: <You can recognize Lord of the Dance from miles away?>
Marco: <_< yes why?
Tobias: <you never told me you listened to those kind of things.>
Marco: well ... there is plenty about me you do not know
Tobias: <Let me guess.. you can tap dance too right?>
Marco: UH...yes.. just don't tell anyone.
Aximili: < it seems to work quite well with hooves >  ;D
Marco: you wont tell right Tobias....tobias... TOBIAS!!! OMG he flew away... AX this is all your fault
Aximili: <What did I do?>
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