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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #900 on: October 14, 2009, 02:23:24 PM »
No, it goes like this:

Tobias: Rachel, Cassie has been captured by Visser Three! But I have good news.
Rachel: What is it?
Tobias: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #901 on: October 15, 2009, 12:40:14 PM »
Cassie: Rachel, you know Jake is not going to allow anything like this!
Rachel: We don't need to worry about Jake this time ^-^
Cassie: ... O...k... why?
Rachel: I have drugged him ;D
Cassie: WHAT :o JAKE!! *Runs in to Jake's house and finds him lying on the floor* JAKE CAN YOU HEAR ME? *shakes him*
Jake: hmmmhmm mm
Cassie: RACHEL!!
Rachel: eeeeh see you tomorrow Cassie...
Cassie: RACHEL YOU COME BACK HERE NOW, I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIS PARENTS...
Jake: ... ZZZZZZZ
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #902 on: October 15, 2009, 12:51:31 PM »
Hahaha, sucks to be Jake. :D

*Jake walks downstairs and sees Tom watching TV and drinking a Sprite.*
Tom: Hey Jake, have a drink. *Tom hands jake a different can of Sprite, already opened*
Jake: Thanks but I've had my second soda for the day.
Tom: Who cares? The 'rents are gone. Have a drink.
Jake: Tom, why do you want me to drink this so bad?
Tom: No reason. *Tom reaches for his can while still watching TV and takes a drink
Tom: *hack* What the? What's wrong with my drink?
Jake: I gave you my can.
*Tom collapses*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #903 on: October 15, 2009, 12:57:33 PM »
haha mira and parker those are good!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #904 on: October 15, 2009, 01:35:32 PM »
lol yeah, very good ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #905 on: October 15, 2009, 05:36:54 PM »
HA

Afterwards (Mira)

Jake's father: Jake I want to know who gave you this drugs now!
Jake: hhmmmmmmm where am I
Father: Who was it!
Jake: I don't know, the last thing I remember is Rachel turn into a bear and threathen to kill me if I refused to drink something.
Tom: Oh poor Jake he got hallucinations!

Afterwards (Parker)

(Jake hears his parents car outside and holds his breath until they opends the door so he would have a strange colour in his face and a strange breathing.)
Jake's mum: Jake, what is it?
Jake: (looks quite scared) Something is wrong with Tom...
Their father: Tom, can you hear me, who gave you this drugs?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #906 on: October 16, 2009, 05:11:49 AM »
Quote from: Stasiea on October 15, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
HA

Afterwards (Mira)

Jake's father: Jake I want to know who gave you this drugs now!
Jake: hhmmmmmmm where am I
Father: Who was it!
Jake: I don't know, the last thing I remember is Rachel turn into a bear and threathen to kill me if I refused to drink something.
Tom: Oh poor Jake he got hallucinations!

Jake's father: Jake I want to know who gave you this drugs now!
Jake: hhmmmmmmm where am I? ...
Father: Who was it!
Jake: hmmm ...where is Visser 3...?
Father: Who?
Tom: ... Oh dad, I think he need a doctor. I know a very good one for his case.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #907 on: October 16, 2009, 10:13:04 AM »
<SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL>
*An andalite charges a horde of controllers*
Cassie: You see Marco i told you we shouldn't have let Ax see that movie.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #908 on: October 16, 2009, 12:01:15 PM »
Quote from: B-RAD the BRIT on October 16, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
<SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL>
*An andalite charges a horde of controllers*
Cassie: You see Marco i told you we shouldn't have let Ax see that movie.


OMFG that was classic! That's exactly what Ax would do too!

Hahahahaha! +1 totally ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #909 on: October 16, 2009, 01:34:41 PM »
Jake: "Ax, for the last time, we are not inside the Matrix, and you cannot dodge bullets!"
Ax: <You do not know that for certain.>
Marco: "Okay, Ax?  No more movies, EVER."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #910 on: October 16, 2009, 01:46:45 PM »
Nice one.

Ax: <Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Just give me six feet and I get through anywhere.>
Marco: :facepalm: Ax is mixing up his Clark Gable impressions again.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #911 on: October 16, 2009, 02:00:58 PM »
Jake: OK Ax you've been useing a human morph for a year now. Why the hell can you still not control yourself in human morph!!???
Ax: Cuz Im British *puts on tophat*
Jake: Thats your excuse for everything.....
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #912 on: October 16, 2009, 09:02:26 PM »
I believe those would be things ax would do, or should have done. So funny as they are, they don't belong here.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #913 on: October 16, 2009, 09:11:22 PM »
Can you PM it to me?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #914 on: October 16, 2009, 09:21:14 PM »
PM you what?
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