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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #960 on: November 03, 2009, 07:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on November 03, 2009, 03:04:27 PM
Ah! You beat me to it!! I was going to do a My Little Pony one. Hahaha

Chapman: Sir, here are the numbers on- 0.o
Visser 3: <What? On what? What are looking at?>
Chapman: Um, excuse me sir, did you get a piercing?
Visser 3: <So what if I did? What are you, my father?>
Chapman: Well, sir, no. It's just... your choice of earring is odd.
Visser 3: <What's wrong with the Teletubbies?>

Chapman: Oh...nothing sir.  They're just...not very intimidating.
Visser 3: <Not intimidating?  What are you talking about!  They're large creatures with alien technology attached to their stomachs!  What's not intimidating about that?!>
Chapman: Yes, sir.  Of course, sir.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #961 on: November 03, 2009, 07:18:09 PM »
Haha, nice.

Quote from: Faerie Larka on November 03, 2009, 07:11:16 PM
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on November 03, 2009, 03:04:27 PM

Chapman: Sir, here are the numbers on- 0.o
Visser 3: <What? On what? What are looking at?>
Chapman: Um, excuse me sir, did you get a piercing?
Visser 3: <So what if I did? What are you, my father?>
Chapman: Well, sir, no. It's just... your choice of earring is odd.
Visser 3: <What's wrong with the Teletubbies?>

Chapman: Oh...nothing sir.  They're just...not very intimidating.
Visser 3: <Not intimidating?  What are you talking about!  They're large creatures with alien technology attached to their stomachs!  What's not intimidating about that?!>
Chapman: Yes, sir.  Of course, sir.

Visser 3: <In fact, they're so intimidating, have all of our troops put on Teletubbies costumes for the next encounter with the Andalites. That'll scare them off.>
Chapman: *sigh* Yes sir.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #962 on: November 03, 2009, 07:22:27 PM »
Horks dressed up as telletubbies...be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #963 on: November 04, 2009, 02:36:06 AM »
Next battle:

Ax: * hiding behind Jake*  < THEY ARE REAAAAAL REAL NOOOOOOOO>
Marco: Teletubies? who did this?
Jake : i have no idea but its hylarious
Ax: < prince Jake you said they were make believe WHY are they real>
Jake: Ax just KILL THEM
Ax: < I don't think its possible to kill Teletubies Prince Jake T_T>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #964 on: November 04, 2009, 07:18:26 AM »
You seem to think the Teletubies aren't scary... What about the Care Bears and Casimir? I always thought they were scary...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #965 on: November 04, 2009, 09:14:16 AM »
(I love care bears. Telletubbies not so much.)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #966 on: November 04, 2009, 02:05:00 PM »
carebears are awesome! i hate teletubies.

and these quotes are awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #967 on: November 04, 2009, 05:27:00 PM »
Telitubies... :barf:

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Tom: Visser
V3: Hm...
Chapman: We just wanted to tell you that we're going to strike!
V3: WHAT >:(
The controllers: NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #968 on: November 04, 2009, 06:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Mira on November 04, 2009, 05:27:00 PM
Tom: Visser
V3: Hm...
Chapman: We just wanted to tell you that we're going to strike!
V3: WHAT >:(
The controllers: NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES!

FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP!

Visser 3: <Chapman!>
Chapman: *shakilly* Y-ye-yes sir?
Visser 3: <Get some Taxxons to clean this mess.>
*Visser 3 turns to the rest of the controllers*
Visser 3: <Anyone else want to "strike"?>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #969 on: November 04, 2009, 10:50:36 PM »
haha nice u guys


visser in his male human morph: chapman!
chapman: yes sir?
visser: which outfit do you think i should wear to our human controller meeting tonight? i really like this one *holds up pink dress* but i'm afraid it will make me look fat
chapman: umm, sir, you are in a male morph. should you not wear more appropriate clothes?
visser: *starts sobbing* so it WILL make me look fat! but i love this dress so much!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #970 on: November 04, 2009, 11:28:16 PM »
Visser Three during a meeting: Human clothing irritates me. From now on when we are only with other controllers, we will all be in the nude!

Ax during recon: Prince Jake, all of the Human controllers have removed their artificial skin. When we enter battle, it will be easier to defeat them.

Jake: They did what?
Cassie: Oh my god.
Rachel: What? I'm not going out there!
Marco: so Ax, what exactly is the female to male ratio out there? Just curious.
Tobias: I don't want to know. I already know too much.
Jake: Abort mission! Abort! Abort!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #971 on: November 05, 2009, 08:29:07 AM »
LMFAO. That was actually quite believable, Chad - the second part more so. Great stuff, everyone!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #972 on: November 05, 2009, 09:42:32 AM »
lol Good idea!! Let's be "sometimes nudist", we'll conquer the Earth!!
Nice new plan *_* :controller:  >:D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #973 on: November 05, 2009, 08:07:01 PM »
 
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on November 04, 2009, 06:14:12 PM
Quote from: Mira on November 04, 2009, 05:27:00 PM
Tom: Visser
V3: Hm...
Chapman: We just wanted to tell you that we're going to strike!
V3: WHAT >:(
The controllers: NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES!

FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP! FWAPP!

Visser 3: <Chapman!>
Chapman: *shakilly* Y-ye-yes sir?
Visser 3: <Get some Taxxons to clean this mess.>
*Visser 3 turns to the rest of the controllers*
Visser 3: <Anyone else want to "strike"?>


HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tinkywinky: Yes NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES! NO MORE TELITUBIES!
Visser 3: Who infected the real telitubies  :D I’m going to promote him to sub visser 1!
Chapman: Eeeeeeh well his left foot is in that Taxxon and his arms is in that one and the one who is still eating on that woman, his ear is in the Taxxon next to the first one, the rest of his head is in the Taxxon who is standing next to the door, his index finger is inside the Taxxon crawling over to the second one who have eaten one of his legs and his other leg and parts of his stomach is in the Taxxon behind you and the rest of him that one.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #974 on: November 07, 2009, 04:33:29 PM »
Visser 3 : ( in the middle of battle) < TIME OUT TIME OUT>  ( everyone stops )
Jake: What now?
Visser 3: < there is a rock in my hoof that is hurting alot  i have to take it off >
Cassie: OMG let me check that for you .
Visser 3 T_T < it hurts >
Cassie: there there no need to cry. I'll fix it in no time.  There you go good as new
Visser 3 < you know you guys are not so bad. mind if i join you?>
Cassie: =D sure
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