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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #945 on: November 02, 2009, 01:50:07 PM »
Lol.  Good work, everyone.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #946 on: November 02, 2009, 02:17:00 PM »
haha those are great. and ax with a bazooka is an awesome mental picture ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #947 on: November 02, 2009, 11:14:30 PM »
Ax: I have an announcement to make
Jake : WHat?
Ax: I'm quitting
Jake: WHAT?... WHY?
Ax: There seems to be no profit at all in fighting the Yeerk invasion of your lovely planet. HOWEVER there is plenty of profit to be made from Television. I plan to start my own show.  A cooking show to be exact. I am going to be the only one showing Andalite cuisine I'm going to be famous.
Marco: OMG that is absolutely brilliant!! can i be your co host?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #948 on: November 02, 2009, 11:15:47 PM »
haha shark thats awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #949 on: November 02, 2009, 11:23:57 PM »
Man i miss doing this XD
i don't even remember why i stopped coming here i think i didn't want to leave either it just happened well glad i'm back.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #950 on: November 02, 2009, 11:29:56 PM »
yay im so glad i made u come back shark! ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #951 on: November 03, 2009, 01:07:57 AM »
Visser 3: <ITS A DISASTER A DISASTER >
Chapman: what is it Visser 3 did we get infiltrated?
Visser 3: <Worse!!>
Chapman: what?
Visser 3 : <Someone stole something from me....my my collection..>
Chapman: your torture device collection?
Visser 3: <no that is still intact>
Chapman: but how did someone get into your private room?
Visser 3: <I do not care how they did it they must not show my collection or i will be ruined!!!>
Chapman: what was it?
Visser: <My littlest pet shop collection is missing>
Chapman: oh my that is a disaster

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #952 on: November 03, 2009, 10:51:32 AM »
Heehee.  Those are great, Shark.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #953 on: November 03, 2009, 12:49:36 PM »
Ax: <Prince Jake?>
Jake: Yeah? What is it?
Ax: <I can't come to the mission tomorrow>
Jake: Why not?
Ax: <I... I don't want to fight anymore.>
Jake: What are you talking about; you have to avenge your brother!
Ax: <My brother's death was horrid and sad, but... I have to follow my dream.>
Jake: ... uh, what is your dream?
Ax: <I want to dance!>
Jake: 0.o
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #954 on: November 03, 2009, 12:54:12 PM »
Jake: Ax, why are you smoking? It's a bad habit.
Ax: The butts are tastier when they are on fire.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #955 on: November 03, 2009, 02:23:22 PM »
haha u guys those are all awesome! haha dancing ax.

and visser 3 playin with the littlest pet shop would be an interesting commercial
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #956 on: November 03, 2009, 02:46:58 PM »
haha i would love to see that!

Visser 3 :  *locks the door to his private office and turns TV on*
Chapman: Sir do you have a minute?
Visser 3 : sigh * turns TV off*  <come in >* unlocks door*
Chapman: Your special order just arrived
Visser 3: <GREAT!!!  you didn't open it right?>
Chapman: No sir
Visser 3: <good now go>
Chapman: *Leaves*
Visser 3: < good he is gone> * opens box and takes out VHS tape and puts it into VCR*

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn't the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?
No sign of trouble in sight
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
May all your days be bright
May all your days be bright

Visser 3: * dances*

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #957 on: November 03, 2009, 03:03:03 PM »
gahaha awesome! ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #958 on: November 03, 2009, 03:04:27 PM »
Ah! You beat me to it!! I was going to do a My Little Pony one. Hahaha

Chapman: Sir, here are the numbers on- 0.o
Visser 3: <What? On what? What are looking at?>
Chapman: Um, excuse me sir, did you get a piercing?
Visser 3: <So what if I did? What are you, my father?>
Chapman: Well, sir, no. It's just... your choice of earring is odd.
Visser 3: <What's wrong with the Teletubbies?>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #959 on: November 03, 2009, 03:07:46 PM »
hahahahah good one XD


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