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Offline DinosaurNothlit

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #345 on: February 07, 2009, 03:31:51 PM »
Since you guys liked the first ones so much, I found some more!  BTW, I finally got through all the previous posts of this board, and I cracked up so many times!  You guys are hilarious!  My humor is not worthy of you all.  But anyway, as I was saying:

Ax: <I am very sorry, Estrid, but my heart belongs to Marco.>
Estrid: <Really?  Oh, thank goodness you had a spare!>

Marco: <Whoa.  Apparently the Yeerk pool has a lifeguard, now.>
Lifeguard: FWEEET!  "No bleeding near the pool!"

Jake: "Hey everybody, who's up for a game of extreme hide-and-seek?  Each round lasts an hour, fifty nine minutes, and fifty seconds."

Visser One: "I figure if I fake my own death enough times, I can give my host's son a nervous breakdown."

Crayak: "I need eyedrops, NOW!  It's an emergency!"

Jake: "Marco . . . what have we learned today?"
Marco: *sigh*  "Never give caffiene to a Garatron.  In my defense, though, I had no idea Cassie's barn was so flammable!"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #346 on: February 07, 2009, 03:35:14 PM »
Hahahaha.
Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on February 07, 2009, 03:31:51 PM
Jake: "Marco . . . what have we learned today?"
Marco: *sigh*  "Never give caffiene to a Garatron.  In my defense, though, I had no idea Cassie's barn was so flammable!"
This one is amazing!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #347 on: February 07, 2009, 03:37:12 PM »
They're all amazing, what are you talking about, Nothlit?  Silly dinosaur, your humor rocks. 

And Trix are for kids...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #348 on: February 07, 2009, 06:48:27 PM »
*Visser three's hologram changed into a veleek in book 2*

Chapman: You know, the fact that it's a hologram kind of ruins the intimidating aspect of this moment."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #349 on: February 07, 2009, 07:03:59 PM »
Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on February 07, 2009, 03:31:51 PM
Jake: "Marco . . . what have we learned today?"
Marco: *sigh*  "Never give caffiene to a Garatron.  In my defense, though, I had no idea Cassie's barn was so flammable!"

Marco: "Jake . . . what did we learned three days ago?"
Jake: *sigh*  "Never go diving in the yeerkpool"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #350 on: February 07, 2009, 10:58:13 PM »
haha those are great!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #351 on: February 07, 2009, 11:36:24 PM »
Caffiene to a Garatron? Its speech would just be static. It would be moving so fast, you wouldn't even know it was moving. Like one episode of DBZ during the Frieza saga.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) COULD say!!!
« Reply #352 on: February 08, 2009, 07:07:11 AM »
Ax: Should we use eenie meenie or rock paper scissors lizards spock?
(Quote:
Scissors cut paper
paper covers rock
rock smashes lizard
lizard poisons spock
Spock smashes scissors
scissors decapitate lizard
lizard eats paper
paper disproves Spock
Spock disintegrates rock
and as it always has, Rock crushes scissors)


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #353 on: February 08, 2009, 10:51:40 AM »
Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on February 07, 2009, 02:24:09 PM

Marco: "You know, I'm starting to think maybe there's a reason I don't seem to have very good luck with girls . . . "

Visser Three: <No, Tobias.  I am your father.>

Visser Three: <Look at that animal!  It's probably not an Andalite!>

Jake: "Hey, you know how I always have such a hard time making good decisions?  Well, I got this eight-ball . . . "

Ax: <. . . and that is how Andalite morphing technology created the platypus.>

I love these! Especially the "it's probably not an Andalite" one, haha! The others were awesome too though :D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #354 on: February 08, 2009, 02:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Aquilai on February 08, 2009, 07:07:11 AM
Ax: Should we use eenie meenie or rock paper scissors lizards spock?
(Quote:
Scissors cut paper
paper covers rock
rock smashes lizard
lizard poisons spock
Spock smashes scissors
scissors decapitate lizard
lizard eats paper
paper disproves Spock
Spock disintegrates rock
and as it always has, Rock crushes scissors)
Big Bang Theory!  Nice.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #355 on: February 08, 2009, 03:11:38 PM »
Cassie's dad: Those four . . . always having their little club meetings. Just what are they doing in that barn anyway? I mean when I was a kid all I used that barn for was . . . oh god! Cassie, nnnooo!

Tobias: Why do we have to do things your way, Rachel? Why don't you just trap yourself as a hawk?

Erick (at the end of book 10): Actually I enjoyed every minute of it! The best part was when they started to cry, I can't wait to show this crystal to the other Chee!

Jake: Ram them? Whoa now, lets not be hasty! Try the left cannon, that always works.

Aftran 942: . . . what if I get bored with the ocean?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #356 on: February 08, 2009, 05:20:02 PM »
haha those quotes are awesome nerbies!  ( i say it plurally cuz there are 2 that im referring 2 :P)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #357 on: February 08, 2009, 07:41:32 PM »
Marco: You know, let's just save endangered species with these powers.
Jake: Tobias, You're the leader.
Tobias: Of course I am.  Let's not morph birds.
Cassie: You know, I just wanna kick Yeerk butt with this.
Rachel: I just want to take care of my family.
Ax: I only want to eat these delicious buns.  Bunzuh. 
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #358 on: February 08, 2009, 07:48:33 PM »
Ax:  Ew.  You humans are so gross with your sense of taste.  I'll stick to running around on the grass, thanks.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #359 on: February 08, 2009, 07:51:57 PM »
Nice one, Faerie!

Marco: Hey, guys, what was your favorite morph?
Jake: Ant!  Of course!
Cassie: Seriously, it was so fun to get ripped to pieces!
Rachel: Yeah, definetily ant.
Tobias: <Geez, I can't believe I missed out on that.>
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