Hey, guys, I found some quotes that I'd posted on a board like this in oldRAF! Ready? Here goes:
Any Helmacron: <Guys, I think we should leave the humans alone. They're too big and powerful for us to conquer.>
Marco: "You know, I'm starting to think maybe there's a reason I don't seem to have very good luck with girls . . . "
Visser Three: <No, Tobias. I am your father.>
[spoiler]The Ellimist: "Control, Alt, DELETE!"
Rachel: XP[/spoiler]
Taylor: "Hey, Tobias, you know I was just messing with you, right?"
Cassie: "And then . . . and then . . . THE TREE HUGGED ME BACK!!!!"
Any of the Animorphs: "Aw f***ing h*ll. F*** this sh*t. Those god****ed Yeerks just f***ed everything up, those f***ing b*s**rds."
Either Cassie or Marco: "Guys, this is serious. I just realized I don't know my last name!"
Elfangor: <Right when I think I understand genetics, I find out that I have fathered a red-tailed hawk.>
Visser Three: <Look at that animal! It's probably not an Andalite!>
Jake: "Hey, you know how I always have such a hard time making good decisions? Well, I got this eight-ball . . . "
Visser One: "I can't believe it took you so long to figure out that the Andalite bandits were human!"
Visser Three: <Yeah, well, 'human bandits' just doesn't quite have the same ring to it.>
George Edelman: "Instant maple-and-ginger oatmeal. It's deliriously delicious!"
Ax: <. . . and that is how Andalite morphing technology created the platypus.>
